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OMG lizzie, I would have never expected such from you "when I die, I want to go like my grandfather while im sleeping, not like the passengers riding in the car with me Swoopster A.S.S. #6 Future T.S.S holder

Double crown and cokes. An oldie but another goodie is also harvey wallbangers. Kinda like a screwdriver but not really. Make any sense yet? Swoopster "when I die, I want to go like my grandfather while im sleeping, not like the passengers riding in the car with me Swoopster A.S.S. #6 Future T.S.S holder

Congrats on your 700th chopster, sorry to hear that tim smoked your ass bro. But oh well, all is fair in swoops and docks eh? Anyways, get out to hollister sunday bro, gonna be doing my 1000th out here and would lie to see everyone.Some serious BBQ and brewskies saturday night as well. Swoopster "when I die, I want to go like my grandfather while im sleeping, not like the passengers riding in the car with me Swoopster A.S.S. #6 Future T.S.S holder

Yup, gotta love those dmv f&^%$ers. think dmv should somehow figure out how to speed there service up and work on how to more efficiently help motorists. I dont know what dmv you went to but it sems like here that you have to fight off the ornamentals and the arabic cabbies to even get a spot in line. Wait 2 hours and you might get a little help(very little). The smog thing really sucks, thats why I bought a diesel. Its the only vehicle that is 50 states emmision test free. Oh the tree huggers really hate those man!!!!!!!!! Swoop "when I die, I want to go like my grandfather while im sleeping, not like the passengers riding in the car with me Swoopster A.S.S. #6 Future T.S.S holder

I guess basically what I was getting at was The Almighty King of Confusion Swoopster "when I die, I want to go like my grandfather while im sleeping, not like the passengers riding in the car with me Swoopster A.S.S. #6 Future T.S.S holder

Well I see the massage gig is already claimed. Is there a slot for an ex drunk who wants to be drunk but cant be drunk cause he quit being a drunk? (swoopyswoop) "when I die, I want to go like my grandfather while im sleeping, not like the passengers riding in the car with me Swoopster A.S.S. #6 Future T.S.S holder

BOTTOM!!!!!!!!!! hot band out of n.y. Check them out "when I die, I want to go like my grandfather while im sleeping, not like the passengers riding in the car with me Swoopster A.S.S. #6 Future T.S.S holder

What's the difference? And why does Texas get their own rules? Because we are our own country!!!!!!!!!! "when I die, I want to go like my grandfather while im sleeping, not like the passengers riding in the car with me Swoopster A.S.S. #6 Future T.S.S holder

Yes I have to agree, its the great state of TEXAS!!! "when I die, I want to go like my grandfather while im sleeping, not like the passengers riding in the car with me Swoopster A.S.S. #6 Future T.S.S holder

Jesus EVEN IF I HAD, why in gods name would I want to tell someone silent or not? Man besides, I cant ge laid in a morgue right now, I am in a slump. LMAO No bro I am not packed, I am looking at a new rig man, keith was telling me about it. 265 fox brand new container "when I die, I want to go like my grandfather while im sleeping, not like the passengers riding in the car with me Swoopster A.S.S. #6 Future T.S.S holder

No shit pop!!!!!!!!!!!! I was wondering the same thing myself. Answer honestly????? How in the hell can you answer a question like that honestly LMAO Swoopster Yah buddy I will pick ya up man Swoopster Why even pose a question like that in these forums? Swoopy....wanna give me a ride from the airport? I'll buy you a beer.

Yah bro, if andy or tim cant give ya a ride bro give me a shout and I will head to sfo to pick you up bro. Should have flown into san jose buddy, I can throw a rock and hit the airport from here LMAO Swoopster "when I die, I want to go like my grandfather while im sleeping, not like the passengers riding in the car with me Swoopster A.S.S. #6 Future T.S.S holder

No shit pop!!!!!!!!!!!! I was wondering the same thing myself. Answer honestly????? How in the hell can you answer a question like that honestly LMAO Swoopster "when I die, I want to go like my grandfather while im sleeping, not like the passengers riding in the car with me Swoopster A.S.S. #6 Future T.S.S holder

