TheAnvil

Oh Goody! Funjumper is back, keeping us entertained via charm, wit, and panache. Funjumper, didn't I warn you about personal attacks here? If you keep it up with personal attacks, you're going to get ejected from my fan club. Speaking of which, have you figured out who the Attorney General is yet, or are you still ranting about Ashcroft these days? Please keep the PA's to the PM's dude. Speaker's Corner is much funner without them. Plus, not PA'ing is a requirement for all members of TheAnvil Fan Club. Vinny the Anvil Post Traumatic Didn't Make The Lakers Syndrome is REAL JACKASS POWER!!!!!!

If the government doesn't give it to one school, then another school who decides to abide by government guidlines will get the money and other research into the same field will occur. School's loss - tough caca for them. I don't see how a school accepting government money expects to bar its doors to government recruiters. It doesn't make sense. Vinny the Anvil Post Traumatic Didn't Make The Lakers Syndrome is REAL JACKASS POWER!!!!!!

You ain't gettin' my sekrit recipe! But I'll make you another quart the next time I see you! Vinny the Anvil Post Traumatic Didn't Make The Lakers Syndrome is REAL JACKASS POWER!!!!!!

If the school does not want the military to recruit there, then it should not accept federal funds. Period. You accept the funds, you allow all federal agencies to recruit there. Vinny the Anvil Post Traumatic Didn't Make The Lakers Syndrome is REAL JACKASS POWER!!!!!!

Ha! Neither Prozoc nor Midol will have any side-effects on me then! I'm still a JJJAAAACCKKKAAAAAASSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!! Vinny the Anvil Post Traumatic Didn't Make The Lakers Syndrome is REAL JACKASS POWER!!!!!!

Those funds are entitlement spending, which will be rising exponentially over the next few years. Even if discretionary spending were to remain constant - it won't, unfortunately - the debt ceiling would and will have to be raised. This will happen a lot over the next few years. The only way out of this fiasco is to cut entitlement spending, restrain discretionary spending, and eliminate useless programs that do not work. Those people clapping at the SOTU when GWB mentioned that Congress had not passed SS reform - take a bow everytime the debt ceiling is raised. Actually they should just bow deeper and longer than the rest of their fellow congressmen/congresswomen. Vinny the Anvil Post Traumatic Didn't Make The Lakers Syndrome is REAL JACKASS POWER!!!!!!

I vote go run, dude. I got off work a bit early and just got back from a nice five miler at the beach.

Bad ASS!!!! Lisa - nice shots too. Ahhhh....NorCal.... Vinny the Anvil Post Traumatic Didn't Make The Lakers Syndrome is REAL JACKASS POWER!!!!!!

Sad and sickening, isn't it? They certainly think nothing of killing Israeli children. If then Terrorist in Chief Arafat's point blank refusal of Barak's offer wasn't a clear enough indication that the Palestinians will NEVER accept a truce that involves the existence of Israel, then perhaps their election of a terrorist government will be. Then again, since Fatah was corrupt beyond belief, what choice did they really have? Vinny the Anvil Post Traumatic Didn't Make The Lakers Syndrome is REAL JACKASS POWER!!!!!!

Dude - it's a dry county, even though they make Jack Daniels there! Believe it or not! You've gotta cross the county line. I WOULD send you some tequila, but I drank it all...um...accidentally...yeah, that's the ticket...er...OK. I wasn't going to send it. I would like to, but the Voices tell me not to send any because I might run out of tequila and the Voices are tired and don't feel like going to the liquor store because my Voices and the liquor store Voices do not get along. Good luck, mi amigo! Life without tequila...oh dear God no...that's too horrid to contemplate.... Vinny the Anvil Post Traumatic Didn't Make The Lakers Syndrome is REAL JACKASS POWER!!!!!!

Back pain is not to be taken lightly, my friend. I would go to a doctor to make sure you haven't really hurt yourself. Though labeled as 'alternative' medicine a lot of the time, a chiropractor or an accupuncturist can do wonders for pain and health. I HIGHLY recommend both of them. If you go to the chiro, take copies of your back x-rays. Vinny the Anvil Post Traumatic Didn't Make The Lakers Syndrome is REAL JACKASS POWER!!!!!!

Can I get one? Congrats Dave! Vinny the Anvil Post Traumatic Didn't Make The Lakers Syndrome is REAL JACKASS POWER!!!!!!

Doesn't bother me too much. I'm so fucking scatterbrained sometimes I forget to call people back. Like skymama, sometimes I'll mean to respond to a PM or an email then get pulled away by something and totally forget. I figure that if I forget something and it irks somebody, they'll call me or email me or something. If I'm ticked at somebody, I just won't return their calls, emails, or anything of that nature - but unlike when I'm scatterbrained, that's on purpose. Hehehehe. If I know it irks them, all the better. I don't get ticked off at too many people other than my boss, though, normally. It takes a lot to arouse gentle Vinny to anger, though it has been done recently. Vinny the Anvil Post Traumatic Didn't Make The Lakers Syndrome is REAL JACKASS POWER!!!!!!

