wildcard451

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  1. Blue skies. I'm glad I got to see her at Dublin. This is so messed up.
  2. I just opened the wine. Cheers to an empty bottle and a full life.
  3. Fly free hun. You will be missed by all.
  4. Fuck this weekend man. J, everyone is feeling it. Hug those you love.
  5. I started cackling for a good 90 seconds straight.....that was priceless. rest of it. crap.
  6. I wouldn't exactly call that second picture tracking. I see a lot of people diving away from a formation in an attempt to track.....but not much tracking.
  7. Eh, even so. I'm willing to bet that your orthopod knows a little bit more than most people giving advice here. However, remember, that your greatest lesson of all is that skydiving is a sport of personal responsibility. Jumping would be a stupid idea until you are healed. Take the time off and heal, then come back. If you go ahead and jump, and hurt yourself worse, don't come crying to anyone about it.
  8. We'll leave space for you right inbetween hun.
  9. Oh come on....that was clever enough to get his avatar back.
  10. Holy shit, I almost agree with briguy....let this dat fall in history. The book was a quick read, and a fun little story, but beyond that it was poorly written shite. Can't wait for the movie.
  11. My first impression of you... You're a cutie : ) ssshhhhh, you'll ruin my rep.
  12. wildcard451

    Donkey Show

    This is a website for skydivers......
  13. wildcard451

    Weak

    Both after my calling this forum what it is today. Fucking weak so far. They have made a good effort. I applaud Bobbi on hers and funks....well, I'll let him tell you about donkey shows.....and if you believe that he has never been to one then you are kidding yourselves. Come on people.....Need more funny. Until then, I leave you with this. http://www.explosm.net/movies/124/
  14. wildcard451

    Weak

    Ok, I'm not normally this disappointed, but so far this morning....most every post or thread on here sucks. I will cut jumpjunkie some slack, cause well, she's cool. As for the rest of you? Try harder or go home. I don't wanna drink before noon, but you all aren't giving me much choice. Get with it. Actually, what am I talking about? I AM normally this disappointed with people.
  15. With your vast penis handling experience I am quite sure you could fill him in on the ins and outs of the penis. I knew you were out there somewhere......and I figured if I gave you enough bait this morning you would get off my mom and come out to play.
  16. Hey, it's hard out here for a pimp.
  17. That was an outright lie. He lied right to our faces and then offered a lame quiz to distract us from that fact. Claiming that it was a joke doesnt make it a joke. The quiz gets an F for a quiz that sucked. +2 this thread....is dead.
  18. or that Florida looks like a dick? who gives a shit. I feel sorry if the original poster or the guy trying to explain it to us think that is what a penis is supposed to look like.
  19. In order to be a "joke that sucked", it first has to actually be a joke. I dont see that this even achieved joke status. What it actually was, I have yet to figure out. True. He did label it as a "funny". I stand corrected. It was however, not funny, and therefore I stand by my original assertion that it sucks.
  20. Now that makes even less sense. You suck.