Girlfalldown

I'm not real. -------------- (Do not, I repeat DO NOT, take my posts seriously.)

Banzai is soooooo cute! -------------- (Do not, I repeat DO NOT, take my posts seriously.)

I was petting the penguins mate I guess. I really don't know. The damn thing just reached over and ripped the back of my hand off. Penguins bite hard. -------------- (Do not, I repeat DO NOT, take my posts seriously.)

I got bit by a penguin. -------------- (Do not, I repeat DO NOT, take my posts seriously.)

I could leave right now if my work was done but NOOOOOOOOO you guys just have to post. -------------- (Do not, I repeat DO NOT, take my posts seriously.)

Oh a story about puppies! I love puppies....I'll read it right now. -------------- (Do not, I repeat DO NOT, take my posts seriously.)

Guess I'll be filling in spreadsheets in the car on the way to Taft tonight. -------------- (Do not, I repeat DO NOT, take my posts seriously.)

On dz.com? I think not. -------------- (Do not, I repeat DO NOT, take my posts seriously.)

STOP! No more. Please! -------------- (Do not, I repeat DO NOT, take my posts seriously.)

Thanks Casie. I really appreciate it.. See I just can't stop and... Damn You! I did it again. -------------- (Do not, I repeat DO NOT, take my posts seriously.)

I've got a huge samples usage report I have to do today but there are all these postings that keep going up and I HAVE to read them all! I'm not getting anything done here. If you guys could please stop posting on Dropzone.com for an hour or two so I can get some work done I'd really appreciate it. Oh and stop PMing me too. Thanks. -------------- (Do not, I repeat DO NOT, take my posts seriously.)

Yes...the doctor says the divot will go away soon though. -------------- (Do not, I repeat DO NOT, take my posts seriously.)

You guys wanna know the real reason Chop-chop and his plaything are in Florida? Well I hear that Plaything was trying to see how many golf balls she could get up Chop-chop's butt and after about 8 he felt something rip way up inside there and couldn't get them out! The went to the hospital here in San Francisco but the doctors had to send him to a specialist in Florida. They had to use these huge tongs to get it out and sew his ass back up. He's recuperating now. Poor Lany has to clean that thing every day with rubbing alcohol and cotton swabs or something like that otherwise it'll get infected. It's really gross. Don't tell anyone I told you though. He's real embarrassed about it. -------------- (Do not, I repeat DO NOT, take my posts seriously.)

Look at the Chop chop throwing down the hate today someone needs a hug! Florida sunshine warm soft breezes with no clouds to busy to jump! Ha ha on you two neener neener ha I say! I like to poke fun! -------------- (Do not, I repeat DO NOT, take my posts seriously.)

Andy is picky won't haiku just anywhere has discerning taste He must start the thread then again he might just be hitting the bottle Andy are you drunk? tell me what that new drink is! lemon vodka shot? -------------- (Do not, I repeat DO NOT, take my posts seriously.)

Me too. It's broken. -------------- (Do not, I repeat DO NOT, take my posts seriously.)

I'll be in Taft though :( Now I'm scared. -------------- (Do not, I repeat DO NOT, take my posts seriously.)

Quote Not being able to jump with all my favorite people every weekend.Quote That's a biggie for me too. I haven't jumped with you in a long time JP and you're one of my favorite people! -------------- (Do not, I repeat DO NOT, take my posts seriously.)

I will find you.... -------------- (Do not, I repeat DO NOT, take my posts seriously.)

You know what really pisses me off? When you get a roll of toilet paper an it's 2 ply and somehow one of the plys gets rolled over the other one so it doesn't unroll right and it's always uneven.. I hate that. Another thing, I hate it when you get a nice new roll of tape and you get some kind of defect in the side of it so that it unrolls right the first time but then after a while it just tears itself every fucking time you try to get a piece off.. That really pisses me off. Then you think you've fixed it but it works for like maybe 1 or 2 full circles of tape and then it tears again.. ew I'm getting pissed just thinking about it. Also, why do I get the blue screen of death on my computer when I'm at a really interesting part of webcamming? GAHH It's such a mood killer! Something else. Why is it I can burn 20 cds in a row then all of a sudden every single blank cd I put in says it's not an empty cd? WHAT THE HELL? I just opened the package! How can it have anything on it? So I try the next one and it's the same thing! Is someone at Office Depot secretly fucking with me? I just thought of another thing. I hate it when I start the washing machine and open the damn thing to find out that I forgot to take the last load out and put it in the dryer so I have to go through the entire spin cycle again! Now I'm all pissed off. I hope you're happy. Don't correct my grammar or spelling. That really pisses me off too. -------------- (Do not, I repeat DO NOT, take my posts seriously.)

nope.. here's a hint.... -------------- (Do not, I repeat DO NOT, take my posts seriously.)

Well I'll be there for one. Maybe some other fucker too. I think Darren and Alana are coming and I've heard some shit hot freeflyers from up this way too but I can't confirm who. If you'd gone out with Malfunction and the rest of us you'd understand the quarter reference... -------------- (Do not, I repeat DO NOT, take my posts seriously.)

2 for ten dollar! -------------- (Do not, I repeat DO NOT, take my posts seriously.)

http://www.sptimmy.com/games/timmy_game.htm one we can play!!!! -------------- (Do not, I repeat DO NOT, take my posts seriously.)

I just keep clicking on Timmy over and over again. -------------- (Do not, I repeat DO NOT, take my posts seriously.)