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Not PC at all.. but who is??.. tried to work a sistuh ta deaf... lmao!! GHETTO RESUME Rozonda LaQueeta "Pookie" Jenkins 2036 South Side Skreet Projects Compton, CA 11122 Phone: Cut off right now but will be back on by the 15th. OBJECTIVE: To one day fulfill my dream of becoming a SoulTrain Dancer and, you know, just gittin my life togetha and stuff. I also hope to one day be the best cosmotologecalist in the 'hood.' SKILLS: I do hurh and nails in my kitchen and I use my glitter and weave bonding glue for arts and crafts and stuff. I do braids in any texture or color; synthetoc or human hurh. EDUCATION: The "GET YOURS" Home Correspondence Course, INC: Big Mamma's House of Hair 'N Nails 'N Fried Chicken 'N Stuff (Gradiated with honors for the most extensions don in a year's time) WORK EXPERIENCE: January 10, 1999-January 30, 1999 Big Daddy's Motel Motor Lodge Bar & Grill Pool Hall & Bait 'N TackleShop Reason for leaving; I got sick 'n tired of Big Daddy hittin on me. March 1, 1999-November 1, 1999 The Golden Tooth Dental & Jewelry Emporium I loveded this job cuz they gave me a free toof ary monf and now I Can spell my baby daddy name but they done up and fired me cuz I let one of my homeboys sniff the laughing gas. He just smelt it, he don't do drugs no mo. November 2, 1999-November 10, 1999 My Baby Daddy's Day Care Center Car Wash & Barber Shop Reason for leaving: They tried to work a sistuh ta deaf and I got thangs ta do November 12, 1999- November 14, 1999 Kim Fung Toi's House of Rice & Skrimps and Stuff Reason For Leaving: You don't even wanna know Jimmy's Jheri Curls & Motor Lube Reason for leaving: Hospitalized for spine injury when I slipped on an overflow of activator. The Ike Turner Pimp Slap Recovery Center (They have lovely commodations; yes I worked there and was a patient too.) Reason for leaving: Center closed down cuz Tina Turner done refused Ike's request to give a benefit concert and donate the money to Ike. Ike say Tina done got beside haself since she a big star and arythang. He say he remember when she was Anna Mae Bullock from Nut Bush,Tennessee. REFERENCES: Lawanda Jenkins (from up the skreet) Hezakiah Clevestus "The Playa" Jones (my homie's cuzzin's babydaddy) The Right Reverend Aliza Benjarmin "ineedadrank" O'grady (pastor of The Greater Mt. Carmel Church of God in Christ Kingdom Hall of Our Lady of Saints Holy Rosary Latter Day Seventh Advent Saints Episcapaleen Sanctified Non-Denominational Baptist Church Inc., a not-for-profit agency.)

What kind of job are you interviewing for?

I never said it was crusted shut... it just wasn't cooperating...

Ok Jeff.. you're lucky that I'm saving all of my "fuck off"'s for when I get to work.... (actually I'm only mildly hungover.. nothing a big glass of water and some aleve wont cure) But thanks for asking!

douva.. you so funny... hang out with me sometime ok? michele.. pay no attention to the silly airline people. the only ones who will say anything to you are the ones who recognzie you are carrying a rig and think you are HOT SHIT for being a skydiver. I hope you have a wonderful time in Monroe! I'd show up except my home dz is throwing me a birtday party and I've been out of town for a few weeks and they miss the hell out of me.. and me them! I miss some of the Monroe folks too tho... Give us an update on how the calendar shoot goes!

OMG.. I just read that..... thats funny ashit!! Ok yu can kill me now

I ended up going to my friends house after work and getting wwaaaaaaaassssted. I'm too old for this shit. Don't talk to me tomorrow. I serioulsly hate myself right now... somebody kill me please I want to diiiieeee put a buulleettt in my heaaddddaaaaaddd.. (k thast just adam sandler from The Wedding singer. . I dont reaally want to die.. I just want to throw up and pass out. do you know how hard it is to ype with one eye open? .....shit.

