mjosparky

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  1. I’ve noticed that several posters in this tread list in their profile they are “wing suit instructors”. Who determines who is an instructor? What are requirements to become a “wing suit instructor”? Is there training syllabus or lesson plan of some type the “wing suit instructors” follow or is every man for themselves? Sparky My idea of a fair fight is clubbing baby seals
  2. Mark, Did you mean a Maximum operating weight or test weight? My idea of a fair fight is clubbing baby seals
  3. Gee...never met one of THOSE at the DZ! None of had any head noises in the 70's.....right. Sparky hahah to both ya sidenote someday I'd really love to blaze a doob with you twardo Knowing Jim, I doubt that will happen anytime soon. Sparky My idea of a fair fight is clubbing baby seals
  4. RTFM, page 19 and learn how to set the altitude reference. Sparky
  5. What's "Tvier"? It’s Icelandic and it means 2….I thought everyone knew that. Sparky My idea of a fair fight is clubbing baby seals
  6. I think part of the argument is how to define “legitimate signature” and a “valid FFC signature”. Sparky My idea of a fair fight is clubbing baby seals
  7. Gee...never met one of THOSE at the DZ! None of had any head noises in the 70's.....right. Sparky My idea of a fair fight is clubbing baby seals
  8. I take it you are a licensed pilot? If so I would suggest you do your own research of the FAA rules on the subject. A good place to start might be FAR Part 105, AC No: 105-2D, and SIM Sec 7. Also contact the FSDO office in the area you propose to in. Sparky My idea of a fair fight is clubbing baby seals
  9. It's the DZ of Natural Selection. Sooooo, we shouldn't bash low time camera flyers but you are good to go with DZ bashing... Glad we got that straight. Spence, as history has shown us they all get religion or get dead. Ain’t life great? Sparky My idea of a fair fight is clubbing baby seals
  10. Thanks! I made a video of the carnage! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q83JyAZ9nWo&feature=plcp[url] Nice job pulling that 2 way out. Where did you get the rest of the clowns? I noticed at around 1:38 you looked down to see if the sisters where out. Sparky My idea of a fair fight is clubbing baby seals
  11. His ego is writing checks his ass can't cover. I bet he played "T" ball and everyone got a trophy and Mom always told him he was “special”. Sparky , My idea of a fair fight is clubbing baby seals
  12. Why would you buy an 11 year old AAD? Sparky My idea of a fair fight is clubbing baby seals
  13. People may disagree with him but I doubt they will hate him. Sparky My idea of a fair fight is clubbing baby seals
  14. She was smiling? Sparky My idea of a fair fight is clubbing baby seals
  15. QuoteDid my undie hundie yesterday (on Sundee)... It was -15 degrees at height... BOOBS! haha[/reply Did your nipples get hard? Sparky My idea of a fair fight is clubbing baby seals
  16. So you didn’t really see what happened? out! She didn’t fight it until impact…she got her reserve out. You must be looking at a different video…the one posted here didn’t show anything clearly. You have no idea what she was dealing with or why she was that low. You said yourself you were too fare away to see any detail. If you get this worked over something like this it makes me wonder how you deal with other issues that come up in your life. If you plan on sticking around jumping for awhile you better grow thicker skin cupcake. Sparky My idea of a fair fight is clubbing baby seals
  17. It reduces your radar signature. Sparky My idea of a fair fight is clubbing baby seals
  18. PC under the nose? look again I was wondering how you deployed it without a PC. Sparky My idea of a fair fight is clubbing baby seals
  19. A friend of mine had to make the decision to take the love of her life off life support after he was brought back at the scene of a skydiving accident. She has informed those who jump with her the most that she does not want to be resuscitated in the event of an accident. Something to think about. If you don't want to be resuscitated for whatever reason, you need to let your friends and family know now. You may want to wear something while jumping that states this as well (MedicAlert bracelet perhaps), since your friends may not be the first responders. In the event your friend does have an incident I would think that EMS would be called. When they arrive this will initiate treatment unless there is a valid “Do Not Resuscitate” statement for the victim on scene. A verbal statement to family and friends is not valid. In California you can down load a DSR form and leave it with DZ office. See attachment Sparky My idea of a fair fight is clubbing baby seals
  20. I don't know how common it is, but I do know of one individual who jumped the rig of a friend who had bounced (on April Fool's Day, no less). In fact, it became his primary rig. He is still in the sport, has 20,000+ jumps and runs his own Jump School. I don't know what eventually became of the rig, but I doubt he has it any more (the incident occured nearly 40 years ago). Was the dead guy’s last name Fogel**** and the jumper might be JW? Sparky My idea of a fair fight is clubbing baby seals
  21. I think that would depend on how you define “blunt object strike”. Impact with the ground is not usually “blunt object”. For mechanism of injury you would be looking at speed of impact, angle of impact and first point of contact. You concern would be with deceleration injuries. These injuries could include a blow out of the aortic arch or tamponade. While these will more than likely prove fatal you have no way of determining if they are present in the field. In most cases any blanket statement is probably wrong. Sparky My idea of a fair fight is clubbing baby seals
  22. Don't forget about the wife and kids. Make special time for them and you jumping will go smoother. Sparky My idea of a fair fight is clubbing baby seals
  23. Some people are just too fucking dumb to live. Sparky My idea of a fair fight is clubbing baby seals
  24. When I quit I put both rigs up for sale. The old one sold right away but no bites on the newer one. I gave it to a guy with the same conditions. When he was through with it I wanted it back. It is now with the third noob. I have gotten more enjoyment out of that than any money it would have brought in. Sparky My idea of a fair fight is clubbing baby seals
  25. Nice Rack! Sparky My idea of a fair fight is clubbing baby seals