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  1. Your not sorry, admit it lizzie you ARE NOT SORRY ONE LITTLE BIT! you just love torturing me and being a meanie to me "when I die, I want to go like my grandfather while im sleeping, not like the passengers riding in the car with me Swoopster A.S.S. #6 Future T.S.S holder
  2. most definatly a 10 bedroom house. But we have to have a garden room for our palm trees (miniatures of course) and a small indoor pool for our exotic tropical paradise. A little sunlight from the open roof of the room, a little light mambo music in the background, 10 drunk roomies sittin around the water complaining about work, but all enjoying the nice refreshing margaritas that the swoopmeister just whipped up in the blender. WAITTTTTT!!!! the blender quit working, who was responsible for the electric bill this month? Just cant figure out where to mount this brass pole I found in sebazz,s room "when I die, I want to go like my grandfather while im sleeping, not like the passengers riding in the car with me Swoopster A.S.S. #6 Future T.S.S holder
  3. most definatly a 10 bedroom house. But we have to have a garden room for our palm trees (miniatures of course) and a small indoor pool for our exotic tropical paradise. A little sunlight from the open roof of the room, a little light mambo music in the background, 10 drunk roomies sittin around the water complaining about work, but all enjoying the nice refreshing margaritas that the swoopmeister just whipped up in the blender. WAITTTTTT!!!! the blender quit working, who was responsible for the electric bill this month? "when I die, I want to go like my grandfather while im sleeping, not like the passengers riding in the car with me Swoopster A.S.S. #6 Future T.S.S holder
  4. Doodler, that is the coolest thing I have ever heard! All hail the great crapflinger. I knew you could be great again "when I die, I want to go like my grandfather while im sleeping, not like the passengers riding in the car with me Swoopster A.S.S. #6 Future T.S.S holder
  5. "when I die, I want to go like my grandfather while im sleeping, not like the passengers riding in the car with me Swoopster A.S.S. #6 Future T.S.S holder
  6. I love ya meggy, does that count for anything
  7. Yah lets go to the nut and slam a cold one!!!!! We will work on your people skills gork. We will let people know how great you are. If you cant face the public, then how are we to overcome this none greatness slump you are in. The girls will like you I promise, we just have to show them the true inner asshole that you are. If you show them, they will come "when I die, I want to go like my grandfather while im sleeping, not like the passengers riding in the car with me Swoopster A.S.S. #6 Future T.S.S holder
  8. bullsh&t...you don't have to work tomorrow...or today...all you do is kill jellyfish... You should be ashamed of your self. Killing those poor defensless jellyfish. What did they ever do to you. I am sure that every tree hugger in this nation is terribly ashamed of you right now. TSK TSK TSK "when I die, I want to go like my grandfather while im sleeping, not like the passengers riding in the car with me Swoopster A.S.S. #6 Future T.S.S holder
  9. WE DON'T NEED NO WATER LET THE MUTHA FUGGA BURN!!! BURN MUTHA FUGGA!! BURN!! Hey bro so we are spazzes so what!!!! We are the GREATEST bunch of spazzes that I know Actually we are the only group of spazzes I know. Sad but true "when I die, I want to go like my grandfather while im sleeping, not like the passengers riding in the car with me Swoopster A.S.S. #6 Future T.S.S holder
  10. spaz spaz spaz spaz spaz spaz spaz spaz spaz spaz spaz Spaz Spaz Spaz Spaz Spaz Spaz SPaz SPaz SPaz SPaz SPaz SPaz SPaz SPAz SPAz SPAz SPAz SPAz SPAz SPAz SPAz SPAz SPAz SPAZ SPAZ SPAZ SPAZ SPAZ SPAZ SPAZ SPAZ!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! "when I die, I want to go like my grandfather while im sleeping, not like the passengers riding in the car with me Swoopster A.S.S. #6 Future T.S.S holder
  11. We wouldnt expect anything less from you buddy!!!!!!!! "when I die, I want to go like my grandfather while im sleeping, not like the passengers riding in the car with me Swoopster A.S.S. #6 Future T.S.S holder
  12. Mike, once again you are as full of shit as a christmas turkey my friend. There is absolutley nothing mature about any skydiver in this forum who is posting to this thread. We are all a bunch of adrenaline thriving, alcohol guzzling, trouble making, creeper racing idiots. We all just have nice high profile jobs to cover our foolishness
  13. Can I be of assistance? "when I die, I want to go like my grandfather while im sleeping, not like the passengers riding in the car with me Swoopster A.S.S. #6 Future T.S.S holder
  14. i won't You are gonna get me in trouble. I can already see it.
  15. Dont forget the swoopmeister "when I die, I want to go like my grandfather while im sleeping, not like the passengers riding in the car with me Swoopster A.S.S. #6 Future T.S.S holder
  16. Allright its about time that texas mike came out and stayed a while. Congrats on your job bro and look forward to many more sjydives and cold beers with you "when I die, I want to go like my grandfather while im sleeping, not like the passengers riding in the car with me Swoopster A.S.S. #6 Future T.S.S holder
  17. Besides, you know how rowdy drunk skydiving chickies get bro. I wouldnt make it out of there alive LMAO. But you know now that I think about that for a minute. WHAT A WAY TO DIE "when I die, I want to go like my grandfather while im sleeping, not like the passengers riding in the car with me Swoopster A.S.S. #6 Future T.S.S holder
  18. Yah they wont know what hit em when I come out strutting my stuff, nothing on but a smile. Well a smile and my stetson that is of course "when I die, I want to go like my grandfather while im sleeping, not like the passengers riding in the car with me Swoopster A.S.S. #6 Future T.S.S holder
  19. I dunno just not in the mood to be honest "when I die, I want to go like my grandfather while im sleeping, not like the passengers riding in the car with me Swoopster A.S.S. #6 Future T.S.S holder
  20. Call the dz and see if anyone lives close to where you are staying. Ask for a ride I am sure someone will accomadate "when I die, I want to go like my grandfather while im sleeping, not like the passengers riding in the car with me Swoopster A.S.S. #6 Future T.S.S holder
  21. whats sad is that I am feeling quite well actually, just dont wanna go jump!!!! Whata pathetic loser I am. Its no wonder that I will die a old lonely single hermit LMAO "when I die, I want to go like my grandfather while im sleeping, not like the passengers riding in the car with me Swoopster A.S.S. #6 Future T.S.S holder
  22. Caddyshack, another good movie "when I die, I want to go like my grandfather while im sleeping, not like the passengers riding in the car with me Swoopster A.S.S. #6 Future T.S.S holder
  23. Her I am sitting in my house looking at this stupid computer screen, when it is at this time 1. 84 degrees outside 2. absolutely no wind 3. not a cloud in the sky 4. cold beer waiting in the fridge at the D.Z I must be retarded. Of all the things I have lost, I miss my mind the most OZZY OSBOURNE "when I die, I want to go like my grandfather while im sleeping, not like the passengers riding in the car with me Swoopster A.S.S. #6 Future T.S.S holder
  24. HE he he Happy Gilmore, love that movie