Girlfalldown

Next time the waitress comes by spit your mouthfull of pizza into your hand, tell her thanks everythings fine and then shove it back in your mouth. -------------- (Do not, I repeat DO NOT, take my posts seriously.)

Friends fucking rock! I have some great friends. I have friends that I haven't talked to in 6 months but can call right this second and have a 3 hour conversation with them and be just as close as ever and I have friends that I can just grunt to and they know exactly what I'm talking about. I have friends that I can bitch to all day long on IM if I want and they can do the same and they know if I get busy and ignore them it's because I'm working and they dont care. I have friends that I can laugh with, cry with and fuck with and that do the same thing with me. Most of my friends know my limits and when they go overboard they know it and say sorry. They also forgive me when I go to far with them (which I have on many occasions) I have friends that know how to keep a secret and friends that I know can't and we just play accordingly. I also have friends that really piss me off from time to time but I manage to get over it soon enough. People on dz.com rock too because they can make you feel loved and cared about by just saying a few words of wisdom or kindness when you're feeling down and even though I haven't met most of them I consider a lot my friends. I hope this happy friendly feeling goes away soon. I'm not used to it. -------------- (Do not, I repeat DO NOT, take my posts seriously.)

But nobody can beat my 20.7 -------------- (Do not, I repeat DO NOT, take my posts seriously.)

OK I'm going. Who can I ride with? -------------- (Do not, I repeat DO NOT, take my posts seriously.)

Yup, I admit it. I broke Sunshines ankle while playing extreme spin the bottle. Oddly enough that's when I got her pregnant as well. We like it rough in Byron. -------------- (Do not, I repeat DO NOT, take my posts seriously.)

Don't make me break the other ankle..... -------------- (Do not, I repeat DO NOT, take my posts seriously.)

Shut up biatch.. Go fix me a chicken pot pie. -------------- (Do not, I repeat DO NOT, take my posts seriously.)

I think he was referring to his tallywacker when he said Pink Dolphin. -------------- (Do not, I repeat DO NOT, take my posts seriously.)

This is the best game in the history of all games. KILL ALL PENGUINS!! Little fuckers. The first one I did I got 20 feet because it just exploded into little bits everywhere. I can't stop playing it!!! -------------- (Do not, I repeat DO NOT, take my posts seriously.)

Damn.. got to make out with 2 chicks AND watch several boys kiss each other. It was way hot. Should have worn a condom though. Oooh I'm a daddy! -------------- (Do not, I repeat DO NOT, take my posts seriously.)

It was me. I'm sure of it. -------------- (Do not, I repeat DO NOT, take my posts seriously.)

Were those punks in Byron? When? Where was I? Damn I always miss the good stuff. -------------- (Do not, I repeat DO NOT, take my posts seriously.)

lil late Jeff. -------------- (Do not, I repeat DO NOT, take my posts seriously.)

threadkiller -------------- (Do not, I repeat DO NOT, take my posts seriously.)

That's why: "Queenie Bling Bling aka Method Luv" That's right.. I kick them in the nads and when they're down I take their wallet. -------------- (Do not, I repeat DO NOT, take my posts seriously.)

Wimp Gimp Chimp Haven't you always wanted a monkey? Yes, I want you! For what? I'd just kick you in the nads. -------------- (Do not, I repeat DO NOT, take my posts seriously.)

didn't say I didn't like it :) -------------- (Do not, I repeat DO NOT, take my posts seriously.)

Now what? Wimp Gimp Chimp Haven't you always wanted a monkey? -------------- (Do not, I repeat DO NOT, take my posts seriously.)

You never had apple sausage? You poor thing. It's really good. Too bad I don't eat pigs anymore... -------------- (Do not, I repeat DO NOT, take my posts seriously.)

I'm guessing it's a double stuffed porkchop with apple sausage and some rice pilaf with asparagas...but I'm just guessing. -------------- (Do not, I repeat DO NOT, take my posts seriously.)

Hey we had a party for you last weekend but you passed out in Geno's car! -------------- (Do not, I repeat DO NOT, take my posts seriously.)

Now what? Wimp Gimp -------------- (Do not, I repeat DO NOT, take my posts seriously.)

How to get Chinese food in Zimbabwe Living with Skybabes.. I can't believe I did that for money! Alzheimers......uh -------------- (Do not, I repeat DO NOT, take my posts seriously.)

Now what? -------------- (Do not, I repeat DO NOT, take my posts seriously.)

I'll already be there.. nevermind then. -------------- (Do not, I repeat DO NOT, take my posts seriously.)