Girlfalldown

Oh I forgot to ask.. How are your nads feeling today Pop? -------------- (Do not, I repeat DO NOT, take my posts seriously.)

Good girl Lany, good girl. -------------- (Do not, I repeat DO NOT, take my posts seriously.)

I missed you too Skye! I missed everyone at the dropzone. I swear if I had to go much longer I may have chewed one of my arms off or something. It was only a few weeks but it felt so much longer. Just goes to show how important skydiving and my friends at the dropzone are to me I guess. I mean.. it's Monday and I'm actually in a good mood! Can you believe that? It's like therapy. -------------- (Do not, I repeat DO NOT, take my posts seriously.)

Mmm I love those candies too! Oh and Pops aiiight I guess but that fucker owes me a night of drinkin Seriously though, welcome to Byron! -------------- (Do not, I repeat DO NOT, take my posts seriously.)

Wow! I look like a guy in those first few... -------------- (Do not, I repeat DO NOT, take my posts seriously.)

It's great. We watch at least 8 movies a month and there aren't any late fees. Considering that renting something like 2 movies at Blockbusters costs you about the same as a monthly charge at netflix for unlimited movies I'd say it's a good deal. Especially when you're like us and forget to return them on time . The turn around is really fast too. I've returned a movie via mail and got the next one in 3 days. Thanks for reminding me to return my netflix movies.

Next time PM me. You can't count on men to do anything right. -------------- (Do not, I repeat DO NOT, take my posts seriously.)

:7:1 I'm back! Got to the dropzone at 4 yesterday and still managed 4 jumps and 3 today. My second jump back was my first 4 way head down flower exit that went to a 4 way head down round! There's proof too. I swear! It's so good to be back. I haven't felt this satisfied in a long time. I love this game. -------------- (Do not, I repeat DO NOT, take my posts seriously.)

Awwww. I was just trying to get the chess-playing nerds of dz.com interested in you. Well it's a good thing I didn't mention that other thing. Hey Geno did you end up taking that ghetto girl home from Dennys? You know.. the one in the pink and yellow prom dress with the 8c dollar shaped diamond earings and the peek-a-boo boobies hatch? mmm mmm she was fine! -------------- (Do not, I repeat DO NOT, take my posts seriously.)

Damn you Geno... What happens at Albatross stays at Albatross! -------------- (Do not, I repeat DO NOT, take my posts seriously.)

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Jonathan Livingston Seagull again the book is so worn that the cover has become a comfort to my fingers as I sleep. -------------- (Do not, I repeat DO NOT, take my posts seriously.)

in jump tickets ??? How much ??? due to recent postings I guess it depends on the DZ! -------------- (Do not, I repeat DO NOT, take my posts seriously.)

I can't wait to use this at work tomorrow. "We're sold out of the Malbec so BLOW ME!" "No we don't want SBC high speed internet so BLOW ME!" "Yes I could deliver that case of wine to you but I'm not going to so BLOW ME!" "Yes we do need a new 5 gallon bottle of water so BLOW ME!" (My water delivery guy's super hot so this one'll be fun) -------------- (Do not, I repeat DO NOT, take my posts seriously.)

Thank you, thank you. I can teach you but I'd have ta charge... -------------- (Do not, I repeat DO NOT, take my posts seriously.)

Sounds more painful than kinky...... ~R+R Come on, explore your masochistic side RoadRash! Go light your significant other on fire! Try something new! Don't be so uptight -------------- (Do not, I repeat DO NOT, take my posts seriously.)

I took that as "have you ever lit yourself or someone else on fire while having sex". It's just a lil kinky. -------------- (Do not, I repeat DO NOT, take my posts seriously.)

I'm 25% pure. How can I be less pure than you guys? I'm not really surprised. I'm something like 64% gay and got something like 230 the last time I took the are you going to hell test. I'm definitely going to hell... -------------- (Do not, I repeat DO NOT, take my posts seriously.)

Feel free to remove yourself from the list. I see more shrinkage! -------------- (Do not, I repeat DO NOT, take my posts seriously.)

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I didn't read this entire thread but I did want to share something here. There is something very special and magical for me when I do a 2 way sit with another girl. I can't explain what it is that goes on but it just seems so natural and so relaxed. Maybe calming is the word I'm looking for. I can't explain it. I guess only other girls that experience this can understand it. Maybe it has something to do with having a similar weight. I'm used to jumping with guys that have 70 or more pounds on me and I have a heck of a time keeping up in a sit. With girls it's just different. I duhno. I feel very lucky to be at a dropzone that has so many great women jumpers though.

Dude if you hadn't spent all day webcamming me you'd be done by now. -------------- (Do not, I repeat DO NOT, take my posts seriously.)

I am an American aquarium drinker I assassin down the avenue I'm hiding out in the big city blinking What was I thinking when I let go of you? Let's forget about the tongue-tied lightning Let's undress just like cross-eyed strangers This is not a joke, so please stop smiling What was I thinking when I said it didn't hurt? I want to glide through those brown eyes dreaming Take it from the inside, baby hold on tight You were so right when you said that I've been drinking What was I thinking when we said good night? I want to hold you in the Bible-black predawn You're quite a quiet domino, bury me now Take off your Band-Aid because I don't believe in touchdowns What was I thinking when I said hello? I'd always thought that if I held you tightly You'd always love me like you did back then Then I fell asleep in the city kept blinking What was I thinking when I let you back in? I am trying to break your heart I am trying to break your heart But still I'd be lying if I said it wasn't easy I am trying to break your heart Disposable Dixie-cup drinking I assassin down the avenue I'm hiding out in the big city blinking What was I thinking when I let go of you? loves you I'm the man who loves you I Am Trying To Break Your Heart. Wilco. Yankee Hotel Foxtrot. -------------- (Do not, I repeat DO NOT, take my posts seriously.)

Had her very first cutaway with a square reserve a little over a month ago! -------------- (Do not, I repeat DO NOT, take my posts seriously.)

Everybody shhhushhhh! Deuce is back..... -------------- (Do not, I repeat DO NOT, take my posts seriously.)