wildcard451

grade A cocknugget.

Awww, I didn't know you cared so much roomie! It was definitely your drunken stumbling back into the room every night that made the trip worthwhile "holy shit.... I'm fucked up" *crashintobed* Is there any other way to spend nights at a boogie?

Yeah, but that's practical advice. Mine was just a random thought.

I wouldn't recommend covering it in chocolate and sticking it up your ass either. Just a thought.

Awww, I didn't know you cared so much roomie!

hahaha......we have better drugs that than. I promise you. Though whip-its are the shit.

The surgery itself probably will not take all that long. You will likely be under for only about an hour, maybe less if it's just what I am imagining, depending on what they find. in there. Likely, with you being in good health, they may not even use a full endotracheal tube for you, but a Laryngeal mask airway, which will serve the same purpose. Had it for my knee back in 2002. You could be up and out of the hospital in a very short order, depending on how you tolerate recovery from general anesthesia. Make sure you not only have someone there to pick you up, but someone to wait it out and be there to receive instructions from the surgeon. Even though they will talk to you as you are coming around, it is likely that you may still not remember. Some do, some don't. Orthopods are fairly liberal with pain medication. Those first 24-48 hours after the surgery will likely hurt like a bitch. Don't be afraid to take the dose of pain medication that they give you. If you have some aversion to opioids, then you should have already discussed that with your surgeon. (I personally lost three days of my life to 2 percocet 10mg q4h after I had my patellar tendon stitched back onto my tibia, but damn was I high ) All in all it sounds like you are in good hands with your surgeon. As far as preop goes, it you are a little nervous about the procedure, let anesthesia know and they will help calm that little fear . For mine I chose not to receive any preop sedation, but I also knew them and was bullshitting with them right up until I was wheeled into the room. One final thing.....everyone likes to fight the anesthesia. They think it is a fun little game. Can't blame them for that. However, when they put the mask on your face and tell you to take deep breaths, that is just oxygen. Nothing to fight in there, so please, breathe. It makes you not look so stupid in the gasman's eyes.

Regretably I will have to miss this year. Since I have to be in tampa for a wedding. I may have to go raise hell at Z-hills for a few days though :-)

automatic V6. Why don't you just shit on some tires and rub it into the road....

here I was thinking this was gonna be some bullshit drama post about wah wah fucking wah. How dare you cock tease me like that to make me think that I get to poke fun at you. Now I'm jealous. Jesus. How dare you.

why are you rolling the nose on a Sabre2?

5.5 3.5 1.8

Nope, pretty sure I am still spot on.

There you go with the negativity again. No shit. Roll up in there and slap him in the face with a piece of meat. What the fuck are you doing helping a chick that isn't gonna fuck you anyway? Jesus h christ.

Ah, I knew if we waiting long enough we'd find the fundamental flaw in your reasoning.

Well, it has to come to an end. There was meaty earmuff, grue's special sauce, man melons, soppy vagina, and various other adjective/noun combinations that I am too drunk to remmebr. Knowledge was imparted. In the true spirit of leanring, now you must go and use this knowledge. As for the rest of the S.A.C.K. (that's the Society for the Acquisition of Carnal Knowledge) grue, micro, the late great sudsy, and I believe I am going to have to make NWFlyer an honorary member....EDIT. bob.dino is one hell of a SACK too. Everyone needs to shut the fuck up, quit your whining, and go get laid. Make a few skydives in there too. Night fuckers.

ok guys I'm getting contradictory advice here... micro seems to be telling me that oversized balls just make the penis look smaller... whereas you are telling me that my balls need to be bigger... You obviously are having trouble with being able to put your dick to use. I'd go with the bigger balls.

In the name of the man with the biggest testicles ever, The late great Steve "Mother fucking Croc Hunter" Irwin, have you learned nothing tonight? No one fucking cares. By assuming they care, you can never make progress. Back to square 1.

and oh yeah....one more thing. HI LIZ!!!!!

to many posts to read the link... gimme the short version... did a croc eat him? or was it a boring death like heart attack. saddens me, regardless. nice guy, even though alot of peeps teased him. Stingray barb through the chest.

You want hot and wet? Take off your top and open your mouth, I've got a package being delivered Airborne Express, lady. BTDT.

http://au.news.yahoo.com/060904/23/10ebv.html never saw that shit coming.

Just ask jumper03. Oh snap. fucking vintage. I think I just ruptured my spleen.

Oh I'm sure they are... but mine are probably bigger then micro's... Once again. No. It's just his peener that is tiny. As shown by his wife, it is not the weenis that counts. It is the size of the huge man melons in his sack that make him great. And you youngling, don't even come close.

a scalp lotioning meatmuff? Holy fuck.. And you too kids can have one. Yes that is right. Only 3 easy payments of $29.99. That's right, I said $29.99...Only limitied to the first 100 callers, dso hurry up and get yours. 1-900-GOMUFFS