Uh huh... and men NEVER lie.... Ever heard of AOL inches???? False advertising really really sucks..... Amazon You know speaking of, I find it rather funny when I am in a chatroom, to just sit aside and watch all the "BULLSHIT" that men post in the rooms. I guess they just dont have any sort of life what so ever and they expect the ladys to just drop to there knees for them. Geeeeeeezzzz, how pathetic can you get. HOWEVER, I guess if I really had 13+, I would be rather proud of it myself LMAO. Its a sad sad pathetic day when a man has no other option except to go into a chatroom and try to impresss the ladys with a bunch of bullcrap and a "my shit dont stink" attitude. Thank god we skydive and keep this to a minimum LMAO Swoopster "when I die, I want to go like my grandfather while im sleeping, not like the passengers riding in the car with me Swoopster A.S.S. #6 Future T.S.S holder

Dude chopster, you missed it bro. I didnt know what to do, high five him or give him a clean pair of shorts Swoop "when I die, I want to go like my grandfather while im sleeping, not like the passengers riding in the car with me Swoopster A.S.S. #6 Future T.S.S holder

Just in case anyone who wasnt there didnt know. Sebazz finally grew a huge set of brass balls sunday on the final load and did a real mans swoop on his new xaos-27. Watching gingerly from the ground one would assume with his approach and his pattern he was gonna do a quick 90 back into a 270 for a nice upwind everyday ordinary 100 foot swoop. OHHHHHHHHHHH NOOOOOOOOOOO, Mr Sebazz contrary to belief cranked a very fast 360 and continued to hammer out another 180 building some major mundo speed by the look of his eyes that were peeled into the back of his head. Releasing his turn and continuing to show his brute strength by pulling both front risers dwon for another good 200 feet he released and the canopy planed out and started what was to be a good 80 to 85 yard swoop. I didnt measure yet but I will because I am still in disbelief myself. SEBAZZ, Heres to you brother, Downwinds I used to believe were only for the insane, know I know the truth"THEY ARE" Happy birthday buddy Swoop "when I die, I want to go like my grandfather while im sleeping, not like the passengers riding in the car with me Swoopster A.S.S. #6 Future T.S.S holder

Happy birthday sebbbbbbbbbyyyyyy "when I die, I want to go like my grandfather while im sleeping, not like the passengers riding in the car with me Swoopster A.S.S. #6 Future T.S.S holder

LMAO a float in the pride parade. ROFLMMFAO Andy bro, you never cease to amaze me. Just when I think you cant come up with another, you do "when I die, I want to go like my grandfather while im sleeping, not like the passengers riding in the car with me Swoopster A.S.S. #6 Future T.S.S holder

I just wanted you guys to know that I have been off all day and have a 4 day weekend "when I die, I want to go like my grandfather while im sleeping, not like the passengers riding in the car with me Swoopster A.S.S. #6 Future T.S.S holder

Learn to pack "when I die, I want to go like my grandfather while im sleeping, not like the passengers riding in the car with me Swoopster A.S.S. #6 Future T.S.S holder

No comment needed... Jesus mike, I told you about that kinda behavior in public bro Scotty "when I die, I want to go like my grandfather while im sleeping, not like the passengers riding in the car with me Swoopster A.S.S. #6 Future T.S.S holder

Ummmmmmmmmmmm, that was supposed to be our little secret bro. Thanks a lot, now the cats out of the bag, amongst other things that is wink wink "when I die, I want to go like my grandfather while im sleeping, not like the passengers riding in the car with me Swoopster A.S.S. #6 Future T.S.S holder

Believe it or not, one of my alltime favorite movies now, but scared the hell out of me when I was a kid, was Willie Wonka and the chocolate factory. Not real sure why but it rocks now "when I die, I want to go like my grandfather while im sleeping, not like the passengers riding in the car with me Swoopster A.S.S. #6 Future T.S.S holder

Very nice, glad to hear you had a good time. Its really cool to hook up with you friends from time to time "when I die, I want to go like my grandfather while im sleeping, not like the passengers riding in the car with me Swoopster A.S.S. #6 Future T.S.S holder

I am okay how are you? Did you have a good weekend? "when I die, I want to go like my grandfather while im sleeping, not like the passengers riding in the car with me Swoopster A.S.S. #6 Future T.S.S holder