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Whas' up, Chile, my man? $15 jumps at Gold Coast on Friday. I hope to see you there. ..................................................................... PMS#28, Pelogrande Rodriguez#1074 My Pink M

A small Wild Animal Park acquired a very rare species of gorilla. Within a few weeks, the gorilla, who was a female, became very difficult to handle. Upon examination, the park veterinarian determined the problem. The gorilla was in heat. To make matters worse, there was no male gorilla available. Reflecting on their problem, the park administrator thought of Eddie Standen, a redneck part-time intern, who was responsible for cleaning the animal's cages. Eddie, like most rednecks, had little sense, but possessed ample ability to satisfy a female of any species. The park administrator thought they might have a solution. Eddie was approached with a proposition. Would he be willing to have mate with the gorilla for $500.00? Eddie showed some interest, but said he would have to think the matter over carefully. The following day, Eddie announced that he would accept their offer, but only under the following four conditions. "First," he said, "I don't want to have to kiss her on the lips.." The park administrator quickly agreed to this condition. "Second," Eddie said, "You must never tell anyone about this." The park administrator again readily agreed to this condition. "Third," Eddie said, "I want all the offspring to be raised Southern Baptist". Once again the administrator agreed. And last of all Eddie stated "You've got to give me another week to come up with the $500.00." ..................................................................... PMS#28, Pelogrande Rodriguez#1074 My Pink M

That is too schweet! I've collected the entire Viking series. Plus I have all of Tod's series: Clive Barkers Tortured Souls 1-2.. The detail is unreal.. Pretty gruesome stuff come to think about it... I would be extremely surprised to find you have collected some of the same series. I have some of the Viking collection. I also have the original Spawn in the box and the original The Maxx in the box. The ones I have in my office are a mixture of series. One monster barfs up trash. He's one of my favorites along with my elephant warrior. THey are just so cute! ..................................................................... PMS#28, Pelogrande Rodriguez#1074 My Pink M

She must have been having an ICEE attack. ..................................................................... PMS#28, Pelogrande Rodriguez#1074 My Pink M

Downplane? I wanna try that sooo bad!!! And I plan on squealing the entire time. ..................................................................... PMS#28, Pelogrande Rodriguez#1074 My Pink M

Congratulations married man. Enjoy your lives together. ..................................................................... PMS#28, Pelogrande Rodriguez#1074 My Pink M

I can do a cartwheel in my cube it is so big. I have a window that overlooks the Mississippi River I have christmas lights strewn about I have a Light Brite I have Todd McFarlane Spawn toys I have a Rodrigue's Blue Dog "Luck be a Lady" limited edition silk screen Me likey my office. ..................................................................... PMS#28, Pelogrande Rodriguez#1074 My Pink M

I have the funniest .mpg of a baby humping its doll, but it's over 3000KB and I don't know how to post it. Sorry guys. ..................................................................... PMS#28, Pelogrande Rodriguez#1074 My Pink M

Granted. Venus is great fit for you because I feel assured that you will fulfill my vision for a nude planet with lots of gyms and low-fat foods since this planet is largely inhabited by women. Take care of my girls, Zenister. ..................................................................... PMS#28, Pelogrande Rodriguez#1074 My Pink M

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Damn.....and I thought this thread was about worshipping Sebazz....... Please keep worshipping Sebazz, by all means, I am very proud of my appointment of him. ..................................................................... PMS#28, Pelogrande Rodriguez#1074 My Pink M

That sounds pretty damn sweet. ..................................................................... PMS#28, Pelogrande Rodriguez#1074 My Pink M

Well......you are the one with the ultimate power here, are you not???? Why, yes, darling - I don't like to brag, but as Empress of the Universe, I am the supreme being. ..................................................................... PMS#28, Pelogrande Rodriguez#1074 My Pink M

what about the keeper in Uranus? Granted. Uranus needs to be cleaned up a lot. Uranus is not big, but expansion is in it's future. Be Uranus and let Uranus be you. Send out a press release and keep me posted daily of Uranus happenings. ..................................................................... PMS#28, Pelogrande Rodriguez#1074 My Pink M

I love a brown-noser! ..................................................................... PMS#28, Pelogrande Rodriguez#1074 My Pink M

Granted. Please send out a press release of your new appointment. Rule well, and send me weekly reports. ..................................................................... PMS#28, Pelogrande Rodriguez#1074 My Pink M

Yes, it's true. As the Empress of the Universe, I felt as if Sebazz could implement my vision of this planet, so I appointed him ruler of the world. Please send your congratulations to Sebazz. Please remember that there are other job opportunities available - Ruler of Pluto and Janitor of Jupiter. I am accepting applications. ..................................................................... PMS#28, Pelogrande Rodriguez#1074 My Pink M

Baaa haaa haaaaa!!!! ..................................................................... PMS#28, Pelogrande Rodriguez#1074 My Pink M

That is true love for the ever mighty beer. I have tears of joy welling up. ..................................................................... PMS#28, Pelogrande Rodriguez#1074 My Pink M

I love this quote from Cartman. Also, I am not going to see the Hulk - I love Lou Frigno (I know I am bastardizing the spelling of his name) too much. ..................................................................... PMS#28, Pelogrande Rodriguez#1074 My Pink M

Hopefully you don't need a uterus - just the stuff that comes before you get there. But, OK, I'll cancel my TNT appointment just for you. ..................................................................... PMS#28, Pelogrande Rodriguez#1074 My Pink M

I'm having a small stick of dynomite put in my uterus and blown up this afternoon. ..................................................................... PMS#28, Pelogrande Rodriguez#1074 My Pink M

I'm not sure what we pay - we usually go on the casino floor and approach people. ..................................................................... PMS#28, Pelogrande Rodriguez#1074 My Pink M

May the force be with you on ticketmaster.com. ..................................................................... PMS#28, Pelogrande Rodriguez#1074 My Pink M

Congratulations. I won't be getting married tomorrow unless Chris Cornell or Dave Grohl come out to the DZ this weekend and wisk me off to Vegas. ..................................................................... PMS#28, Pelogrande Rodriguez#1074 My Pink M