Girlfalldown

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  1. It's like the size of my left arm. -------------- (Do not, I repeat DO NOT, take my posts seriously.)
  2. And he has a really ginormous penis. -------------- (Do not, I repeat DO NOT, take my posts seriously.)
  3. Neener neener neener! Pervy perv! hahahahaha! (yes, I am like 12 today) -------------- (Do not, I repeat DO NOT, take my posts seriously.)
  4. Find a friend and jerk him off at the same time. DUH! -------------- (Do not, I repeat DO NOT, take my posts seriously.)
  5. Just in case you guys didn't already know, Remi's a perv. -------------- (Do not, I repeat DO NOT, take my posts seriously.)
  6. Nope! I broke the lappy so I can't play. He'll play the first one and if he's out before the loser tourney maybe I'll play but I really don't mind. I have been sucking big time lately. Plus this way I can watch him and get the in depth secrets of his play and kick his ass next time we're head to head. I think I'm down to like $20 now. -------------- (Do not, I repeat DO NOT, take my posts seriously.)
  7. Bunch of sickos.... For you Remi. -------------- (Do not, I repeat DO NOT, take my posts seriously.)
  8. Don't feel bad. Neither can I. -------------- (Do not, I repeat DO NOT, take my posts seriously.)
  9. Oooh...I guess this means you'll be easy to take advantage of too. -------------- (Do not, I repeat DO NOT, take my posts seriously.)
  10. You think that's funny, you'll love this - I can't stand feet. I can't even stand looking at them, not even my own. Sucking on toes? Forget it. If the fate of the human race depended on me licking someone's toes.... well... what can I say.... we're all screwed. Oh sorry, I was in the bathroom PEEING. OUT OF MY VAGINA again. You aren't going to believe this but there are men out there that WORSHIP feet! I'm serious! They love em. There are even entire DVDs devoted to foot worship and foot sex. So to conclude this conversation, you are different. Therefore what you say doesn't apply to everyone. So neener neener. -------------- (Do not, I repeat DO NOT, take my posts seriously.)
  11. Wait a second here. Most guys love filth! Sweaty from a run? Who cares baby! Take it off! They'll lick the pooh-nani from top to bottom (and I do mean bottom!) They'll kiss sweaty armpits, stick their tongues down our earholes and fingers in our ooh ahhs and do all sorts of pervy things. But the idea of the place where a girl pees from grosses you out? That's just too funny. -------------- (Do not, I repeat DO NOT, take my posts seriously.)
  12. Oooh now you've just gone over the line buster! Leonardo Decaprio is just... EWWWWWW! -------------- (Do not, I repeat DO NOT, take my posts seriously.)
  13. There. I fixed it for you. Yeah I really don't want to watch my SO going poop either but I know he does it. If you feel like your history is so bad that you can't tell the person you love then I guess you don't trust them enough with it. I'm not saying I know everything here, I'm just giving my opinion. I've had to break up with someone because they used stuff I did in the past against me and constantly brought it up. They were too immature to deal with it. And yet I was supposed to be ok with the things he did (sexual and non). So I said goodbye. The man I'm with now knows every dirty little secret about me and he still loves me for it. He doesn't use any of it against me and I'd never use anything he ever told me against him but I feel like I know him very well because we're so honest with each other. Damn I'm lucky. P.S. Girls have a vagina. -------------- (Do not, I repeat DO NOT, take my posts seriously.)
  14. Have you ever seen Punch Drunk Love? That's what it's like. (I don't have any sisters) -------------- (Do not, I repeat DO NOT, take my posts seriously.)
  15. What color? -------------- (Do not, I repeat DO NOT, take my posts seriously.)
  16. You made me look skinny! THANK YOU!
  17. I think you're missing the point here. She did it when she was young. Not yesterday. People experiment with things when they're young to find out what they like and don't like. She's embarrassed about it and she wouldn't do it again so she obviously didn't like it. That doesn't mean she doesn't respect herself. Now if she lets him make her do the threeway when she doesn't want to, that would mean she didn't respect herself. Believe it or not, some people (like myself) believe that you need to be totally honest with your significant other in order for them to understand you completely. There's nothing wrong with talking about your past and if they can't handle it then maybe they just aren't the right one for you. So there! -------------- (Do not, I repeat DO NOT, take my posts seriously.)
  18. If that's George that was at Burning Man last year tell her I said hello! and "Critical tits!" -------------- (Do not, I repeat DO NOT, take my posts seriously.)
  19. dork. -------------- (Do not, I repeat DO NOT, take my posts seriously.)
  20. It's interesting that you posted this today. We have 2 cats, brother and sister and I think they are about 9 years old. They are indoor cats. We live in a condo in a gated apartment complex thingy with lots of plants and trees outside so some nights I take one or both of the cats outside of the front door because they seem bored and curious and I sit with them while they sniff around and rub on the corners of stuff. Usually it's fine and they go in when I say it's time or with a little gentle nudge but last night, the boy cat (who is usually so loving and such an attention whore that it's annoying at times) decided to turn into the satan cat from hell. He hisses and meowed at me AND my fiance who he's never ever acted like that towards and he refused to go inside. I had to sneak up behind him and squirt him with a water bottle repeatedly and he just stared at me and hissed and hissed and hissed. Then he finally ran inside and proceeded to hiss and bit me when I tried to comfort him (my bad). So what I'm trying to say is that sometimes when indoor cats go outdoors, they turn into something else. They get into protection mode or something and even if they know and love you they might not recognize you and hide from you if you're out looking for them. I think the sign idea is a really good one because it's more likely someone will spot her on accident then you will. It's also more likely that she'll just come home when she's ready. If it's possible to leave the front door open a little that might help. I hope you find her! -------------- (Do not, I repeat DO NOT, take my posts seriously.)
  21. Maybe in the loser tourney. -------------- (Do not, I repeat DO NOT, take my posts seriously.)
  22. Yea that is most likely the case...I have never seen a 9 year old that can type and use punctuations that well. That's not really him. Actually the kid took a really long time to type anything so I think we was being very careful to type it correctly. It was cute. -------------- (Do not, I repeat DO NOT, take my posts seriously.)
  23. Does a bear shit in the woods? Hell yea, but you're on your own gettin there. Im thinkin Hottylicious would be a bit grumpy if I took a hottie w/ me for 4 weeks in Phoenix and left her at home to pack for our move when I return. Your leavin her to pack?!??! Damn I'd be pissed too! I will be in Orlando for my BestFriends birthday anyways. Have a great trip!
  24. this coming from a chick who's eyeball has been on the run from her for months now? I found my eyeball a long time ago. It's got a few tire marks on it but it works just fine...mostly. -------------- (Do not, I repeat DO NOT, take my posts seriously.)
  25. Oh my gawd! I just looked up the kids hotmail name without the address and it's pulling up some 33 year old dude on personal ads in the UK! -------------- (Do not, I repeat DO NOT, take my posts seriously.)