chaoskitty

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  1. I'll sit on J and Beth's lift.. but only if I can fly camera, while covering my eyes and screaming the whole way! .. thats if I can keep from laughing! Like Jay could handle all of the sweater pastry on that lift.
  2. What are you talking about, besides being blasphemous? Now go drink some Jesus Juice, sinner. edit: so you attached the pic.... God Bless Wal-Mart! They're open 24 hrs and they sell beer!!
  3. Girl I know how you feel. I went back to college full time at 25. A few girls in some of my classes asked me to rush their sorority. As what? Their house mother? I think they just wanted me to buy their beer.
  4. troublemaker... Are you kidding! Those two have so much negative energy towards each other they'd just have to flip the switch to sexual energy. They'd go at it for days! .. but I dont think Kelly would be attracted to Kramer. Oh well.
  5. Some sunless tanning lotion will take care of that. Refer to the womens forum for discussion.
  6. Okay, another nomination... kelel01 and jumpnkramer (sorry, wingi!)
  7. Doesn't that kind of give you a headache?
  8. Go take off your wife's underwear and put your pants on, Shirley!!
  9. I'd like to have a pair of pants that go from casual to dressy with the tug of a belt loop. Sometimes you want shiny pants. Sometimes you dont.
  10. I think you and tallguy would be adorable together! Now, you and Amazon would be a bit strange...
  11. Oh you know you liked it!!! Watch out, cause I think I'll be seeing you in a couple of weeks!!!
  12. Oops.. confused you with another Scott, Scottbre.
  13. Hah! Well the guy I'm thinking of is named Scott and I thought from Ohio.. maybe Indiana. But you're right.. once you've been steamrolled, you never forget it. I hope you're having a better day today!
  14. Ok, I tried to just let this sit... but... Wha?!? I'm confused... I don't remember being overly drunk or high at any DZ's in GA... and I'm not sure I know what "steamroll" is... Skydive Alabama.. or was that not you?
  15. Depends on the jumper's ability to vary their fall rate. Some jump with weights, some dont.. thats a whole other topic. But yes, if the formation's fall rate is slower than the average belly flier's slowest fall rate, it makes it harder for floaters to get in to their slots. This is why its important for the base to maintain a good fall rate. Because as it builds, it WILL slow down. You have the perfect build for a belly flyer. You're tall and thin. With practice, you'll be able to fall as slow or as fast as you want to by increasing or decreasing the surface area you present to the wind. Anyway..enough hijacking.
  16. Doesn't sound like satire to me. I was just trying to educate you darlin. As the formation builds, the formation floats. If the base is fast, the formation keeps up a good speed and builds nicely.
  17. I've tried to live as a pessimist, but I just can't go through life believing that everyone is out there for themselves. So I tend to believe that people have good intentions, give them the benefit of the doubt, and a second chance. Sometimes I get burned. Sometimes I dont. The untrustworthy people reveal themselves fairly easily.
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    Thanks! Now we can all avoid you.
  19. The base is supposed to fall fast. Theres not a thing wrong with Lee's fall rate. He's a damn good belly flyer. You should jump with him, you'd learn a lot. That being said, fuck the Redskins!
  20. Cheer up.. or I'll Steamroll you again!!