chaoskitty

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  1. I'm sure there is..........but I can't think of it at the moment. So..........continue! hehee.. what was that episode of Seinfeld where his girlfriend was always naked around the house and it grossed him out? Naked in the bedroom = good. Naked squatting = bad!
  2. It looked like they were at Skydive Santa Fe. I didnt know there was a Skydive Santa Fe.
  3. Oh God...........PLEASE do that while naked. I met a DZ.commer last week that had me melting with her southern accent. Clay.. is there anything you *dont* want me to do while naked?
  4. Yah I laughed at that too! hahah! She had a vice grip on her harness!
  5. Says a girl from TN that used to drive a truck before it was wrecked. Were there beer cans in the bed during the accident sweety? Hey man.. I'm from TEXAS! I just live in TN for now. Certainly not forever.
  6. We're surrounded. Funny how neither of us has an accent... (though I can fake one purty gud).
  7. The guys won. I can't believe I just watched that. I feel dirty.
  8. I got 96% dixie too.. and you know I aint no redneck!
  9. oooohh scary! I'd be pissed if I were the camera guy and had to run three miles in the desert chasing these goobers.
  10. Ok so I can't compete but dont totally leave me out!
  11. You need educating young'un. Go here and make sure no one else is around or they WILL look at you like you are crazy.... www.dropzone.com/cgi-bin/forum/gforum.cgi?post=498058 I know silly, I said that was my FIRST jump... learned a lot since then!
  12. Heres what I remember about my first jump: I was excited, nervous, had no idea what to expect, I was crammed in an otter with people I didnt know and .. OHMYGOD WHO FARTED??? (it was Hans..) hehe!
  13. Has anyone ever figured out why farts are so funny? I got my brother a fart machine for christmas and of course he put it under the tree and operated it by remote while we opened presents.. it was a riot! Howver, its not so funny when dogs fart... OMG NEED AIRRRR!!!!
  14. Are you kidding?? The gym is the safest place to let one rip! Nobody would ever blame it on the girls in a room full of stinky men! hehee... not that I've ever done that...
  15. Yah I cant go either.. so its too bad it wont be any fun without us.. We will make up for it in Marco Girlie!!
  16. So much for calling it a "locking" pin. Locked things do not come unlocked by themselves. If anyone was messing with your shit, I've got kitty claws!! But surely not... so just add this to your "gear check" before you tow away home. hey check out my sig line..
  17. Its in here somewhere.. only a B license is required for the boogie.
  18. Copycat! Thats what I do! and uh.. Chris, thank you for the visual..
  19. The eagles were definitley the best team tonight. I'm happy that your team won! If I close my eyes and think back to the early 90's I can remember that feeling too!
  20. I'm with Mouth.. better you than me! Its good to be a southern girl..
  21. Quick.. grab a piece of paper and a pen, write down what you've been doing in the past 2 years, and then put on your resume "Sebbatical to write my memoirs". I'm just being silly.. but I see your dillemma. Leaving that time period blank leaves room for lots of assumptions.. but I agree with most that you should wait until asked to divulge that information. And its quite possible that nobody will ever ask.