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  1. crapflinger2000
    It was just one of those random skiing-machete accidents that happen sometimes. __________________________________________________ What would Vic Mackey do?
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    Have you ever forgotten to set your brakes? If not, keep using the kill-line, because after awhile, it becomes as automatic and ingrained as that. Of course, there are those that argue that "auto-pilot packing" is dangerous (I am one of them) but I think your fear of a pilot chute in tow will keep you safe. I have been jumping a kill line for like 2000+ jumps and still check the window and do inflation tests before packing it up, etc. etc. It's worth the stress if your canopy needs one. __________________________________________________ What would Vic Mackey do?
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    I have posted this before but what the hell... Have personally observed two -Ms, jumped well within placard limits, with blown center cell ribs after ONE jump. Can't recall if these were both terminal deployments (I think they were but it should not matter). Spoke to the rigger taking care of the gear and Precision swore up and down it was not their problem... Precision = CRAP in my opinion. Customer service has gone to shit. These guys suck. I have some first hand experience with Precision as a rigger, and was similarly unimpressed. When you send them a reserve that has a major built in turn, and they "fix" it by trimming the As and Bs 1" to 1.5" shorter on one side.... ughhh __________________________________________________ What would Vic Mackey do?
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    That Ministry's Greatest Hits CD has a cool live version of So What.... __________________________________________________ What would Vic Mackey do?
  5. crapflinger2000
    I fork OK, at least when I am back in practice. When I am out of practice, I am more of a sporker... __________________________________________________ What would Vic Mackey do?
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    Oh yeah.... Actually I just fell asleep sitting on it (lid down - pants up)... It was just so comfy and quiet in there.... __________________________________________________ What would Vic Mackey do?
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    I am staying away from this one. __________________________________________________ What would Vic Mackey do?
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    Sigh........ Yes.... it is a sad trait of mine. My dry heaves are not a pretty sight. The only thing worse than the sight of me is the sound of me at this stage. It's only happened a couple times, but they have been doozies. Last time (Meg's Oakland A's party) I was hanging out Seb's BMW going over the Dumbarton... people in other cars laughing their asses off. Not one of my finer moments.... continued to completion on Sebs lawn... and elsewhere as well... I drink so rarely, I guess I feel like I have to make the most of it.... __________________________________________________ What would Vic Mackey do?
  9. crapflinger2000
    The more coffee I drink, the uglier you become. __________________________________________________ What would Vic Mackey do?
  10. crapflinger2000
    Seeeeee?!?!?! It's fricken hideous!!! The injury is not too good looking either! __________________________________________________ What would Vic Mackey do?
  11. crapflinger2000
    The only thing that saved you from my wrath is that I am sure I have done many similarly dicky things in my time. At least I am not sleeping with my girlfriend's stripper's mom's aunt. __________________________________________________ What would Vic Mackey do?
  12. crapflinger2000
    yeah, the nips on those things could kill a brother __________________________________________________ What would Vic Mackey do?
  13. crapflinger2000
    whatever, go surf you hippie __________________________________________________ What would Vic Mackey do?
  14. crapflinger2000
    So I am at work with a scab on my forehead from him whacking me full force in the head with an 2 foot inflatable beer bottle. Heineken before anyone asks. I guess I am an easy bleeder... I am telling all my co-workers it was just a minor skydiving incident. "oooh, aaahhhh, wow, hardcore man!" I never really realized how much of an element of "Jackass" there is at the DZ once the planes are put away. __________________________________________________ What would Vic Mackey do?
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    Yeah... Still wanna buy me a .40 Glock, though... __________________________________________________ What would Vic Mackey do?
  16. crapflinger2000
    Actually I agree... when I was 6 a group of bullies shoved a squirrel up my ass. Now when I handle a gun, I get the insatiable urge to find a squirrel and shove it up my ass. Weird, huh? __________________________________________________ What would Vic Mackey do?
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    no no no! MY clicky was a repost I am sure... you are free and clear. sleep well tonight! __________________________________________________ What would Vic Mackey do?
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    repost, but I do not give a ratt's butt. Important information about the moon. http://www.rathergood.com/moon_song/ __________________________________________________ What would Vic Mackey do?
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    Damn you all!!! Leave my avatar out of it. A real picture of me would just dash a lot of hopes to the ground, I am sure. OK, that last sentence was a great big underhand lob... you people better bash it out of the park.... __________________________________________________ What would Vic Mackey do?
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    Look... this movie will cause anti-semitism among stupid shits who have no concept of a little thing called "passage of time" and some jesus freaks, who are... well.... freaks! You can't fault a movie for how it affects freaks and stupid shits... I do not hate all "krauts" for the Holocaust, nor do I hate all the "Nips" for Pearl Harbor or Bataan, nor do I hate all the "gooks" for whalloping our ass a few years back, nor do I (to get to something I actually may give a crap about) hate all the "russkies" that essentially still occupy my dad's home country. Movies have been made about all of the above (except the last one) and yes, some stupid shits and freaks may have gotten a little uppity, but fuck it... that is life. Better a little carnage than our free speech rights get impinged upon... __________________________________________________ What would Vic Mackey do?
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    FUCK OFF AND DIE I AM NOT AN ACCOUNTANT ANYMORE!!!!! GAWDAMNIT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! __________________________________________________ What would Vic Mackey do?
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    Sorry, no can do... workin workin workin, blablabla __________________________________________________ What would Vic Mackey do?
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    "It seems to me that she already had equal rights. She lived with the lover of her choice. She has adopted kids. She had everything that married heterosexual couples have. Except that now she stands to lose half of her fortune during a divorce. So I think she had a superior arrangement before, and has actually lost some rights with this grandstanding move." WOW. That has got to be one of the worst attempts at rationalization I have ever heard. __________________________________________________ What would Vic Mackey do?
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    Even though I think Rosie is a big weirdo... good for her, and congrats. Of course if you ask my mom pretty soon cats will be marrying dogs as a result of this and marriage as an institution is going to come crashing down. Oh well. __________________________________________________ What would Vic Mackey do?
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    Spin Dance.... ughhhh Another greatest hit. Me standing in one spot while H-bong freaks the funk around me... even drunk off my ass I was embarrassed as hell by my suckiness... __________________________________________________ What would Vic Mackey do?