Girlfalldown

Happy Birthday girl! Hope you have a wonderful Friday!

Well y'all aren't going to believe this but I used to be one of the shyest people EVER! I barely talked. Some people just thought I a bitch or something but in truth I was just so painfully shy that I was afraid anything I'd say or do would be stupid and people would know me for the complete idiot that I am. I would NEVER even THINK of doing a naked skydive or flashing or, god forbid, lay naked on the numbers with a bunch of people! No way! That's crazy talk! That was 3 years ago. Then something changed. I met some of the coolest people I've ever met before. They became like the family I never had. We got goofy. Did silly things, got a little crazy and then one day in the heat of summer someone said hey, lets do a naked jump! My friend Alana said Shannon would never do it but for some reason it just seemed right and I said sure! It was some of the silliest fun I've ever had in my life! The feeling in the air was just...well, how do I describe it? I don't know how to describe it because I was grinning ear to ear and so was everyone else. It's an experience you can't describe really. We landed and at that point I really didn't care that I was naked anymore. We all walked into the hanger with our canopies sort of covering us and no one really cared. They just giggled. We all got dressed and that was that. The smile didn't go away for days! Since then nudity hasn't been that big of a deal anymore. Don't get me wrong, we don't run around naked but there are times when the entire dropzone is out naked on the numbers and if you're the one clothed you feel awkward and out of place until you take your clothes off and join in the giggling fun! It's not sexual in any way. It's just a bunch of people in their birthday suits giggling their asses off and running out to lay on the numbers. We're all fat, skinny, lumpy, wrinkled and imperfect and it just doesn't matter! So Gia, Evelyn, never say never! No one has to do it but everyone that does ends up laughing so hard about it later and I dont think anyone's ever been embarrassed about it. It isn't for everyone, sort of like skydiving, but sometimes you just gotta join in the fun to see what it is you're missing. The fun part is the next day when you're sitting in the hangar and you look around and realize you've seen every single person in the hanger naked. -------------- (Do not, I repeat DO NOT, take my posts seriously.)

YAY! I'm so glad you're coming now! Looking forward to seeing you woman! -------------- (Do not, I repeat DO NOT, take my posts seriously.)

Nah! I think it should be that one song: It's getting hot in here so take off all your clothes I am getting so hot I'm gonna take my clothes off! -------------- (Do not, I repeat DO NOT, take my posts seriously.)

Who? Share. -------------- (Do not, I repeat DO NOT, take my posts seriously.)

Jaye I know you can do this. I did it myself and I can't quit ANYTHING! lol Just start out drinking 1 cup of tetley tea in the morning with a little milk. You can even add a dash of sugar to it. Drink it slow. Then if you want more just add hot water to the tea bag and drink that. Have another full tea bag 2 hours later and do the same thing. Try doing that for a couple of days and slowly ween yourself off that. Good luck! I have faith in you girl. You can do it! -------------- (Do not, I repeat DO NOT, take my posts seriously.)

Cuddle... is that what we're calling it nowdays? -------------- (Do not, I repeat DO NOT, take my posts seriously.)

Awe! You poor thing! OK people, I found this website devoted to everything jello: JELLOPHILE Enjoy -------------- (Do not, I repeat DO NOT, take my posts seriously.)

And how is that different then any other day? I was at home instead of work. DUH! -------------- (Do not, I repeat DO NOT, take my posts seriously.)

Jello-J makes some killer jello shots! Heck I remember recovering from surgery back in March/April and getting a whole batch of them in the mail via fed ex icepack! I think I did 3 of them and was hammered by 9am! -------------- (Do not, I repeat DO NOT, take my posts seriously.)

Hmm...that gives me a fun idea to try with my fiance. -------------- (Do not, I repeat DO NOT, take my posts seriously.)

Since there are so many threads involving Jello shots here on dropzone.com I thought it might be a good thing to have a thread dedicated to the art of Jello shot making. I myself am no expert at making them although I've been known to suck up 30 or so in one sitting but there are others on here that can help. So share your recipes, your ideas, your molds, your ways of drinking them and anything else you can think of here! I found JELLOPHILE on the web. I'm expecting a lot from Jello J, Gia, Kid_Icarus, Sunshine and the rest of you Jellophiles! BRING IT! -------------- (Do not, I repeat DO NOT, take my posts seriously.)

Oh lookout! LIL' The ass grabba in da house! -------------- (Do not, I repeat DO NOT, take my posts seriously.)

That's weird. I thought you left a donation. -------------- (Do not, I repeat DO NOT, take my posts seriously.)

It just popped up in one of my random google searches for porn! -------------- (Do not, I repeat DO NOT, take my posts seriously.)

Don't worry Bonnie. I'll be bringing a private stash. Let me know if anyone else out there wants wine. Same deal, $50 a 12 pack. -------------- (Do not, I repeat DO NOT, take my posts seriously.)

Water snob. -------------- (Do not, I repeat DO NOT, take my posts seriously.)

Snowwhores in the house, OVER This post is, over. -------------- (Do not, I repeat DO NOT, take my posts seriously.)

No. We'll be too drunk to notice. -------------- (Do not, I repeat DO NOT, take my posts seriously.)

Whorish whores. It's wholesome fun. -------------- (Do not, I repeat DO NOT, take my posts seriously.)

That IS what sparked the poll! You're a smart feller...or is that a fart smeller? -------------- (Do not, I repeat DO NOT, take my posts seriously.)

NSFW http://www.slantmagazine.com/media/blog/sebastian_kehl.wmv -------------- (Do not, I repeat DO NOT, take my posts seriously.)

Yes it is and thank you. You were the inspiration for this thread based on what I have learned from you over the past. When I read about your disappointment in us it shutterd me to the bone. So I give you this poll to remind you of those of us who care...

Ooh....I'm going to recline mine all the way and lay on my front. -------------- (Do not, I repeat DO NOT, take my posts seriously.)

www.ratemycameltoe.com Clicky for you! Hey, I think some of these are photoshopped! -------------- (Do not, I repeat DO NOT, take my posts seriously.)