Girlfalldown

true evil exists deep within your very soul release is golden -------------- (Do not, I repeat DO NOT, take my posts seriously.)

Can you even tell? it's only two inches long whether hard or soft -------------- (Do not, I repeat DO NOT, take my posts seriously.)

My milkshake brings all the boys to the yard... -------------- (Do not, I repeat DO NOT, take my posts seriously.)

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So does 8 beerz... -------------- (Do not, I repeat DO NOT, take my posts seriously.)

I'm so jealous. You guys both suck. Be careful Chopchop..Geno likes to give reach-arounds when you least expected.. That's what Jeff told me anyway. -------------- (Do not, I repeat DO NOT, take my posts seriously.)

come on now Geno ketamine's the drug of choice smack is so 80s -------------- (Do not, I repeat DO NOT, take my posts seriously.)

Pink and Green.... Horrid visions of the 70s run through my head. -------------- (Do not, I repeat DO NOT, take my posts seriously.)

I've been wondering what happened to all my porn oops I mean kitty... -------------- (Do not, I repeat DO NOT, take my posts seriously.)

here kitty kitty have you seen my cat fluffy? Been missing a while... -------------- (Do not, I repeat DO NOT, take my posts seriously.)

blackness fills my soul evil killing spree starts now rob a liquor store enough cash to flee to Mexico through Texas get some jumps in there steal a fast red car Vodka straight from the bottle I have some weird dreams -------------- (Do not, I repeat DO NOT, take my posts seriously.)

Weekend coming fast all the swoopers in Davis the pond will be mine Calm gentle water someone must get video bring a change of clothes -------------- (Do not, I repeat DO NOT, take my posts seriously.)

My hangover's almost gone. I guess it's time to start drinking! -------------- (Do not, I repeat DO NOT, take my posts seriously.)

Quote1. Whats your name? Trixie 2. How old are you? 32 3. Why did you decide to start jumping out of airplanes? always wanted to 4. Are you single or taken? Married? single 5. Do you have kids? nope 6. What do you drive? Nissan Frontier truck 7. Have you ever done a kisspass? heck yeah! 8. Where do you live? San Francisco 9. Do you have any pets? nope but I have a plant named Samantha 10. How many jumps do you have? 525 11. What color eyes do you have? red 12. What is your nationality? Ghetto 13. Have you ever dated someone you met off the internet? not yet 14. Favorite Movie? Natural Born Killers 15. What do you do when you arent skydiving? work and dream about skydiving 16. Have you ever BASE jumped? no 17. If not... do you want to? yup 18. Do you have siblings? half of one 19. Where do you want to travel to the most? Australia/New Zealand 20. What's your favorite color? right now it's orange 21. Where was the last place you flew to ( not skydiving )? Argentina -------------- (Do not, I repeat DO NOT, take my posts seriously.)

Oh heck yeah! I have a nice hangover Whiskey n guinness...at the same time..in the same glass. It just seems wrong doesn't it? -------------- (Do not, I repeat DO NOT, take my posts seriously.)

I had to leave because I was getting ready to post porn links and my boss walked up behind me as a bunch of naked girlie pop up screens popped up. I'M SO BUSTED! -------------- (Do not, I repeat DO NOT, take my posts seriously.)

Some of us still have to work... -------------- (Do not, I repeat DO NOT, take my posts seriously.)

no we aren't! Whacho smokin? -------------- (Do not, I repeat DO NOT, take my posts seriously.)

I think he's scared of me. -------------- (Do not, I repeat DO NOT, take my posts seriously.)

You're going to need a pimp. Pimp Queenie bling bling at your service. -------------- (Do not, I repeat DO NOT, take my posts seriously.)

and he brought this back from Japan for me. -------------- (Do not, I repeat DO NOT, take my posts seriously.)

He keeps bringing me gifts. Check out what he just brought back when he picked up lunch. -------------- (Do not, I repeat DO NOT, take my posts seriously.)

yes i'm back in the area. didn't you notice the stink coming from across the bay? I can smell it all the way in Sausalito. Pee-yew. Go take a shower and meet us in the city later. -------------- (Do not, I repeat DO NOT, take my posts seriously.)

OK I'm thinking O'Reilly's in Northbeach but I know it'll be a zoo... Need more suggestions here! -------------- (Do not, I repeat DO NOT, take my posts seriously.)

What a cool thing to read today. Thanks for sharing it with us. I am smiling right now too