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  1. gremlin
    That is the best laugh I have seen in a long time. Have you thought about cross posting it to the Eloy boogie thread I'm drunk, you're drunk, lets go back to mine....
  2. gremlin
    The real solution would be for blokes to treat females on the DZ as they would want others to treat their younger sister... unless of course you are a redneck whose family tree is a straight line. I'm drunk, you're drunk, lets go back to mine....
  3. gremlin
    you mean like mantis... sit...stand... I'm drunk, you're drunk, lets go back to mine....
  4. gremlin
    Can I film your balloon jump with my new FF2 camera helmet? Please...... I'm drunk, you're drunk, lets go back to mine....
  5. gremlin
    So the solution is that all male skydivers over the age of 20 who are not members of the Chippendales or equivalent should limit contact with female skydivers to eye contact, and then only when strictly necessary. I'm drunk, you're drunk, lets go back to mine....
  6. gremlin
    Looks like I will have to wait til Lidkoping warms up a bit before I jump there.... I heard the end of July 04 was a good time I'm drunk, you're drunk, lets go back to mine....
  7. gremlin
    Have taken my parents to the dz a couple of times and they like it. you just need to warn them that you will be disappearing for periods to manifest - jump - pack etc and whatever you do don't try to show off under canopy. I'm sure they will love seeing what you do for fun. I'm drunk, you're drunk, lets go back to mine....
  8. gremlin
    The slippers rock. I'm drunk, you're drunk, lets go back to mine....
  9. gremlin
    No. Cause you would be left with one and I would still want to make the most of that one as well. I'm drunk, you're drunk, lets go back to mine....
  10. gremlin
    I have to agree with the sentiment that as the purpose of terrorism is to terrorise the best way to defeat it is to continue life as noramally as possible. Yes take sensible precautions but otherwise live normally. The British have been doing this for many years with Irish terrorism - unfortunately you now have to learn to live with it as well. I'm drunk, you're drunk, lets go back to mine....
  11. gremlin

    Sick as a dog

    gremlin replied to AggieDave's topic in The Bonfire

    Big glass of cola and mix in some sugar to make it go flat. It helps to settle your stomach, gives you some energy and minerals... and my mum used to recommend it to me. I'm drunk, you're drunk, lets go back to mine....
  12. gremlin
    Only if you phone me to remind me to book the room as I forgot today and will almost certainly forget again tomorrow. And the back of my hand it already far too covered in things I need to remember - Breath in...breath out...breath in... I'm drunk, you're drunk, lets go back to mine....
  13. gremlin
    You only live once so make the most of it. I would hate to end up sat in my retirement home wishing that when I was younger I had done more stuff. Do it now. I'm drunk, you're drunk, lets go back to mine....
  14. gremlin
    Does Arizona run one of these massive state lotteries we occasionally hear about? I fancy winning it while I am out there so I don't have to come back to the UK where it is currently sub zero. I'm drunk, you're drunk, lets go back to mine....
  15. gremlin
    Have a motorbike, enjoy mountain biking, scuba qualified, have climbed mountains in South America, work with plastic explosives but the most dangerous thing I do... is critisise my girlfriend on dropzone.com knowing that not only does she read it but she packs for me. DOH! I'm drunk, you're drunk, lets go back to mine....
  16. gremlin
    Got to remember that some people have a couple of rigs with cyprus in and there are all the student rigs at each DZ with a cyprus in which can account for 30 odd per DZ depending on the size of the place. So the number of people equipped with a Cyprus may be smaller than people think. I'm drunk, you're drunk, lets go back to mine....
  17. gremlin
    >Raises hand< Video on offer I'm drunk, you're drunk, lets go back to mine....
  18. gremlin
    [reply The cookies I make you are so damn good they couldn't be improved!!! They could do with more love and attention....just like me I'm drunk, you're drunk, lets go back to mine....
  19. gremlin
    relief is easy to spell ... n.o.t.p.r.eg.n.a.n.t Best relief a man can hear I'm drunk, you're drunk, lets go back to mine....
  20. gremlin
    Hotel has a swimming pool - dunno about the opening hours though. NAKED POOL I'm drunk, you're drunk, lets go back to mine....
  21. gremlin
    Question is - If this bloke went in under his 160 reserve how would you feel about it? Try to pursuade him that the larger reserve is the better option but you must go with your conscience. A dealer close to me had the same dilema and refused to sell a smaller rig as they knew their repuation would suffer when he went in. I'm drunk, you're drunk, lets go back to mine....
  22. gremlin
    Thats exactly what my girlfriend says... but I don't care so long as the cookies keep coming I'm drunk, you're drunk, lets go back to mine....
  23. gremlin
    Where can I manifest for the jello shots? I'm drunk, you're drunk, lets go back to mine....
  24. gremlin
    I have come up with an equally easy solution. My girlfriend is tasked to produce me cookies each weekend when she comes over. The result is excellent with decent cookies to eat at the dz. Would bring some over to Eloy but they don't travel well (I'd eat them long before the plane landed - or even took off) If anyone has recipes that she should try to IMPROVE my cookies please PM vt1977 with suggestions I'm drunk, you're drunk, lets go back to mine....
  25. gremlin
    With the temperatures you get at 30,000 ft surely the frozen chicken is the closest approximation of what you would find up there anyway? I'm drunk, you're drunk, lets go back to mine....