TheAnvil

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  1. Seven days for absolutely nothing dude. Only from Speaker's Corner though. I would say that the lefties needed a breather anyway, but a couple of them have PM'd me to say BS about my unjust banning. Vinny the Anvil Post Traumatic Didn't Make The Lakers Syndrome is REAL JACKASS POWER!!!!!!
  2. Be afraid Sebazz...be very very afraid... Vinny the Anvil Vinny the Anvil Post Traumatic Didn't Make The Lakers Syndrome is REAL JACKASS POWER!!!!!!
  3. In my case, that's a strong possibility. Vinny the Anvil Post Traumatic Didn't Make The Lakers Syndrome is REAL JACKASS POWER!!!!!!
  4. Yes. Welcome to the Twilight Zone. I am TheAnvil, your host. Please send topless women of low moral character my way as payment for my hosting services. Vinny the Anvil Post Traumatic Didn't Make The Lakers Syndrome is REAL JACKASS POWER!!!!!!
  5. I want to scuba dive this Sunday evening! Don't make hell freeze over until then dammit! The water will be cold enough as is! PK is cool. Vinny the Anvil Post Traumatic Didn't Make The Lakers Syndrome is REAL JACKASS POWER!!!!!!
  6. My favorite move has yet to be made. It's a porn flick called 'TheAnvil does Jessica Simpson - A Kama Sutra tour through North and South America'. I'm having a bit of trouble with the co-star, but am confident she'll eventually come to her senses and join me. Other than that, I'd say: Spaceballs Return of the Jedi Indiana Jones and the Last Crusade Return of the King The Last Samurai Master and Commander is just a hair behind The Last Samurai. Beers to all, Vinny the Anvil
  7. Dude, when I was all-fucked-up from my car wreck a few years ago I had a slight change in my social circle too. Sorry to hear that... Life will get better. Vinny the Anvil Post Traumatic Didn't Make The Lakers Syndrome is REAL JACKASS POWER!!!!!!
  8. Yeah! Let's talk about them! I really hate TheAnvil. I mean that guy just redefines the term 'sonofabitch'. He's short. He's conservative. He's a JACKASS of the highest order. And I hear that on occasion, he farts in the plane. Oh...DAMMIT! That's me. Never mind. I've been unjustly banned there for no reason anyway. Vinny the Anvil Post Traumatic Didn't Make The Lakers Syndrome is REAL JACKASS POWER!!!!!!
  9. Anytime somebody yells at me I either yell back or just smile and/or laugh at them. Most of the time the latter. Depends on who they are and what sort of future working relationship I want with them. Also what kind of peron they are and if I liked them in the first place. If I don't like them, I tend to yell back. I like almost everyone, so that doesn't happen very often. If you meant to blindside him or did it accidentaly, I'd apologize and let him know privately you don't appreciate that sort of thing. If you didn't mean to blindside him/her, a few of the following remarks might be in order if it comes up again: - I'm trying to see things from your point of view. I really am. But I can't seem to get my head that far up my ass. - You think I meant to blindside you? What kind of pain killers are you on? It's gotta hurt being that stupid. - Sir, I am thoroughly amazed at your lack of knowledge of your department's operations. If that blindsided you, perhaps you should start doing your FUCKING JOB and get a handle on your department. Pull your head out and get back to me when you have a clue. - Laugh heartily. When he asks what's so fucking funny, respond: It's funny you've mistaken me for the sorry sonofabitch that will let you yell at them. Here's an idea for you - pull your head out of your ass, and you might not get blindsided! (make sure you're in his face when you say the last part and scream it loudly/forcefully) The laugh/forceful contrast takes most people aback. With all of the above, if you didn't mean to blindside him and he actually was blindsided due to his own inaction or managerial ineptitude, he won't have the balls to take punitive action against you because if you protest it to HIS boss, he'll look like a fucking moron. Don't let him run over you this time or he'll keep doing it. Vinny advice. Beers to all, Vinny the Anvil Vinny the Anvil Post Traumatic Didn't Make The Lakers Syndrome is REAL JACKASS POWER!!!!!!
  10. What the hell are you doing drinking coffee this late in the day? Vinny the Anvil Post Traumatic Didn't Make The Lakers Syndrome is REAL JACKASS POWER!!!!!!
  11. Interesting. Vinny the Anvil Post Traumatic Didn't Make The Lakers Syndrome is REAL JACKASS POWER!!!!!!
  12. Herradura Reposado. And a bit of beer. One of my old friends is in town. I am a drunken Anvil. Vinny the Anvil Post Traumatic Didn't Make The Lakers Syndrome is REAL JACKASS POWER!!!!!!
  13. TheAnvil

