Girlfalldown

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  1. Charleston Chew or Mr. Goodbar? -------------- (Do not, I repeat DO NOT, take my posts seriously.)
  2. That makes me sad. Kitties are so cute and they go mew mew mew! I do remember some kids back when I was in high school that would get free kittens and puppies for that reason though. -------------- (Do not, I repeat DO NOT, take my posts seriously.)
  3. Dude that's fucked up! I mean the part about throwing him. That poor little hamster. If the snake didn't eat him there's a chance he was too big for the snake too. A friend of mine's snake wouldn't eat the mice he put in the cage so I went out and got him some younger, smaller mice and the snake went wild! It wasn't a huge difference in size either. Have him go for the smaller hamsters next time and see if that works. I was having dinner at a friends house one night. They raise these big ass lizards. Anyway they asked me to get something out of the freezer just to mess with me once. It was jam packed with frozen rats. Mmm ratsicles! -------------- (Do not, I repeat DO NOT, take my posts seriously.)
  4. Sweet. Find another hot guy ok? I need some action. -------------- (Do not, I repeat DO NOT, take my posts seriously.)
  5. This one's SOOOOOOOOOO much better than yours Slappie! Ohhhh.. Charleston Chew...I'd do that! -------------- (Do not, I repeat DO NOT, take my posts seriously.)
  6. That's only if it's a threesome. DUH! Ah phooey! That's right! Well so much for THAT idea! I will never find TWO girls who both agree to sex, and I ain't including a guy! What? No guy? You're such a prude. -------------- (Do not, I repeat DO NOT, take my posts seriously.)
  7. Dammit! I put them on before they were on Pop's ass. I'm going to need another picture now. When are you coming back up Frenchy? -------------- (Do not, I repeat DO NOT, take my posts seriously.)
  8. "If someone says shenanigans one more time i will pistol whip them." Shenanigans. -------------- (Do not, I repeat DO NOT, take my posts seriously.)
  9. Sounds fun to me! Don't you have like...a girlfriend or something though? Bad boy! I thought it didn't count if Pop Tarts were involved. Didn't I read that somewhere? That's only if it's a threesome. DUH! -------------- (Do not, I repeat DO NOT, take my posts seriously.)
  10. HA! I seriously did NOT see that before I posted that. Too funny! I knew you were "that" kind of girl! -------------- (Do not, I repeat DO NOT, take my posts seriously.)
  11. Sounds fun to me! Don't you have like...a girlfriend or something though? Bad boy! -------------- (Do not, I repeat DO NOT, take my posts seriously.)
  12. You seem like a Twizler kind a girl! -------------- (Do not, I repeat DO NOT, take my posts seriously.)
  13. What? Don't try and tell me you've never stared longingly at a jar of creamy peanut butter. -------------- (Do not, I repeat DO NOT, take my posts seriously.)
  14. Depends on what you're inserting where. -------------- (Do not, I repeat DO NOT, take my posts seriously.)
  15. Well? Would ya? I do like Butterfingers. Snickers has peanuts for that extra "ribbed" sensation. -------------- (Do not, I repeat DO NOT, take my posts seriously.)
  16. Recess Peanut Butter Cups. Ok...so it's not a "bar". I guess my second fave would be butterfingers. -------------- (Do not, I repeat DO NOT, take my posts seriously.)
  17. I humped them all night in my hotel room. Was that why you put the in the first slot of your weekend numbers? You dirty little thing you! -------------- (Do not, I repeat DO NOT, take my posts seriously.)
  18. Yee fucking haw that was some funny ass shit right there! -------------- (Do not, I repeat DO NOT, take my posts seriously.)
  19. Girlfalldown

    Got Metal?

    And damn you look good! -------------- (Do not, I repeat DO NOT, take my posts seriously.)
  20. Take me with you! -------------- (Do not, I repeat DO NOT, take my posts seriously.)
  21. Girlfalldown

    Got Metal?

    Whooo hooo! I get to play in this thread now! 1 titanium cage in my spine where the disk at C-7 used to be. This isn't my actual x-ray, mine's a little lower. -------------- (Do not, I repeat DO NOT, take my posts seriously.)
  22. Cpt. Morgan's Private Stock is the bomb though! Doesn't need any coke to taint it. Yummy! -------------- (Do not, I repeat DO NOT, take my posts seriously.)
  23. LMAO! That sounds like my morning too. -------------- (Do not, I repeat DO NOT, take my posts seriously.)
  24. Happy Happy birthday girl! Hope it's a great one. -------------- (Do not, I repeat DO NOT, take my posts seriously.)
  25. Good times! -------------- (Do not, I repeat DO NOT, take my posts seriously.)