wildcard451

Don't know what he did. Gone forever.

Here's one to the artist formerly known as funks. Cut down in the prime of posting.

Hey man, I will see you out there the 16-17th. We'll do something fucking stupid for your 100th. I don't have time to read all the replies, but I'm really just trying to get under your skin enough to make you get involved. I'll hopefully be out all weekend after about 3 on saturday after I get up there from work. A couple of us there have 150+ mile drives, so I know how you feel. Lookin forward to seeing ya. I'm in Red, black with the purple mirage.

You need no more coffee.

Here's a hint.... Instead of bitching on the internet, walk up to manifest, or student manifest, and say.. "Hey, I'm trying to get in with some of the belly jumpers to have someone to jump with, do you know anyone putting some stuff together?" There isn't a single regular jumper there that is above jumping with new people....Well, there are one or two, but fuck those guys anyway. There are lots of regular jumpers there that have groups that they usually fly with. You'll find the same thing anywhere you go. You're gonna get back from this sport what you put into it. If you don't go up and introduce yourself to the belly people, or ask if anyone is putting stuff together, then, as someone else said, we're not mind readers, and if people have their days mapped out, they may not notice the new guy in the corner. If you've spent any time hanging around for more than just jumping (and it sounds like you haven't), you should know that we're a fairly loud bunch, so chiming in and looking for someone to jump with isn't gonna be frowned upon. You seem to have a fairly regular history of giving up when shit is a little challenging. If I remember correctly, weren't you whining about quitting the sport because you couldn't find a rigger in the area? I even checked my PMs to be sure, but I had talked with you a month or so and offered to jump with you if I could make it out there when you were there.....and I haven't heard a peep from you. So you can't be trying too hard, and I don't even belly fly regularly, but hell, I'll still jump with you. And finally, no, no one is going to notice you leaving early with a rig on your back. Everyone comes and goes as they please. The people that get noticed coming late and leaving early are the ones that have been around there for a while that everyone knows. Jump with us for a while, and when you take off early, someone will give you shit for not hanging around too. I'm sorry if this post comes across as harsh, but for the love of god man buck up and grow some hair on your chest. Introduce yourself to all the belly fliers you can. If everyone says "fuck off, we don't wanna jump with the FNG" then you can consider me wrong and tell us all to piss off. But I doubt that will happen. I really hope your next time out there I have pissed you off just enough to make you actually step up and stick your nose into our community. This "can't do, give up" shit won't get you very far. As I said before, I'd love to jump with ya if I see you out there. Hang around after sunset and we'll drink beer with you too. Just don't bring any of that cheap nasty almost clear piss water shit, cause that'll end up in the kickin' beer bucket. I think my rant is over. And I really do hope you come back out and jump with everyone there. Maybe even get a little FF action in. I just hate to see someone slamming my home for no good reason. Go out tomorrow and look for Dean. If he isn't putting stuff together then he might be able to put you with someone. If he's not there, like I said before, ask manifest. I can't do anymore to help you from here.

You had to go and fuck it up didn't you?

While kitty is very "meow", I highly doubt the young lady I was traveling with would approve....

Interesting, I think I've read this before.

24. The sad part is that now that I sit here I can't remember the one hat I got wrong.

Even though ultimately un-needed, I almost got to have dinner with her in atlanta last night due to the clusterfuck that was the commercial air travel system yesterday from MIA-ATL-ROA. Thanks hun, you rock. And if any of you reading this are ATC at those towers.....god bless your souls.

Leaving for a Bahamas cruise tomorrow at 0darkthirty... Gone til friday. Maybe now I won't glow like a little pale white chicken anymore and get to experience this thing they call the sun. See you kids when I get back! /b

TRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMP STAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMP.

+2 points. 1 for excellent use of the line 1 for GP.

Dude, the deaf guy has even heard it. You lose at life.

I've seen her driver's license.... She lies.

Everyone does.

....that just make you want to cut a bitch to the white meat. And being that the bitch I want to cut is Indian, I'm gonna have to go real deep. Yes Rob, I know I should be working, but they weren't ready for me yet.

PM Adrock. See if you get a reply. She would be my current Athenian authority.

I think it is the 270's them selves - evil litrtle fuckers. Just like SUV's. See my sig line for details.

good stuff. good job by that demo team.

Enough: Big Fucking ZERO : No beer owed, but plenty consumed. Worked Sat-Sun-Mon, but got to go play on the lake and drink yesterday afternoon. Guess it was an OK weekend, but I am looking forward to jumping next weekend again.

Holy shit! Catch up and have high speed.

You'd done HAVE to do anything.

Can DVD fab get around the new stuff?