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  1. wildcard451
    on my way.
  2. wildcard451
    I like picking on stupid people. And most of the rest are my friends.
  3. wildcard451
    Oh ye who have much to learn..... if that is your only stupid mistake jumping then you sir....well, nevermind...it won't be.
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    Starting to teach myself spanish right now. Never took in in school at all. I was that kid who took 6 years of latin.... Guess it was worth something cause the spanish is not hard to pick up.
  5. wildcard451
    just look in your pants
  6. wildcard451
    Awesome.
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    Agreed. There are very few people on here who should either be listened to or are qualified to give advice. I tend to stay here in the joke forums because too many idiots have taken over the topical forums and try giving advice when they have no business opening their mouths, and should be opening their ears instead.
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    Hey, that's my line. Suck it up cupcake Bravo.
  9. wildcard451
    dave beat you too it. Nice try though. And yeah Sarah, still in a bad mood
  10. wildcard451
    Wait, so who am I sleeping with again? who cares. just getcha some.
  11. wildcard451
    About to be around 100 hours a week. Technically the law says only 86 but that doesn't really happen anywhere I know of. I am about to start as an intern (physician).
  12. wildcard451
    the good frigging will be payment enough Wah.
  13. wildcard451
    so you're on your way then?
  14. wildcard451
    perfect. thread winner. fish you owe me a new fucking keyboard. well, not really, but that seems to be the thing the cool kids say when you make them laugh really hard.
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    This is interesting. I'm in a particularly spiteful mood today. Dunno why, just am. So if I happen to offend you today. Get the fuck over it. I think I am going to go play with the idiots in public then make a jump if the DZ is open. Maybe that will cure me.
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    like, OMFG we're getting revenge on myspace. that makes us internet avengers!1!shiftone. .... I am ashamed of myself for knowing how to write that statement. Sucks they lost a phone.....but unless you are gonna go over to dude's house and whip his ass, call the cops, and fucking move on with life.
  17. wildcard451
    old. busted. I'd still hit it.
  18. wildcard451
    So true.
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    Don't worry guys... It's me.
  21. wildcard451
    A proper teabagging involves dipping your nuts in someone's mouth, like a teabag, hence the name. You can drop your dick wherever you like during this process. The face works well for insult, but rarely have I ever found someone that I wanted to insult would "let" me put my balls in their mouth. Well, there was this one girl... Anyway, the good substitute for what you are planning is known as "braining" someone. While they are sleeping you pull your sack out and lay it on their forhead. Take pictures, or video if you plan on administering a mushroom tattoo at this time as well. Try it on me, and I will bite your nuts off.
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    you seemed to miss my point. it would be cool.
  23. wildcard451
    A baby? And she didn't blame funks or me...... dude, we're slipping.
  24. wildcard451
    me too. the boa pirate penguin would confuse the fuck out of most people. damn it'd be cool to have.
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    Done.