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That's some funny shit!

Anyone here play the bagpipes? I'm thinking about starting. Thanks Mike

Base 1000 is IN my house now! Oh my god What should I do Oh my god He's asking me stuff God I'm nervous Oh my god

And when that first guy is up there looking over the edge, pc in hand, keep whispering "I'd have gone then, You coulda gone, Go now."

Good on ya! You're the guy that all those unhappy banker-type guys stare at, while in their office, wondering if what they are doing is really what they wanted in life. Few things are as satisfying as doing something abnormal. Plus I heard that the chicks get freaky when you hang outside their window.

That's the most inspiring story I've ever heard. Thanks Mike

I'm sure he knows he f***ed up. Call it a stupid move, fine. But calling it "not surprising" made me think you were insulting the guy's overall intelligence and not just the one lack of judgement or mistake.

"but not surprising" Care to expand on that little?

Where is the closest airport to fly into? Thanks Mike

There's my helmet!! Hell, I don't even have a copy and I think I might be on it!

And I heard he has enormous hemorrhoids that are like big stinky, brown balloons. -family guy

Twice now I've taken the time to go to the court date. Ask the procecuter, respectfully, if he could see his way to letting you pay the full fine but drop this down to a broken headlight ticket. If he says he won't, then tell him your going to have to come back with your lawyer. They DO NOT want to fiddle with a stupid case like this and tie up the system, and after a few times to try to intimidate you into pleading guilty, he'll cop to the lesser charge just to get you out of there. The cop who cited me actually got in my face and quietly threatened me that if I ever told anybody they knocked his ticket down, he'd "Find me." Play on them, if it's pissing them off, your getting somewhere. Expect them toi throw an extra hundred or so on the ticket though. Cheap as compared to the cost of insurance.

Real, current Chicago locals? Anyone? Mike

I'm looking to go to the big S there this summer and wonder if there's some kind of boogie/ party happening on some date that I should shoot for. My schedule is wide open and hooking up with some other freaks always makes a trip worthwhile. PM's or e mail at Lowleaper@yahoo.com Mike

Lowleaper@yahoo.com Mike!

Looking to party your way in mid march. Probably have one jumper in tow looking for some urban altitude. PM's or email Thanks! Mike

I heard that guy's bellybutton is on his back. Fa la la la LA la-la, la, laaaaaa Damn, that made me laugh!

Looking for copies of Primus cd's for project. Seas of cheese, Pork Soda, Punchbowl and others. Anyone have one to help a guy out? Lowleaper@yahoo.com Thanks Mike

Grandma always did say, "Just don't hit her in the meat-curtains," then went back to her sewing.

Dig those tight pants!

Mike "Enormous Genitals" G. Age: 30 Height and weight: 5’8, 200lbs Birthplace: Fell out of mom in Cleveland, Ohio. Marital status: Married Occupation: Carpenter/Demolition Supervisor Hobbies: Building things, surfing, locksmithing Harness and container: Perigee 2 Parachute: Ace 280 Home dropzone: Ohio baby Records or awards: Best dancer- High school Pet peeves: Someone said "drama" earlier. That and people who tell me every detail about something that usually can be summed up in a long sentence, how my wife wakes me up for phone calls, people with call waiting, that my dad has walked in on us doing it twice now, when my dog eats large portions of yarn and then requires my "assistance," people who say "Trust me," or move their lips when I'M talking. Next Subject! What is your favorite quote? "Stop that dog, he's got my gum!!" -Homer Simpson What is your philosophy on life? You can do anything you want. Fly a helicopter, eat snake as a delicacy, go cave diving, sew a sweater, ANYTHING in the world, You have to get up off your ass and keep the discipline to keep your eyes on those goals. What is something most people don’t know about you? When I met my wife, I was really hitting on her sister. Who has inspired you in BASE jumping? My crew of guys. They keep me inspired with their horrible, horrible ideas that sound really good for a really short time. What is your most memorable BASE jumping moment? Watching my partner exit after telling me my mom's a whore. Describe Mike in five words or less: Outgoing with irish temper. Muscular ass. I BASE jump because… I can stand right on the edge of that building and jump off. People can experience ultimate freedom in their own ways. That's mine.

I'm looking for a variety of cameras that are useless in any way but for the outer shell structure. I'm looking to make some molds of some popular cameras for some experimental camera mountings and housings. Primarily leaning towards the obvious of Sony's Trv and PC models. Please feel free to contact me via PM's here or by my e mail for any offerings. Thanks Mike

Not directly related but when I just came off student staus I pulled the ripcord and watched something small and black pass up past the big old manta I deployed. Turns out it was my wallet. Didn't share that story with anyone until a few hundred jumps later.

Why are the TRV's getting phased out? Are they of poor design/ quality? Thanks Mike

Or this.. My best is 319 http://www.ebaumsworld.com/penguinswing.html