    Redneck Joke

    As Turtle would say: Don't Tuck with Fexas! Vinny the Anvil Post Traumatic Didn't Make The Lakers Syndrome is REAL JACKASS POWER!!!!!!
  14. I've been there. They have a kickass t-shirt that I bought, but some sonofabitch ripped off my luggage and stole the damned thing. It had some sort of bastardized periodic table on it. NICE place with good atmosphere and good food.
  15. The Brickskeller Pub is not to be missed. They have an outstanding beer collection. The Smithsonian - each one of them - is just awesome. I could spend days touring them. If you like to drink beer, don't miss the Brickskeller. Vinny the Anvil
  16. AF OTS used to be pretty damned selective. You must have one hell of a resume. Vinny the Anvil Post Traumatic Didn't Make The Lakers Syndrome is REAL JACKASS POWER!!!!!!
  17. I like Mercedes Lackey's stuff too. I've been on a non-fiction reading kick of late. I read Betrayal by Linda Chavez and just started A National Party No More by Zell Miller. Before that I read a book called How Would you Move Mount Fuji about logic puzzles as interview questions and Franklin's biography by H.W. Brands. Think the last fantasy book I read was Robert Jordan's tenth book of the Wheel of Time series.
  18. Now there's a happy person! Glad she's jumping! Vinny the Anvil Post Traumatic Didn't Make The Lakers Syndrome is REAL JACKASS POWER!!!!!!
  19. That used to be me. Vinny the Anvil Post Traumatic Didn't Make The Lakers Syndrome is REAL JACKASS POWER!!!!!!
  20. http://story.news.yahoo.com/news?tmpl=story&cid=573&ncid=757&e=2&u=/nm/20040728/od_nm/fury_dc OOOOOOOPS! Yours in agave, Vinny the Anvil Vinny the Anvil Post Traumatic Didn't Make The Lakers Syndrome is REAL JACKASS POWER!!!!!!
  21. Oooooh yeah! Let chaos reign! Vinny the Anvil Post Traumatic Didn't Make The Lakers Syndrome is REAL JACKASS POWER!!!!!!
  22. Ahhh...another Daytona trip might be in order. I'm flying out of town on Sunday for business...had planned on jumping Saturday morning and scuba diving Saturday evening perhaps, if the flight time was late enough. Maybe I can get off of work a bit early on Friday for some fun... Vinny the Anvil Post Traumatic Didn't Make The Lakers Syndrome is REAL JACKASS POWER!!!!!!
  23. Will you be coming to Jax? Tampa? Vinny the Anvil Post Traumatic Didn't Make The Lakers Syndrome is REAL JACKASS POWER!!!!!!
  24. ROFLMFAO! Somehow I should have predicted that. If there would be a non-geek way to go to a library, you would find it! Me too. Now who's the asshole with my pocket protector! Give it back right now Goddamit! Vinny the Anvil Post Traumatic Didn't Make The Lakers Syndrome is REAL JACKASS POWER!!!!!!
  25. Well, we've PM'd a few times, so I'd give you an 'A' in the art of JACKASS Communication. That would probably be helpful when dealing with animals. That guy will be thinking about you for months! ROFLMFAO!!!! Vinny the Anvil Post Traumatic Didn't Make The Lakers Syndrome is REAL JACKASS POWER!!!!!!