harro

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  1. You could keep him jail for the rest of his life but you will be paying for him in your taxes. If he goes to the chamber, then I think he gets off easy. Maybe dragging him around by his testicles with a tow truck and then leaving him to the mercy of the family may work My 10 cents, 2 cents for free Jumpy Jumpy??
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    Dancing Bush

    NIce one matey. Funny as![ Jumpy Jumpy??
  3. I hate being behind a firewall Jumpy Jumpy??
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    IT funny

    I had visions of this person writing on her monitor : "Click, click... " too funny
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    Gear Check?

    someone needs a monkey stomping!!! Jumpy Jumpy??
  6. damm forgot to attach them. Im at work now so I'll have attach later. You know what I mean thou right. You know the male/female sorta stick figures ?? Jumpy Jumpy??
  7. Really sorry for bumping this back upt ot the top but I need some help with this project. Can anyone help ???? Jumpy Jumpy??
  8. Hey there all, I need some help with a shirt design Im creating. Im am after a cartoon drawing showing different sex positions ( now stick with me here ! ). I need them in the cartoon style like those toilet signs ( attached below ) . If someone could point me in the right direction or could draw them for me then I would gladly send them one of the shirts when its created. Reply to this post or e-mail me at paul@bloomoo.biz Bloo skies Jumpy Jumpy??
  9. Im off to have my weekend guys.... enjoy your Thursday, stay safe and I'll catch ya's on Monday!! Your sunday!!
  10. Sorry for such a depressing question... must be in just that frame of mind today. Working on a IT helpdesk does that to you!!!! There are to many ID 10 T errors to deal with
  11. Granted, The only thing I would change would be when I started skydiving. But if you could go back with the knowledge you had now ???? Jumpy Jumpy??
  12. I spent most of my inheritence too.... had a ball doing it but i could of started jumping sooner Jumpy Jumpy??
  13. How would you change your life if you had the chance ?? Myself, I would go back to age 18 and start skydiving sooner. What would you do ?
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    Thursday Funnies

    Top 8 Morons of 2002 1. WILL THE REAL DUMMY PLEASE STAND UP? AT&T fired President John Walter after nine months, saying he lacked intellectual leadership. He received a $26 million severance package. Perhaps it's not Walter who's lacking intelligence. 2. WITH A LITTLE HELP FROM OUR FRIENDS: Police in Oakland, California spent two hours attempting to subdue a gunman who had barricaded himself inside his home. After firing ten tear gas canisters, officers discovered that the man was standing beside them in the police line, shouting, "Please come out and give yourself up." 3. WHAT WAS PLAN B??? An Illinois man, pretending to have a gun, kidnapped a motorist and forced him to drive to two different automated teller machines, wherein the kidnapper proceeded to withdraw money from his own bank accounts. 4. THE GETAWAY! A man walked into a Topeka, Kansas Kwik Stop, and asked for all the money in the cash drawer. Apparently, the take was too small, so he tied up the store clerk and worked the counter himself for three hours until police showed up and grabbed him. 5. DID I SAY THAT??? Police in Los Angeles had good luck with a robbery suspect who just couldn't control himself during a lineup. When detectives asked each man in the lineup to repeat the words: "Give me all your money or I'll shoot," the man shouted, "That's not what I said!" 6. ARE WE COMMUNICATING?? A man spoke frantically into the phone, "My wife is pregnant and her contractions are only two minutes apart!" "Is this her first child?" the doctor asked. "No!" the man shouted, "This is her husband!" 7. NOT THE SHARPEST TOOL IN THE SHED!! In Modesto, California, Steven Richard King was arrested for trying to hold up a Bank of America branch without a weapon. King used a thumb and a finger to simulate a gun, but unfortunately, he failed to keep his hand in his pocket. (Hellllllooooooo!) 8. THE GRAND FINALE (I love this one!!!) Last summer, down on Lake Isabella, located in the high desert, an hour east of Bakersfield, California, some folks, new to boating, were having a problem. No matter how hard they tried, they couldn't get their brand new 22 ft. boat going. It was very sluggish in almost every maneuver, no matter how much power was applied. After about an hour of trying to make it go, they putted to a nearby marina, thinking someone there could tell them what was wrong. A thorough topside check revealed everything in perfect working condition. The engine ran fine, the out drive went up and down, and the prop was the correct size and pitch. So, one of the marina guys jumped in the water to check underneath. He came up choking on water, he was laughing so hard. NOW REMEMBER... THIS IS TRUE ... Under the boat, still strapped securely in place, was the trailer. Jumpy Jumpy??
  15. In Australia I remember the rules we were told during AFF : 1000 ft to 2000 go to reserve 2000 and above go to main Jumpy Jumpy??
  16. Have you tried to get someone to film you dump ????? This might clear some issues up with body position and how its opening.
  17. My state in Australia has de-criminalised it a couple of years ago. Gotta love Canberra !!!
  18. I work in IT support as well but why would you want to change. You just have to search and find the right country that pays. United Arab Emerites pay top dollar for IT professionals and if you are good at a sport they generally support that. Mate of mine went over there and earnt over 120K for Network managment. Dont be so hasty to change untill you have gone through your options
  19. I hate being behind a firewall. Cant get in to see it Jumpy Jumpy??