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I can drink more tequila than any three circus midgets combined! Just because I'm short doesn't mean I don't have the right to be shot out of a circus cannon! Vinny the Anvil Post Traumatic Didn't Make The Lakers Syndrome is REAL JACKASS POWER!!!!!!

Midget, eh? Vinny the Anvil Post Traumatic Didn't Make The Lakers Syndrome is REAL JACKASS POWER!!!!!!

Moi? Intoximicated? Are you a tequila drinker? Vinny the Anvil Post Traumatic Didn't Make The Lakers Syndrome is REAL JACKASS POWER!!!!!!

Note to self: try to drink only a wee bit of tequila when around lisamariewillbe...er...uh...we all know that's not going to happen. Note to self: get ready for embarrassing video and tomfoolery when around lisamariewillbe How tall are YOU? Vinny the Anvil Post Traumatic Didn't Make The Lakers Syndrome is REAL JACKASS POWER!!!!!!

Would you really take advantage of a JACKASS Under the Influence? Whatever would you do with Sweet and Innocent Vinny?

I was 5'4", but then I had to kick a mountain's ass in California with a vicious headbutt. Now I'm 5' 3 1/2" Vinny the Anvil Post Traumatic Didn't Make The Lakers Syndrome is REAL JACKASS POWER!!!!!!

Dear RhondaLea - Why can I never get enough tequila? Is this another example of society keeping the short man down? And do you have any tips on how I can grow taller? Vinny the Anvil Post Traumatic Didn't Make The Lakers Syndrome is REAL JACKASS POWER!!!!!!

What's all this race shit? Everybody knows it's all about society keeping the short man down! Vinny the Anvil Post Traumatic Didn't Make The Lakers Syndrome is REAL JACKASS POWER!!!!!!

Oh, my dear, we definitely should meet... Vinny the Anvil Post Traumatic Didn't Make The Lakers Syndrome is REAL JACKASS POWER!!!!!!

Corona with lime...yummy...a nice pre-tequila appetizer...or post-tequila snack... Vinny the Anvil Post Traumatic Didn't Make The Lakers Syndrome is REAL JACKASS POWER!!!!!!

That's so hysterical it might have driven me to drink tequila!! Er...OK. I was going to do that anyway. It's still friggin' hilarious! Vinny the Anvil Post Traumatic Didn't Make The Lakers Syndrome is REAL JACKASS POWER!!!!!!

Hmmm...name one conservative running for national office who has had David Duke speak on his or her behalf. Search hard. You might find Duke voicing his support, but you won't find his support elicited at all because he IS ostracized. Unlike Mr. Farrakhan, $harpton, Je$$e Jack$on, and the myriad other racially prejudiced bigots the left depends upon to get themselves elected. Perhaps you were watching a different DNC Primary than I in '04, but the one I witnessed had Al $harpton of Tawana Brawley fame actively participating in the debates as a candidate...not ostracized at all. Perhaps you also didn't catch Gephardt's apology for speaking at a CCC event. One must pay attention to such things. No thanks on the offer of meeting KKK'ers. The ones with whom I'm familiar all voted for Gore and Kerry, and really don't like me because I'm Catholic. Add to that the fact that I'm adamantly opposed to racial discrimination for employment or collegiate admission - unlike the majority of Democrats - and we really just wouldn't get along. Vinny the Anvil Post Traumatic Didn't Make The Lakers Syndrome is REAL JACKASS POWER!!!!!!

Good post.

Who is ostracized from the Republican party and by any conservative worth a damn in this country. Unlike Mr. Byrd (D-KKK). Remember - it's OK if you're a democrat. Even if you say on the Senate floor that a former KKK member would have been right during the Civil War just days after the former Senate Majority Leader was raked over the coals for saying something innocuous at Strom Thurmond's birthday party. 'These Problems' in that sentence meant Trent Lott was the mother of all racists, if anyone doesn't recall...how goat fuck stupid is that? Ahhhh...he's conservative you see... Vinny the Anvil Post Traumatic Didn't Make The Lakers Syndrome is REAL JACKASS POWER!!!!!!