Cora is one strong woman...she'll surprise all of us. I know she's going to pull through all of this and come out smiling. Vinny the Anvil Post Traumatic Didn't Make The Lakers Syndrome is REAL JACKASS POWER!!!!!!

(X) Smoked a cigarette (X) Drank so much you threw up ( ) Crashed a friend's car ( ) Stolen a car (X) Been in love (X) Been dumped ( ) Shoplifted (X) Been laid off/fired (X) Quit your job (X) Been in a fist fight (X) Had another person's blood on you (X) Snuck out of your parent's house (X) Had feelings for someone who didn't have them back (X) Been arrested (X) Gone on a blind date (X) Lied to a friend (X) Skipped school (X) Seen someone die (X) Been to Canada (X) Been to Mexico (X) Been on a plane (X) Been lost (X) Been on the opposite side of the country (X) Gone to Washington, DC (X) Swam in the ocean (X) Felt like dying (X) Cried yourself to sleep (X) Played cops and robbers (X) Recently colored with crayons (X) Sang karaoke (X) Paid for a meal with only coins (X) Done something you told yourself you wouldn't (X) Made prank phone calls... (X) Laughed until some kind of beverage came out of your nose (X) Caught a snowflake on your tongue (X) Danced in the rain (X) Written a letter to Santa Claus (X) Been kissed under the mistletoe (X) Watched the sun rise with someone you care about (X) Blown bubbles (X) Made a bonfire on the beach (X) Crashed a party (X) Gone roller-skating (X) Ice-skating (X) Stole traffic signs (X) Been in a car accident (X) Watched porn ( ) Cheated on someone (X) Been skinny dipping Vinny the Anvil Post Traumatic Didn't Make The Lakers Syndrome is REAL JACKASS POWER!!!!!!

They can help us solve the energy crisis! Dean, sKerry, TeddyK, & all the hard left wingers!! I know you're full of it! The Japanese can help make you useful! Clicky Vinny the Anvil Post Traumatic Didn't Make The Lakers Syndrome is REAL JACKASS POWER!!!!!!

True in most cases, but letting illegals into the country to fund that? I just don't see that ever being a politically viable thing to do.

I don't think that would occur. The voting masses in the border states would have to drastically change their opinions with regards to illegal immigration in order for that to be a politically viable move for any governor. I think it unfortunate that states should have to be involved as much as they are anyway, as federal borders should be a federal problem to be solved. With state assistance/collusion perhaps, but the feds should take the lead there in both funding and personnel. Possible, but not likely I think.

Cancer is an uncaring, unfeeling, and definitely unfair killer, my friend. So sorry to hear about that. Runs in my family and scares the shit out of me. Everytime we lose someone it seems to get harder and not easier. Raw tomatos, garlic, brocolli, and olive oil are staples in the Vinny-diet (even more so than tequila). Since it runs in your family, I'd suggest you eat them regularly as well and sure as hell don't do anything stupid like smoke cigarettes. The best thing you can do for your Mom right now is love and pray for her. Hopefully the docs are wrong, it's not cancer, and your Mom will recover soon. Hope things work out well. Vibes, Vinny the Anvil Post Traumatic Didn't Make The Lakers Syndrome is REAL JACKASS POWER!!!!!!

Clicky Vinny the Anvil Post Traumatic Didn't Make The Lakers Syndrome is REAL JACKASS POWER!!!!!!

What's wrong with being short? Vinny the Anvil Post Traumatic Didn't Make The Lakers Syndrome is REAL JACKASS POWER!!!!!!

Eat chili, beans, bean burritos, brocolli, deviled eggs, and boiled cabbage all day. Then go as Captain Flatulence. Vinny the Anvil Post Traumatic Didn't Make The Lakers Syndrome is REAL JACKASS POWER!!!!!!

Nice!!

I DRINK the tequila.... Vinny the Anvil Post Traumatic Didn't Make The Lakers Syndrome is REAL JACKASS POWER!!!!!!

OK. A couple of weeks ago, my cell phone became posessed. It started calling people of its own accord, and even turning itself off and then back on again at random times. I got a new cellphone - one of the Motorola Razor phones. The damned thing broken for the third time now, and I've been so busy I haven't even been calling or talking on it all that much! Anybody else get a lemon phone before? I'm getting a replacement. Vinny the Anvil Post Traumatic Didn't Make The Lakers Syndrome is REAL JACKASS POWER!!!!!!