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That one was posted recently enough that even I remember it. "Don't! Get! Eliminated!"
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No no, it is slap once, you go on the salad, slap twice, I'm putting you on the pizza. "Don't! Get! Eliminated!"
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Ask him about Dubai or however you spell it. Funny. Welcome home asshole! "Don't! Get! Eliminated!"
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You dumb asses, that is a freaking King Snake. It eats poisonous snakes so leave it alone. "Don't! Get! Eliminated!"
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Oh, don't get that started again. I already feel inferior enough. "Don't! Get! Eliminated!"
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They say that about the weather everywhere. "Don't! Get! Eliminated!"
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Yeah, all my crap matches, does that make me cool? We need to know!!! "Don't! Get! Eliminated!"
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What about the lit dynamite in freefall? Is it floaty? Oh I see, track like hell. Alright, how did you get in freefall with a lit stick of dynamite in the first place? "Don't! Get! Eliminated!"
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You know, if you are really desperate I'll show you mine. They are kind of hairy though.
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So I am at breakfast and there is a story on the news about the floods in North Dakota? Anyway, they are talking about people dropping dynamite out of helicoptors onto ice jams in the Red River. I thought that would be a cool job. One of them says that I could just swoop down under my parachute and drop the dynamite. Then they were wondering about a piece of lit dynamite in freefall. What would happen if you threw it. My opinion is that dynamite would be floaty and regarless, I'm getting the hell away from it. Whuffos. "Don't! Get! Eliminated!"
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OMG - I loveeeeeee the Skyvan!! Have you sat on the "sweet" spot yet? Hahha. No. Not interested!! Okay, if everybody was blindfolded and earplugged, would you sit on it? Nope. Uh, I am calling bullshit on that one. I don't believe that you would not want to sit there. And I'm not a woman. Peanut called me again. He is three sheets to the wind - and it is not even lunch yet. "Don't! Get! Eliminated!"
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You should come to Hazel Green, AL and celebrate the return of the 'Nut to civilization. (I get to take the dog home.
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Oh crap! My secret is out. "Don't! Get! Eliminated!"
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I think you have too much time on your hands. Which one of them are you in love with again? Both of them? OK. "Don't! Get! Eliminated!"
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Stepmoms - Phbh. "Don't! Get! Eliminated!"
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Mmmmm, the sexy girl at the doctor's office. "Don't! Get! Eliminated!"
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Hey, we have a pilot at the dz that does that! "Don't! Get! Eliminated!"
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BEEEEER!!!!! Asshole, have fun, be safe.
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I want your brother. "Don't! Get! Eliminated!"
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I play with rockets all day - and they pay me for it! I hate it when welders don't get good penetration. "Don't! Get! Eliminated!"
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It is hard for me to believe you are a writer with all of the grammar and spelling errors. Just my $0.02. "Don't! Get! Eliminated!"
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And then they'll call in their police helicopter. Guess we'll have to wait for the model that triples as a submarine Coast Guard. "Don't! Get! Eliminated!"
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I can't believe you are offering your bed to a guy and you are sober!! What is the world coming to? After that girl he was with Saturday - he is entitled. (I'm jealous! ) "Don't! Get! Eliminated!"
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Any DZs you wouldn't want your friends/family jumping at?
Nutz replied to bigbearfng's topic in General Skydiving Discussions
I was wondering when someone would get around to this. Good luck not doing business with skydive centers who do business with them if you want to jump in several areas of the country. "Don't! Get! Eliminated!" -
I'm STILL not clicking it. "Don't! Get! Eliminated!"