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I think it was an AN-2. "Don't! Get! Eliminated!"
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Hell man, if you are at my dz I will jump with you and pay my own slot. I can't believe you cannot find people at your dz to do the same. "Don't! Get! Eliminated!"
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What Can We Do About Skyride II
Nutz replied to slotperfect's topic in General Skydiving Discussions
you are an idiot, too. and jumpdude is a retard. and popsjumper better be careful with the ball bat, feeble old man. will this thread get locked as well, billvon? blah blah blah... You know, it occured to me last night, Spence is one of you. I mean he enjoys an argument as much as you guys. "Don't! Get! Eliminated!" -
Two guys are deer hunting and they track a deer into the woods. When they find it they see why it was so easy to track, it has an injured eye. The one hunter starts to shoot it and the other stops him and says, "Wait, can't you see that's a bad eye deer." I know, its bad. "Don't! Get! Eliminated!"
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I'm almost 44...I definitely look better with clothes on! I'm almost 47. You don't have to worry because noone knows when my birthday is so PBTPBTPBT! "Don't! Get! Eliminated!"
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OK, as any of you ladies who have had dealings with Peanut know - it is a disappointment. This is no exception. The boogie is hereby canceled and the traveling road show will be at The Farm for Easter. At least that is the plan today.
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What Can We Do About Skyride II
Nutz replied to slotperfect's topic in General Skydiving Discussions
You do know that these idiots get their rocks off by arguing with you and you are just feeding their habit - right? "Don't! Get! Eliminated!" -
Is that Peanut? "Don't! Get! Eliminated!"
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Are you thinking Lynyrd Skynyrd? "Don't! Get! Eliminated!"
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What's the strangest place you have banged your SO/FWB in?
Nutz replied to BillyVance's topic in The Bonfire
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Have you ever done it in a jacuzzi? Water is not a good lubricant. "Don't! Get! Eliminated!"
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"Don't! Get! Eliminated!"
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We will not be at the airport, it will be on private property. We have the property owner's permission.
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What DZ.commer do you most want to slap in the face?
Nutz replied to BillyVance's topic in The Bonfire
Man! I don't feel so bad now. "Don't! Get! Eliminated!" -
Not this weekend, maybe next. April 11th? Oh, it's in Hazel Green, AL. PM me for directions. "Don't! Get! Eliminated!"
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For me it is : D= there's a whole shitload to learn. "Don't! Get! Eliminated!"
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"Don't! Get! Eliminated!"
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Hey, lets leave me the fuck out of this. After this last election my dream to someday be President of the United States is still alive. Don't y'all fuck it up for me. They're gonna need a bigger kitchen. THAT'S funny! "Don't! Get! Eliminated!"
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I like Kramer saying, "They're out there Jerry! And they're loving it!!" "Don't! Get! Eliminated!"
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Red touches black, pat him on the back. Red touches yellow, kill a fellow. I've never seen a coral snake of either variety in the wild. I've only seen one copperhead, it did not survive. One time we were in the swimming hole and a king snake and a cottonmouth washed in locked in a deathgrip. We all saw each other and went in different directions. Kind of like tracking away. Swimming was over so we went home. "Don't! Get! Eliminated!"
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I love direct deposit. Of course that does not lead to found money two years later. "Don't! Get! Eliminated!"
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I didn't. "Don't! Get! Eliminated!"
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Yep, also if you show up at Skydive Las Vegas looking to fun jump, they will just laugh at you. Assholes! "Don't! Get! Eliminated!"
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PSA: Renew your USPA membership b4 it goes up!
Nutz replied to MakeItHappen's topic in General Skydiving Discussions
I know, I remember when it was $300.00. "Don't! Get! Eliminated!" -
Well fuck, it looks like a king snake to me. "Don't! Get! Eliminated!"