Girlfalldown

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  1. HA HA! -------------- (Do not, I repeat DO NOT, take my posts seriously.)
  2. woke up with a cold hope it goes away real fast I have some grand plans should be home packing leave for Argentina in twenty four hours cold and overcast here in the bay area but I'm not worried It will be summer Argentinas bright and hot this time of the year -------------- (Do not, I repeat DO NOT, take my posts seriously.)
  3. What about Bwohohoing? and Bweheheing? -------------- (Do not, I repeat DO NOT, take my posts seriously.)
  4. I think I'm the only one on dropzone.com right now.. I love it when you've been jumping like mad all summer long, getting up real early every single weekend day and then one Saturday, out of no where a storm comes in and you hear the rain beating on the window at 7am so you roll over and wrap your arms around your sweetie and take the day off . I love it even more when you wake up the next day to the sun shining and jump in your car and race off to the DZ. -------------- (Do not, I repeat DO NOT, take my posts seriously.)
  5. I thought of something else I love I love BOOGIES!! I love helicopter jumps I love docking (and I don't mean that thing gay men do with their penises) I love kissing in freefall I love reverse rodeos I love mangos I love the bumper sticker I saw on the way home today. It said "save the planet, kill yourself" -------------- (Do not, I repeat DO NOT, take my posts seriously.)
  6. that could also be an accidental toot -------------- (Do not, I repeat DO NOT, take my posts seriously.)
  7. post jumping spurts cackle delay happy blast joyous jolt late laughter... lemme think of some more.. -------------- (Do not, I repeat DO NOT, take my posts seriously.)
  8. Yes you did and now we all know. I'm putting it in my sigline... -------------- (Do not, I repeat DO NOT, take my posts seriously.)
  9. did you know your beautiful when your angry? Oh yeah? You should see me when I'm flabbergasted. -------------- (Do not, I repeat DO NOT, take my posts seriously.)
  10. Have you noticed the price of tea in China has gone up a bit? -------------- (Do not, I repeat DO NOT, take my posts seriously.)
  11. I mean really. Don't you have anything better to do? -------------- (Do not, I repeat DO NOT, take my posts seriously.)
  12. people that post whore to get thier posting numbers up just piss me off. -------------- (Do not, I repeat DO NOT, take my posts seriously.)
  13. I voted sex but it's a really close call. Actually I kinda want to take that vote back. Does touching ourselves count? Now if we could just find a way to do both at the same time... -------------- (Do not, I repeat DO NOT, take my posts seriously.)
  14. I love the name Jarcie because it confuses me and makes me call you Jarcie at the dropzone. I love baby oil I love the fact that I leave for Argentina on Valentines day I love my new canopy I love levitation I love that I get to drive over the Golden Gate bridge every morning and see a view most people only dream of I love this view from my office window -------------- (Do not, I repeat DO NOT, take my posts seriously.)
  15. Was it's leg ripped off when it was trying to swim back to the top? That's so messed up! I wonder what would happen if you put your hand in there and wiggled it around for a while... I used to feed my friends snake little mice. They didn't have the heart to do it so I would. Not the pink ones, these were just sort of like teenage mice. It was fun to watch the snake chase it around and around the tank and strike at it and the poor little mouse was scared to death. Then he'd catch it and slowly swallow the little creature. Morbid isn't it? -------------- (Do not, I repeat DO NOT, take my posts seriously.)
  16. Well.. I tried, it didn't work.. sorry about that Iwan What are you talking about? I'm naked. I thought we all were... -------------- (Do not, I repeat DO NOT, take my posts seriously.)
  17. This is the greatest thread ever! I love puppies and kittens and fairies and bridges and sushi and chocolate and my grandma and bloomin onions and long hot baths and motorcycles and cute boys and cute girls too and ferrets and cigars and long hikes and the city and driving fast and massages and oral pleasure and flowers and the ocean and trees and drinking too much and most of all skydiving. I don't love penguins though. -------------- (Do not, I repeat DO NOT, take my posts seriously.)
  18. I'm still wondering why Vinnie didn't bounce more when he jumped from the roof onto the trampoline and into the back of the truck. And why did Vinnie shy away when Andy gave him that lap dance? (hehe you said staff) -------------- (Do not, I repeat DO NOT, take my posts seriously.)
  19. That's great news and you seem so excited! Congratulations. You should post the tour dates and locations so we can start stalking you. -------------- (Do not, I repeat DO NOT, take my posts seriously.)
  20. I had a dream once where I could change the channels of the dreams I was having. If one got boring I could switch to the other one. I kept trying to tell people it was a dream but I couldn't say the word "Dream". Why does asparagus make your pee pee smell funny? -------------- (Do not, I repeat DO NOT, take my posts seriously.)
  21. Hey there's no one in there either and Chat isn't working. I have no outlet for stress relief now! -------------- (Do not, I repeat DO NOT, take my posts seriously.)
  22. Damn. I was hoping this was the Penguin Baseball one again -------------- (Do not, I repeat DO NOT, take my posts seriously.)
  23. Good question. Sometimes I remember things like they were actually dreams and sometimes I remember dreams like they actually happened. -------------- (Do not, I repeat DO NOT, take my posts seriously.)
  24. I can see it now... "Honey I think I have a booger. Can you come here for a sec?" -------------- (Do not, I repeat DO NOT, take my posts seriously.)
  25. Nope, I think dogs totally understand us and choose to be disobedient to make us think they aren't smart. That way they don't have to go to work like the rest of us. -------------- (Do not, I repeat DO NOT, take my posts seriously.)