Girlfalldown

I got way too much work done this last hour. Please don't ever leave me again!!! I love you Bonfire.... -------------- (Do not, I repeat DO NOT, take my posts seriously.)

Those are perfect! I can use them on his teeth right? -------------- (Do not, I repeat DO NOT, take my posts seriously.)

Or the best ef 'em. Depends on how you look at it. -------------- (Do not, I repeat DO NOT, take my posts seriously.)

That doesn't sound so bad either. -------------- (Do not, I repeat DO NOT, take my posts seriously.)

Me too *sigh* -------------- (Do not, I repeat DO NOT, take my posts seriously.)

Tonight I'm going to give him a glad trash bag to play with... -------------- (Do not, I repeat DO NOT, take my posts seriously.)

step off eager boys rockin chickways in H-town It's all about us no you can't join us we'll let you shoot video but you must behave -------------- (Do not, I repeat DO NOT, take my posts seriously.)

I don't think the little rascal will make it to their return.. -------------- (Do not, I repeat DO NOT, take my posts seriously.)

That's some fucked up shit right there. -------------- (Do not, I repeat DO NOT, take my posts seriously.)

So I'm kitten-sitting for Chopchop and his plaything and the longer it goes on the more I realize I had no idea what I was in for. This little kitten stays up all night long chasing shadows and fighting invisible demons. Then it starts to fall asleep and all of a sudden a stench like no other permeates the room from it's little butt. I really don't understand how such a foulness can come out of that little 2 pound critter. It's like he's eating rotting flesh or something. Anyway it's jumped from the second floor to the first floor twice now and somehow managed to survive and now it's made a little dirt path going from one of our plants to the floor to the chair to the window sill to floor and back to the plant again so we have dirt all over our kitchen floor in a big circle. I can't pet the damn thing cause it thinks my hand is a threat and attacks it with his super sharp baby teeth. I have scratches all over me. He insists on coming into the bathroom with me when I shower then he sits in front of the glass doors and attacks the drops of water coming down almost bashing his brains in on the glass. Then he cries and wants to take a shower with me. When I get out he instantly attacks my legs as I try to get ready for work. I've stepped on him at least 10 times and he just keeps attacking me. Last night I taped all 4 of his paws with scotch tape and made him stay downstairs on the wood floor but after 5 hours of frantically slipping all over the place he managed to get the tape off and come back to my door and whine until I let him in my room. Then he proceeded to attack my face while I tried to sleep. He runs from one side of the room, over the top of my bed and me then to the other side, attacks some thing and comes back to my face and bite my head at which point he farts again. Anyway, here's my question. Approximately how much oxygen does a 2 pound kitty require? For example, would a large shoe box have enough air in it to keep him alive till like 5 PM today? I don't want to punch holes in it since I like the box. Please answer ASAP! -------------- (Do not, I repeat DO NOT, take my posts seriously.)

Goshdarn hippies piss me off. -------------- (Do not, I repeat DO NOT, take my posts seriously.)

Happy Birthday Jake! Hope you have a great day! Shannon

Damn! I heard those Dutch were larger than average but I had no idea!!! -------------- (Do not, I repeat DO NOT, take my posts seriously.)

She whacked the previous person that had the title of "spanker". Feel the love... Yeah but he liked it -------------- (Do not, I repeat DO NOT, take my posts seriously.)

It's not a matter of wanting to or not. It's just my job. -------------- (Do not, I repeat DO NOT, take my posts seriously.)

I'm 0- too. gimme some blood. -------------- (Do not, I repeat DO NOT, take my posts seriously.)

You'll find out. Come to Byron sometime soon, it can only be done there Spankings are my job Iwan. Step down. -------------- (Do not, I repeat DO NOT, take my posts seriously.)

You look just like this rad video guy at my home dropzone!!! Like OH MY GAWD! TOTALLY! -------------- (Do not, I repeat DO NOT, take my posts seriously.)

AGHH!! I can't! I have to work But you can strap me to you another time. -------------- (Do not, I repeat DO NOT, take my posts seriously.)

That bastard never sends me anything! Thanks a lot Iwan! -------------- (Do not, I repeat DO NOT, take my posts seriously.)

I'd do it for the extra cash.. actually I wouldn't do it at all because I'm a chicken but if any of you need a practice tandem passenger let me know. -------------- (Do not, I repeat DO NOT, take my posts seriously.)

Check out the other ones, Titanic and the Exorcist. -------------- (Do not, I repeat DO NOT, take my posts seriously.)

Me please. -------------- (Do not, I repeat DO NOT, take my posts seriously.)

Yes but it's more fun badgering you about man love. -------------- (Do not, I repeat DO NOT, take my posts seriously.)

Are you out of your mind? This is good stuff! Man love is sexy. Man love, spitting and moist towlettes! What a great thread. -------------- (Do not, I repeat DO NOT, take my posts seriously.)