Didn't you get the memo? It's OK to be a racially prejudiced bigot, make bigoted remarks, and even make racially charged statements about political opponents such as calling them the 'house Mexican' - AS LONG AS YOU'RE A DEMOCRAT. Vinny the Anvil Post Traumatic Didn't Make The Lakers Syndrome is REAL JACKASS POWER!!!!!!

Ahhhhh..... Vinny the Anvil Post Traumatic Didn't Make The Lakers Syndrome is REAL JACKASS POWER!!!!!!

Hughes should kick his ass pretty well.

Growing up on a farm, we raised cattle, tobacco, and pigs. We had a big black angus bull named Dignitary. Dad told me never to attempt to ride the bull. One day whilst working outside I saw some folks on horses go by. I looked to my right and low and behold, Dignitary was right by the fence. At that point in time I can specifically remember my Dad saying 'Never ride the bull' and simultaneously thinking 'what the hell does Dad know?' - I was 13ish at the time which means I knew everything, you just had to ask me. I'm sure if this had been on video, there would have been a nuclear explosion going on in a caption above my head. So, I got Dig some corn mash and put the bucket over the fence, got his brush and brushed him for a bit. I then got up on the fence and lowered myself onto his back, straddling him. "Ha! Vinny -1, Dad -0" I thought to myself, elated at my victory over the forces of parenthood! That thought turned to one of awe and uncertainty as Dignitary raised up his head and I noticed for the first time how muscular and large his neck was. Then he turned his head at me and I'll swear the damned bull smiled at me. The next thing I knew I was soaring through the air and luckily landed on a couple of bales of hay a few yards away. In between the blue skies and the stars going round my head, my father appeared in my clouded vision, asking me if I was ok. I told him I didn't know, and he had me move my hands, legs, fingers and then walk for a bit. He then gave me one hell of a well deserved assbeating. LMFAO. Vinny the Anvil Post Traumatic Didn't Make The Lakers Syndrome is REAL JACKASS POWER!!!!!!

Bill, you're not a civil rights leader per se, but in a large way you just made one of Airman's points for him with this witty riposte by implying that the only reason he's against the holiday is because of Dr. King's color. Nice job - would you like to make a donation to Ward Connerly's ACRI while you're at it? Columbus Day, for the information of all, celebrates the discovery of the Americas.

Dr. King - like anyone else - had his good and bad points. I think the reason this day is named after him was because of one of his good points - courage to stand up to a system of embedded racism and bigotry. I don't really think the intent of this day should be solely to focus on civil rights, but on the contribution that courage and individuality have made to American society. I really admire Dr. King in many respects - and detest him in others. I think the U.S. today would be a much worse and sorrier place had he not accomplished what he did in the civil rights movement. You are somewhat correct in stating that politicians feared being smeared as racists played a role in creating this holiday and that when politicians or anyone else supports policies that are in agreement with what Dr. King preached, they may be assured of being maligned as racists by the current civil rights leaders[sic]. The current 'leaders' of the civil rights movement in America - $harpton, Je$$e Jack$on, Farrakhan - are a disgrace to Dr. King's legacy. I like the holiday and support it.

Check this out. We were speaking about 700 Florida kids just a week or so ago... Vinny the Anvil Post Traumatic Didn't Make The Lakers Syndrome is REAL JACKASS POWER!!!!!!

Palatka kicked ass this weekend. Art was rockin' on the tandems. Vinny the Anvil Post Traumatic Didn't Make The Lakers Syndrome is REAL JACKASS POWER!!!!!!

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This Iran situation has some serious turd potential. The Chinese have a much better relationship with the Iranians than we do - perhaps they will exert some pressure upon them. The Iranian president is a true madman. Vinny the Anvil Post Traumatic Didn't Make The Lakers Syndrome is REAL JACKASS POWER!!!!!!