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  1. wildcard451
    Round? You're a malformed little midget aren't you? It should at least be, you know, cylindrical.....
  2. wildcard451
    Wait.....turtle and GTA ar both banned? What a worthless pair of stupid fuckers.
  3. wildcard451
    Administraive Professional == Secretary. Much like National Sanitation Specialists Day celebrates garbagemen. PC bullshit pisses me off. And congratulations on setting women back again by noting that the great men are in charge, with the little woman working diligently in the background. I'll happily do the gladhanding and take the bigger paycheck. Here's a cold beer to being a man.
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    What is done to a flat line, anything? I've always claimed with enough epi and atropine you can get a rythym out of a steak, but I have yet to actually try it.
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    No, he's claiming first jump ever. I'm 99% sure he's bullshitting. As soon as I showed up in the thread and started asking questions, he stopped replying Don't ruin his fun.
  6. wildcard451
    Did you see the iguana?
  7. wildcard451
    she doesn't shave her armpits.
  8. wildcard451
    I think he/she has jumped...in the OP they mention bringing their gear...
  9. wildcard451
    nice one stitch. timing is everything. I give you a 9.6. Would have been higher but the french judge fucked you.
  10. wildcard451
    Here's a fun tip for being the new guy...... -walk up to manifest - at bigger DZs, see if someone is organizing anything.....they can help find you people to jump with - also fun - walk up to manifest - say "Hey, I'm the FNG, I don't know anyone and I'd like to jump with some people, got any cool local people?" You never know the cool friends you'll make just by doing that. In other words, good on you for not jumping when it didn't feel right, but you should cowboy up and not be such a pussy.
  11. wildcard451
    Seen it......do try to be original.
  12. wildcard451
    There's a hole in his bag however.... Nope, had it repaired when I had the vasectomy. Touche you dirty monkey, touche'
  13. wildcard451
    Check......and Check.
  14. wildcard451
    Jesus christ this stuff is good. Almost enough to fix this shitty shitty day. Almost.
  15. wildcard451
    I wouldn't go that far. It's okay, everybody that skydives has to have at least one marble loose... There's a hole in his bag however....
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    What way? Nekkid? Sorry, had a few bondage issue to take care of during the reply and didn't finish it correctly . . . So . . . Look at it THIS WAY . . . No not a good idea to be naked all the time Should not be allowed to wear clothes OK... but what if one of those in the "should not be allowed to wear clothes" group was always nekkid (not that I'm comparing myself to them)... but lets just use them as the example. If one of them was always nude - watching TV, opening the peanut butter, paying the bills.... would it just become "ordinary" and "no big deal" and no longer sexy? No.
  17. wildcard451
    Soooo, any of you instructors out there making $80K a year?
  18. wildcard451
    there's nothing sexy about a breast exam
  19. wildcard451
    I can see the sense in the first and last ones....but the rest makes no sense.
  20. wildcard451
    Yay, a game.
  21. wildcard451
    yeah, screw all of that...
  22. wildcard451
    Just put me there.
  23. wildcard451
    It's not early..... But I am still in my PJs if that helps.... and yes, I am working....
  24. wildcard451
    Ron White said if best in the Blue Collar Comedy Tour. If you've heard it you know what I mean, if you haven't, then take this chance to go listen to something funny
  25. wildcard451
    Well, that right there is enough to make someone never ever pick one up again....