chaoskitty

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  1. They were also thinking about "One Nation under God".. meaning that man alone can not accomplish a task such as this without God's help. Actually, we are a Representative Republic. Democracy is the basic idea, but we have to elect representatives in order to be heard.. at least where it counts. It seems that those representatives vote more along the lines of what benefits their career, rather than what the majority of their constituants express. We are too big to be a true democracy. I've always thought we should be represented demographically as opposed to geographically.. in order for a true majority vote. That idea probably isn't perfect either. edit: ok so I didnt read nick's post before writing my own, but at least I'm not the only one who knows we aren't a democracy.
  2. You mean like Austin Powers?? Yes, we want metrosexuals for friends so we can send them shopping for us.
  3. Or maybe she likes him for his stunning personality??!! You are right, metrosexuals are not gay. Theyre just snappy dressers..
  4. Ouch! That was low.. isn't it bad enough Zenister gained a few pounds of metal in his leg? The only skysurfer I've ever seen was Douva. I looks like a lot of fun. Even though Douva totally stole my wind that day.. my cousins came out to watch me jump but they were so impressed with his board that I wasnt that cool anymore.. ahah! ..
  5. Who said anything about pecker checks!!??? Actually it was phillykev's fault for talking about my boobs. I had to change the subject.. Keith definitely contributed though!
  6. Well thats close .. but.. check your PM's...
  7. I won't even look at your face, just stare at your tits...wanna go out? You'd have to pass the PC first.. (and I dont mean politically correct... haha!)
  8. Yah those guys are just gay. A metro is a guy who dates women, but owns more pairs of shoes than them. I will not date a man who actually notices that I need to shape up my eyebrows! Whats wrong with a purple rig? I bought my first canopy from a guy and it was 210 sq ft of HOT PINK F111!
  9. Hey.. I might answer that ad if I were tall! hehehe!
  10. Theres a painting hanging in the front foyer of the Texas State Capital with one of my ancestors in it. He is sitting to the right of General Sam Houston with his hand cupped around his ear. They called him "Deaf Smith" and theres a county named after him in the Texas panhandle. My great great great grandmother's name was Mary Etta Smith and he was her brother. Several of my ancestors fought in the war for Texas Independence.
  11. Jason, I usually just carry my rig on like a backpack, but take yours in your gear bag and keep it with you at all times! Theres another thread on here somewhere, where someone checked their gear in a hard suitcase, and on their next repack, found holes in their reserve consistent with the folds. The stupid TSA people had decided to inspect the reserve container with some sort of needle. You shouldn't have any trouble carrying it on with you. Just dont be late for your flight.. the only time I get hassled over my rig is when I'm running late. (Like *I* ever run late! haha!)
  12. edited.. never mind.
  13. I'd tough it out, unless its cut and is looking infected, or it gets too bad to walk on. I hate going to the doc. They always leave me in that freezing cold room where there is no comfortable place to sit or lie down and they take too long. If you know an EMT or nurse, ask them to look at it and they can probably tell you if you need to go to the doctor.
  14. Awesome.. my dz will be closed for the convention and I gotta jump somewhere! I got it on my calendar.
  15. I jumped off a cliff in to a river last weekend and went right in to a sit-fly... smacked my ass! I now have a lovely bruise on the back of my right thigh.. I got points for form though!
  16. Sorry guys, maybe next year.
  17. I think it was Brains who said "I wouldn't have pegged you for a computer geek". So I guess I'm smarter than I look... or I just have everyone fooled I can only speak for myself.. but I keep things pretty much on surface-level here. Mainly because it is a public forum. Also, the overall mood here (in bonfire) is light and nobody likes a captain bringdown..
  18. Okay.. first of all.. thats not a trait specific to skydivers. Where were you in high school? College? Its all about joining clubs and forming cliques. The only number I hold is a RB#.. and thats only cause I'm a sucker for letting guys lick tequila off my belly... and I look hot in a sombrero.. hhaha But to answer your question, yes.. we are better than everyone else.. (I'm kidding.. again!)
  19. chaoskitty

    FAMILY

    Only after you hire me as your pack bitch, then you can call me anything you want. Ok so I dont have to pack *and* I can call you anything I want... sounds like a sweet deal to me! Here we go hijacking another thread.. haha.. sorry!
  20. chaoskitty

    FAMILY

    I keep telling you, i am not your brother. K then ..can I call you daddy?? hahahaha...
  21. chaoskitty

    FAMILY

    Does a moron count?
  22. I liked this one: "If anyone happened to notice a young lady boarding the aircraft with a parachute.. that is her own personal parachute and shes the only one who has one. I'll be sitting next to her!" .. a SWA flight attendant between here and San Antonio.
  23. Well no wonder my eyes were burning! haha.. thats gross Jeff! It was from the BEER..