chaoskitty

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  1. Go Away. This thread was supposed to be funny and you turned it in to something just short of evil.
  2. Your right trap is a lot bigger than your left. You must be right-trapped.
  3. Y'all are freaking me out. All I did was post a picture of Hippie in a thong!
  4. LOL.. how is this gay porn? Though this thread may cause Hippie to quit drinking.
  5. How true! And I dont mean "in" my boob, I mean in my bra with my left boob. So if I'm ever mugged, they'll have to feel me up to find anything.
  6. Lacy things.. the wife is missin.. didn't ask her permission.. I'm wearing her thong..with the smiley face on.. Walkin round in women's underwear..
  7. Kelly, I carry all of my extra things in my left boob. Lip gloss, car key, ID, Money... You know that!
  8. Hello? Hello? Is this thing on?? Pot calling Kettle!!!
  9. Do you really?? (remember the naughty cupid road trip??)
  10. hmmm.. does margarita salt work? Thats all I've got..
  11. Isnt he coming to YOUR place for Christmas?? That tarp might be a good idea.. Either that, or a nice Chardonnay.
  12. Folex.. hmmm.. guess what Santa is bringing to the Hippie??
  13. Ahem! SECOND?? Next time you ask if you can bring anything, I'll say a bottle of Cab and a steam cleaner! I think it all came out.. looked fine this morning. I'll go get some better carpet cleaner so you dont have to scrub so hard next time. You're still a good hippie.
  14. Is THAT what he was saying? I couldnt understand him for the CRYING! I'd never seen that show before either...
  15. Frenchies! (aka.. French Martini) Vodka, chambord, and pineapple juice. yummmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm.
  16. I'll try not to stand TOO close to the bonfire..
  17. I'm going to stand up on a stool for just a minute and let all of the lurkers of this thread know that there is a lot more to the Dublin boogie than spankings, sex toys, boobs, and Da Gimp. While all of those things are fun, this is a genuinely all around GREAT BOOGIE with plenty of lift power on a great airport. Dont get turned off by all of the fluff.. just come out and skydive!
  18. Alright.. I owe you a jump. I'm sending Jerry Jones an expense report. You have to make that jump with me though!
  19. Ehh.. kinda normal in the IT world. But its not like its every night. I'm home now and back in my jammies. :)
  20. U fucker.. I had a whopping three hours of sleep before I had to come in to work at 3am to apply upgrades.. and you woke me up in my last 15 min of sleep. fucker. Go Cowboys!! Beat the foreskins!!
  21. Yah I do the same but my camelback is full of Irish coffee.
  22. I can't wait to see you in blue and silver Lee!