Girlfalldown

Holey crap! And I bitch about a little rain! -------------- (Do not, I repeat DO NOT, take my posts seriously.)

The last two nights I've turned $11 into zero dollars. I'm like Houdini or something. -------------- (Do not, I repeat DO NOT, take my posts seriously.)

It could have even been a chick! oh GROSS! -------------- (Do not, I repeat DO NOT, take my posts seriously.)

True but when I go back and read it it kind of makes sense. Like the parents night thing and the Mr. so and so (I'm guessing his teacher). And since he hasn't IM'd me since I expect he's for real. Plus I changed a couple things so if it was someone real he'd call me out. -------------- (Do not, I repeat DO NOT, take my posts seriously.)

Some kid named Alex IMd me. I didn't know who alex was but I thought maybe he was a skydiver (which happens a lot). I thought he was just fucking with me (since I do this to other people) so I began joking with him. Then I thought maybe there was a dropzone party going on in my area Friday that I might have forgot about. I used dirty words, talked about drugs and called him a sick fuck. Then he said he was 9 and I realized that it wasn't actually an Alex that I thought it might be and I was horrified at what I'd wrote. How's that? Oh, obviously Alex thought he was talking to his little school friend "shannon" about going to a party tomorrow night. I imagine she's about 9 too. -------------- (Do not, I repeat DO NOT, take my posts seriously.)

Yes. -------------- (Do not, I repeat DO NOT, take my posts seriously.)

She's lying. rl Oooh... She's in trouble! When I meet her I'm going to spank that ass extra hard now. -------------- (Do not, I repeat DO NOT, take my posts seriously.)

This is why you should watch your kids on the computer. [09:28] Alex: Alex invited you to start Tic Tac Toe, [09:29] *** Users currently in conversation: (Alex) has joined the conversation. [09:29] Shannon: who are you? [09:30] Alex: Hello Shannon, I cant wait to see what you are dressed up as on Friday. [09:30] Alex: It's Alex [09:31] Shannon: Alex who? [09:31] Shannon: from where? [09:31] Shannon: and dressed up where? [09:32] Shannon: lol I'm cornfused [09:33] Shannon: Who the fuck is this? [09:57] Alex: Where have you gone. I've got to go to parents evening at 7 o'clock, try and get back to me before then. dreading parents evening, wonder what Mr McBride will say about me!!!!!! [09:58] Shannon: Who? [09:58] Shannon: who is this? [09:59] Shannon: Is this Alex from _____? Dude are you smoking crack again? Lay the pipe down man. [10:05] Alex: How are you gona dress up as a rock star - will you dye your hair a different colour, wot about red hair!! [10:08] Shannon: Who the hell is this? I'm not dressing up as anything for you ya sick fuck! [10:08] Alex: It's Alex from school (I typed the next line and missed this one for just a second) [10:08] Shannon: well you're obviously in the UK since you're on the way to a 7pm event and it's nearly 10AM here in California but I think you may have me mixed up with another shannon. (then I see the line above it) [10:09] Shannon: another much OLDER shannon [10:10] Alex: I'm sorry OLDER shannon. I'm new to this (I'm only 9). Will have to check the other shannons address [10:10] Shannon: No problem. LOL [10:10] Shannon: Have fun at your party. Maybe ask your parents to help you find the right email address. Session Close (Alex): Thu Feb 09 10:11:26 2006 oops. -------------- (Do not, I repeat DO NOT, take my posts seriously.)

That's hot. -------------- (Do not, I repeat DO NOT, take my posts seriously.)

BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! er...I mean...yeah, call him rl. -------------- (Do not, I repeat DO NOT, take my posts seriously.)

Well I had to take the test over and over and over again...my mouse gots tuck...or...um....er...something. Finally got this: Tough guy You scored 65% masculine, 82% athletic, 9% exotic, and 43% refined! You love men, you love testosterone and you know it. You like a bad-ass man who knows what he wants. He isn't what you might bring home to mom but I don't think it really matters - he's hot! Someone like.....Vin Diesel. -------------- (Do not, I repeat DO NOT, take my posts seriously.)

Why not just park the van back there and let people live in it when you start the commune? -------------- (Do not, I repeat DO NOT, take my posts seriously.)

I love you man! -------------- (Do not, I repeat DO NOT, take my posts seriously.)

Congratulations! Should I send you some patchouli oil and sage so you can smoke away the negative vibes man? Does the place have a shower or are you going to just go to the Y once a month? Hey, if you're going to grow weed in the back I can probably find you some killer seeds here. -------------- (Do not, I repeat DO NOT, take my posts seriously.)

Ummm.....no. You guys would love to know what we do in the bathroom together, wouldn't you? didn't two carolina panthers cheerleaders get caught in the bathroom....ah..nevermind... Dammit! Those cheerleaders blew our cover! -------------- (Do not, I repeat DO NOT, take my posts seriously.)

I sent some stuff to my mom via Fed Ex. There was a 5 disk CD changer, an am/fm receiver, a VCR and some speakers. The CD changer got damaged on the way and Fed Ex's policy is to pick up the damaged goods, inspect it, then return it to the original sender before sending the check for the damaged material. Anyway, they pick it up, inspect it and then...the package gets lost on it's way back. I call Fed Ex about 10 times and each time they say it's in a different place but they put a note in to make sure it's coming back to me. Then I tracked it ALL OVER THE COUNTRY! Note that I was just sending it from San Francisco to SoCal. It went back and forth and finally, this is even after I received the refund check from Fed Ex for the damage, a full 3 months after it was originally shipped, my mother received the damaged cd changer again. I just told her to toss it out. -------------- (Do not, I repeat DO NOT, take my posts seriously.)

That's easy. "Hey you--go get me a cold beer! And you, Blondie, go cook me some food!" Walt Plus they have someone to talk to when you're done so you can go to sleep! -------------- (Do not, I repeat DO NOT, take my posts seriously.)

So we can have some peace and quiet out here one day a week? Blues, Dave It'll never happen. You're still here. -------------- (Do not, I repeat DO NOT, take my posts seriously.)

Awful quiet in there. Why am I here again? -------------- (Do not, I repeat DO NOT, take my posts seriously.)

Wait, you could do the threesome with him and another guy, you know, so I won't have one up on ya'll. Please don't kill me honey, I'm just playing. -------------- (Do not, I repeat DO NOT, take my posts seriously.)

I don't want to have a threesome. I'm completely fulfilled by my man in every way possible. Thanks anyway! -------------- (Do not, I repeat DO NOT, take my posts seriously.)

Now this statement isn't ignorant. Excuse me, but I happen to know plenty of heterosexual males that would be completely grossed out by the idea of a threesome. Just because a majority of people don't think there's anything wrong with a threesome, doesn't mean those that think a threesome is immoral are gay. ( ooouu, let's see the flaming I get for this one!!! ) Wait, this is starting to freak me out! My guy doesn't want to have a threesome with me and another girl! What if he's gay? I'd better force him to just to make sure. -------------- (Do not, I repeat DO NOT, take my posts seriously.)

That's so gay. -------------- (Do not, I repeat DO NOT, take my posts seriously.)

I can't play. I broke the laptop. -------------- (Do not, I repeat DO NOT, take my posts seriously.)

Do you people actually believe the media? Even after all the negative lies and BS it's spewed about our own sport? tisk tisk. Chris, I demand that you go take a nap right now. I mean it. Don't make me come over there. -------------- (Do not, I repeat DO NOT, take my posts seriously.)