Whats up? Is there a new porn site up or something? Theres not a damn soul at happy hour.

Thats just too confusing, Dave.

Yeah they're pretty good. I think most of the people reading this thread are gonna say something along the lines of 'huh'? They're not so big yet. Def. TX country.. the best kind!

Whoa.. I know of some pukers who should live in vomitville. Like they didnt know.. mmhmmm.. !

He was just here in Nashville over memorial day weekend. I got my 2 best friends tickets for their birthdays and I would have gone had I not been out of town. They said he put on a great show! I'm upset that I missed it..I like him a lot! Whassup with M-R-A-Z! John Mayer is going to be here in Aug and I WILL NOT miss that!

Theres no way in HEYULLL I would let baggage handlers touch my rig. I carry it on my back just like a backpack and never had a problem with it clearing security. Sometimes they ask questions, sometimes they dont. If they ask about the AAD, I usually just say its disconnected instead of having to go through the trouble of explaining how theres no possible way it could fire, particularly since its turned off. Last time I flew with it was memorial day weekend. The only people who asked me about it were random SWA employees who saw me walking about with it and told me that they would LOVE to skydive. I should probably get a gear bag small enough to carry on though... just to protect the rig. You'll be fine.. have fun. edit: right after I posted this, I read This Thread where the TSA baggage handlers used a needle to poke holes in a packed reserve. So I reiterate.. when I travel, my rig doesnt leave my sight.

Ohhh yah I meant to do that too... Sorry y'all.. work made me cranky today..

Michele, Everyone is Monroe is great! Becca and Jen are super sweet.. give them a hug for me! You will be warmly welcomed and have a great time! Kristi

Sure. Just ask someone here to lookup whatever you need to find online and relay it back to you. Right. Since they had no trouble getting online to post.. they must be having trouble with their Internet connection . So some web sites are down.. go do something else.. they'll be back up eventually.

Thats a nice, strong name. The only problem is that everyone will spell it wrong. Eventually he wont care though. My name is Kristi and nobody spells it right the first time. I gave up a while back though.

Ok.. yah I've seen it all now. lets see what I have in my vulva... wallet.. cell phone.. pens.. tampons.. condoms... yuck. tasteful? I think no.

So what did you decide on?

Wouldnt the baby be named Coco Cox-Arquette? Or maybe she really likes Chanel.

Depends.... What are you willing to do, and how much do you expect to be compensated for not doing it? Well.. I'm really really really smart and easy to get along with, so I expect an obscene *monetary* compensation.

I still cant get to my yahoo mail. I guess it will all be fixed in time. Thank God dz.com isnt down.. I'd be bored to death. I need a more interesting job. Anybody wanna hire me?

I'm with Renee on this one. I am very picky regarding who I take advice from. I'm happy to listen to any information that people want to give, because what a pain in the ass it would be to tell 99% of the people in skydiving to shut up. I just choose what to absorb and what to disregard. This philosiphy is true in life in general.. not just in skydiving. Have a lovely day.

I know exactly how you feel... I have left the dz on several occasions feeling like a big fuck up.. when I really didnt fuck anything up. I'm just so demanding of myself at times. And this sport can be scary if you let yourself believe you dont know what youre doing. Of course, you dont want to think that you know everything, either! However, I feel that after putting x amount of time and energy in to something, I should be at a certain level of accomplishment. According to my dzo and fellow jumpers, I'm way beyond the average level of accomplishment. Thats nice to hear.. except I've never been "average" at anything. So, like you, I just need to relax and enjoy every jump.. learn something new on every jump.. and keep jumping! I love this sport and I dont do it for anyone but myself. There are days when I'm completely frustrated with myself.. but then the beer light comes on and everything seems to be ok ! :)

There are nice people everywhere.. and there are assholes everywhere.. Warm, sunny climates can have a positive effect on some people. I am solar-powered.. and therefore a lot happier in a warm, sunny climate. I've always wanted to live in California.