Girlfalldown

I think you're right! -------------- (Do not, I repeat DO NOT, take my posts seriously.)

Luckily I have a sense of humor. Anyway, I think it means he wants to see my underpants. -------------- (Do not, I repeat DO NOT, take my posts seriously.)

In the toilet? -------------- (Do not, I repeat DO NOT, take my posts seriously.)

If someone says: "I love you more than anyone." Does it mean they love you more than anyone else loves you or does it mean they love you more than they love anyone else? -------------- (Do not, I repeat DO NOT, take my posts seriously.)

So am I. -------------- (Do not, I repeat DO NOT, take my posts seriously.)

I just drooled on my pants.... wait a minute, that's not drool! Ewww! I have issues with body fluid too. -------------- (Do not, I repeat DO NOT, take my posts seriously.)

Happy Birthday Alex! -------------- (Do not, I repeat DO NOT, take my posts seriously.)

Are you drunk? -------------- (Do not, I repeat DO NOT, take my posts seriously.)

You know how sometimes you read a post and you just burst out laughing and everyone in the office looks at you funny and you just can't explain why it's so funny? Well this is one of those times. -------------- (Do not, I repeat DO NOT, take my posts seriously.)

I can fax from my computer or my fax machine. Do you want me to make a copy of my ass and fax it to someone? -------------- (Do not, I repeat DO NOT, take my posts seriously.)

Wait, you mean I'm not supposed to finger my urethra? That explains a lot. (all kidding aside, now I think everything grosses jeiber out now) -------------- (Do not, I repeat DO NOT, take my posts seriously.)

When I was going through AFF I would go to sleep thinking about the jump sequence and I would dream I was actually doing it flawlessly. When I finally did the jumps for real they went really well too. Then I had a dream that I had a malfunction and while I was trying to get out of it I was sort of taken to a place that was something like what christians would call heaven and I was told by these extraordinary beings that I was not going to die. They told me the date that I would die and how I would die and then they sent me back down to my malfunctioning canopy and I somehow managed to land it. It was torn to shreds too. I woke up and wrote the date down. I can't remember it now but I think I posted it on here the next day. I've had dreams where I went in without pulling and I was so embarrassed that I'd get up and pull my pilot chute out so everyone would think I had a mal of some sort and wasn't so dumb that I forgot to pull. I used to dream that I could fly quite often before I ever started skydiving. -------------- (Do not, I repeat DO NOT, take my posts seriously.)

*taps you on the shoulder & whispers so as not to publicly humiliate you with a guy telling you how the female body works* girls pee from their urethras, not their vaginas. They're close together, but not the same place :-P Thank you for that lesson in anatomy. (It just wouldn't have grossed jeiber out as much if I said I was peeing out of my urethra and that's what I was going for.) -------------- (Do not, I repeat DO NOT, take my posts seriously.)

I'll be there! Already got my tickets. -------------- (Do not, I repeat DO NOT, take my posts seriously.)

Maybe i'm getting old, but I could swear this post said something different earlier today... I have no idea what you are talking about Remi. You must have a ginormous penis. How else could you have snagged Karen? -------------- (Do not, I repeat DO NOT, take my posts seriously.)

There is no threeway. I only have sex with my fiance. I was just trying to put Iwan in a better light so he could get a customer or two and pay me back my money dammit! -------------- (Do not, I repeat DO NOT, take my posts seriously.)

AaaaaahhhhhhhhHHHHHHHHH FREAK OUT! La Sheik.... great, now I have that song stuck in my head. Thanks a lot. -------------- (Do not, I repeat DO NOT, take my posts seriously.)

When you now, or ever, have skydived on a regular basis, you are a skydiver. I don't care if you have a license or not. Was that too many commas? -------------- (Do not, I repeat DO NOT, take my posts seriously.)

Whores get paid WHOOORE That's where it went.. you paid me.. For what? I want a refund! Damn.. it was that bad? It was so bad that I don't even remember it. Hey! Wanna have a threeway with us? -------------- (Do not, I repeat DO NOT, take my posts seriously.)

Whores get paid WHOOORE That's where it went.. you paid me.. For what? I want a refund! -------------- (Do not, I repeat DO NOT, take my posts seriously.)

How to make a girlfalldown Ingredients: 5 parts intelligence 5 parts humour 1 part joy Method: Stir together in a glass tumbler with a salted rim. Add a little cocktail umbrella and a dash of wisdom yeah riiiight. -------------- (Do not, I repeat DO NOT, take my posts seriously.)

Hey! Where's my money WHORE? So I was booking my ticket for Dublin when all of a sudden I felt the urge to pee right out of my vagina. I went to the bathroom where I found a couple going at it so I jumped in! Then I realized someone left the seat up and I FREAKED! I have to go write about it on MySpace. -------------- (Do not, I repeat DO NOT, take my posts seriously.)

Well the top will fit me but we still need something for Remi. Maybe a sleeping bag will work. -------------- (Do not, I repeat DO NOT, take my posts seriously.)

Yes. You should immediately have a threesome with 2 other guys to make it behave properly. -------------- (Do not, I repeat DO NOT, take my posts seriously.)

Hi Remi. -------------- (Do not, I repeat DO NOT, take my posts seriously.)