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"Yep, big difference. A few hundred US troops died as a result of what GW did, and a few thousand innocent Iraqis. How many people did Clinton's blowjob kill, again?" For crying out loud!!!!!!!! Why don't we try to get the whole story before we start tossing stones like psudo-evolved neandertals? Your pal, Bill Clinton, wasn't a choir boy, either. I personally don't care who's blowing him and where he is putting his cigars, but I do care if all of that is effecting his work - and I think that it was. Please do not forget the US soldiers and countless others died on Clinton's watch, too. ..................................................................... PMS#28, Pelogrande Rodriguez#1074 My Pink M

Nah - it usually rains at 3pm and ends by 4pm. It's just during that time when it floods. It's crazy living below sea level. ..................................................................... PMS#28, Pelogrande Rodriguez#1074 My Pink M

It's hard being a lady sometimes. ..................................................................... PMS#28, Pelogrande Rodriguez#1074 My Pink M

Oh, alright. I'll be good......NOT! ..................................................................... PMS#28, Pelogrande Rodriguez#1074 My Pink M

"If it's a girl......will you let her run naked through the swoop pond at Z Hills when she turns 18." Girl looks up at the guy she's been blowing and asks, "Daddy, did I do it right?" Don't mind me, I'm just being a sicko - congrats on the pregnancy. ..................................................................... PMS#28, Pelogrande Rodriguez#1074 My Pink M

savor your youthful looks. ..................................................................... PMS#28, Pelogrande Rodriguez#1074 My Pink M

Is Ginny your little girlfriend? Are y'all "going together"? If so, where are you going? Just kidding - you look like you are about 15 years old in that pic. ..................................................................... PMS#28, Pelogrande Rodriguez#1074 My Pink M

nice. someone needs to save us down here. it's been raining way too much, flooding the streets. Thank goodness my car is on the upper level of the garage and I'm on the 10th floor. ..................................................................... PMS#28, Pelogrande Rodriguez#1074 My Pink M

Sugar-free popsicles are our DZ favorite. Best flavors are Banana, Blue-Raspberry and Coconut. Ummmm, I can't wait for tomorrow. ..................................................................... PMS#28, Pelogrande Rodriguez#1074 My Pink M

One small step back for man. One giant leap backwards for mankind. ..................................................................... PMS#28, Pelogrande Rodriguez#1074 My Pink M

Sounds like kindergarten antics to me. Democrats are basically telling Republicans: You pulled my ponytail, so I'm going to pull yours. ..................................................................... PMS#28, Pelogrande Rodriguez#1074 My Pink M

I gained 5 pounds - yuck. But, I have been working out. Weighed self - lost 5 - Yeah! ..................................................................... PMS#28, Pelogrande Rodriguez#1074 My Pink M

Q: What is the first thing a woman does when she gets out of the battered women's shelter? A: The dishes if she knows what's good for her! ****************************************** 50,000 battered women and to think that I've been eating them plain all these years. ****************************************** Q: What do you call cheese that's not yours? A: Nacho cheese ***************************************** ..................................................................... PMS#28, Pelogrande Rodriguez#1074 My Pink M

It has been known for many years that Sex was good exercise, but until now nobody had made a scientific study of the caloric content of different sexual activities. Now after "original and proprietary" research, they are proud to present, to the LOVE group, the results. REMOVING HER CLOTHES: With her consent..........................12 calories Without her consent.....................2187 calories OPENING HER BRA: With both hands........................... 8 calories With one hand.............................12 calories With your teeth..........................485 calories PUTTING ON A CONDOM: With an erection...........................6 calories Without an erection......................4315 calories PRELIMINARIES: Trying to find the clitoris......................8 calories Trying to find the G-Spot................4092 calories POSITIONS: Missionary.................................12 calories 69 lying down..............................78 calories 69 standing up............................812 calories Wheelbarrow...............................216 calories Doggy Style...............................326 calories Italian chandelier.......................2912 calories ORGASMS: Real......................................112 calories Fake.....................................1315 calories POST ORGASM: Lying in bed hugging.......................18 calories Getting up immediately.....................36 calories Explaining why you got out of bed immediately...............................816 calories GETTING A SECOND ERECTION: If you are: 20-29 years................................36 calories 30-39 years................................80 calories 40-49 years...............................124 calories 50-59 years..............................1972 calories 60-69 years..............................7916 calories 70 and over..................Results are still pending DRESSING AFTERWARDS: Calmly.....................................32 calories In a hurry.................................98 calories With her father knocking at the door.....5218 calories With your wife knocking at the door....13,521 calories PLEASE NOTE: Results may vary ..................................................................... PMS#28, Pelogrande Rodriguez#1074 My Pink M

funniest post so far. ..................................................................... PMS#28, Pelogrande Rodriguez#1074 My Pink M

Penis breath. ..................................................................... PMS#28, Pelogrande Rodriguez#1074 My Pink M

I live in New Orleans. Look me up and I'll go have a beer with you after work in the Quarter. ..................................................................... PMS#28, Pelogrande Rodriguez#1074 My Pink M

I am going to yack just reading this. ..................................................................... PMS#28, Pelogrande Rodriguez#1074 My Pink M

Beer. ..................................................................... PMS#28, Pelogrande Rodriguez#1074 My Pink M

Now, that is funny. I hope you have learned to box your arms since that pic was taken ..................................................................... PMS#28, Pelogrande Rodriguez#1074 My Pink M

kites are fun - just don't try to jump it. tee hee. ..................................................................... PMS#28, Pelogrande Rodriguez#1074 My Pink M

The Rise of Theodore Roosevelt by Edmund Morris I'm a slooooowwwwww reader and have been working on this fabulous book for a while. ..................................................................... PMS#28, Pelogrande Rodriguez#1074 My Pink M

I certainly never want to hurt anyone, much less kill anyone. But if I am ever put in a situation where I have to shoot someone to protect my life, I am guessing that I will be shaking almost uncontrollably. With that, my accuracy will probably be way off from what I am used to at the relaxed shooting range environment. So, I want to make sure that regarless of whether I shoot someone in the chest or the knee, that it will stop them. Not all guns/ammo have stopping power enabling the attacker to finish his/her assault. Make more sense? ..................................................................... PMS#28, Pelogrande Rodriguez#1074 My Pink M

Usually those little crackroaches can be shot 5 times in the head and survive. It also dumbfounds me that people actually want to take away our Bill of Right to Bear Arms. That's all I need is for some degenerate show up to my house and I have to sissy fight him off me because I am a law-abiding citizen that has been told I can't own a gun anymore due to some leftist pussies. ..................................................................... PMS#28, Pelogrande Rodriguez#1074 My Pink M

Pier 1 Ltd Gravity Gear Firefly or BevSuits ..................................................................... PMS#28, Pelogrande Rodriguez#1074 My Pink M