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Apple Pie Injury - I was eating an applepie which was on a thin foil pie tin. Trying to delicately cut a slice I realised that the tray was bending - so I put my other hand under the tray and stabbed the applepie. The knife went straight into my finger and required 3 stiches. On return to my room I realised that I had bled all over the apple pie - but is just added flavour! I'm drunk, you're drunk, lets go back to mine....
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I am in favour of 15 Dec as on 22 Dec I will be stuck in Empuria having to brave blue skies, warm weather and great parties. Someone has to do it :) I'm drunk, you're drunk, lets go back to mine....
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Thanks - will forward the sites. Are those things jumpable? ADAM I'm drunk, you're drunk, lets go back to mine....
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A friend of mine is interested in doing a tandem powered parachute ride in the UK. Does anyone know of any websites where I can get some details? Thanks. I'm drunk, you're drunk, lets go back to mine....
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Darwinian theory states that genetic varience will give one individual an advantage - therefore they will produce more offspring with that advantage. These offspring will then replace the original. HOWEVER While Americans are descended from the English they certainly have no genetic advantage - indeed coming from a small initial population their genetic pool is so shallow it has produced politicians unable to spell potato(e) and a population so unable to spell long words they keep taking letters out - colour - programME - mathS Here ends todays rant I'm drunk, you're drunk, lets go back to mine....
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Glad to see it worked. I'm drunk, you're drunk, lets go back to mine....
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He's 74 - you should see his grandmother I'm drunk, you're drunk, lets go back to mine....
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This thing is an excellent holiday planning tool
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[rant] FOR THE FIFTIETH TIME -- THIS IS NOT TRUE! There is not now, nor has there ever been such a law on the books in the State of Florida. If we petition Mr Bush could we not get this law introduced - apart from the no single women bit I'm drunk, you're drunk, lets go back to mine....
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Poor Vicki is currently in bed with flu. Her muscles hurt and she has effectively lost her voice. She would appreciate any e-mails / pms - except those rejoicing the quiet that has descended now she is silent! ADAM I'm drunk, you're drunk, lets go back to mine....
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Only if you lick the tube afterwards I'm drunk, you're drunk, lets go back to mine....
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Saw something last night that can only be described as alcohol abuse. - vodka anal infusion "Lets get drunk on vodka" "We could snort it.." "What about eyeballing it..." "Could you put it on a drip.." And so it started. With a doctor present a plastic tube was inserted into the VOLUNTEERs ass- use of lubricant mandatory - then the tube was filled with vodka. In order to get the vodka in someone then had to blow down the tube to force the vodka up the ass. In fairness it was the funniest thing I have seen - but not something I wanted to try. 6 lads tried it and enjoyed teh experience to varying degrees. Can anyone beat this as a method of ingesting alcohol? I'm drunk, you're drunk, lets go back to mine....
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Have just tried to register on rockclimbing.com and someone has already registered my login. Now I don't know who I am. Does this count as identity theft? I want to be me again. I'm drunk, you're drunk, lets go back to mine....
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They name these hurricanes 3 years in advance so when is Hurricane Vicki due to strike? - then everyone else can see the effect she has on a tidy house I'm drunk, you're drunk, lets go back to mine....
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Do you reckon he could get hold of a cheap C-130. My DZ needs a new aircraft. I'm drunk, you're drunk, lets go back to mine....
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Cause the DZ broke the airplane. Apparently they shouldn't have cracks in the gearbox! And I was supposed to do my first demo into my Regimental famlies day. I'm drunk, you're drunk, lets go back to mine....
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I take it Fort Hood is in Germany - please excuse my ignorance. Do you have a number I could get hold of your friend to see if he could do anything on VERY short notice
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For 2 months I have been organising my Regimental Family Day, which is happening this Sunday. The centre piece was to be a parachute demonstration. The stalls were set up so that the demonstration had the largest possible landing area. I got all the paperwork sorted out and was 4 jumps off my demo clearance. This morning I did 2 of the 4 jumps before popping in to work to organise my Regiment's pre-Iraq training. Went back in the afternoon to do the last 2 only to find they broke the aircraft! The gearbox is cracked and the spare aircraft is in servicing. So... Can anyone in Germany lend me an aircraft - all offers will be considered - especially from the military - C130 - Huey etc? I'm drunk, you're drunk, lets go back to mine....
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I recently did the Stavanger Base Course in Norway and felt it was very good - but don't have anything to compare it with. I'm drunk, you're drunk, lets go back to mine....
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Have realised a few things. 1. I want to jump at the Ranch. 2. I want to run a bounce bingo at my DZ. You can spot the walking dead easily and might as well make some money. 3. I am NEVER letting any of you near my rig - especially if I see any funny handshakes taking place!
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"a spokesperson with the Greater Toronto Airports Authority said lightning was causing technical problems with the airport's lightning-detection system." So how does that work? What is the point of having a detection system which fails when it starts to detect what it is looking for? And what is a lighting detection system - a small child and a large window? Glad no-one was injured. I'm drunk, you're drunk, lets go back to mine....
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Since when are South Africans Asians? And as you can look away from the fence what is the problem? Someone probably just found their girlfriend is a liberal donor to the fence after a couple of beers in the pub. I'm drunk, you're drunk, lets go back to mine....
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Sugar-Free Better For You? Food For Thought....
gremlin replied to jumperconway's topic in The Bonfire
Surely the whole situation is the fault of the people eating the stuff in the first place. Too idle to do enough exercise to burn off their carbohydrate intake they look for the easiest option - low carbs. The food industry is merely responding to this demand and if you listed the side effects of all natural products you would end up with a similar length list to that of artificial ingredients - sugar may cause obesity, heart disease and the problems with peanuts are increasingly apparent. A balanced diet with plenty of exercise is always the best option. I'm drunk, you're drunk, lets go back to mine.... -
Please pass on my congrats to the Chicks. ADAM I'm drunk, you're drunk, lets go back to mine....
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A favourite is to land in power lines and then you can call yourself "sparky" - not recommended though. Enjoy the sport. ADAM I'm drunk, you're drunk, lets go back to mine....