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  1. check the Daily Mail today. Page 33. theres a suprisingly non damning report. They are all claiming it was a freak gust of wind, but if you read it, it sounds more like a low turn... Phoenix Fly - High performance wingsuits for skydiving and BASE Performance Designs - Simply brilliant canopies
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    tea..??

    phew..! finally people who know what real tea is..
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    tea..??

    thats because i was asking about real tea.. the stuff that comes in a mug.. hmmmmmmmm a nice big mug of tea...
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    tea..??

    i will buy anyone who comes to the UK as much tea as they can drink
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    Me and my baby!

    sucha cutie, you must be very proud
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    My bed broke

    Yeah, but if i use 'em, i'll have to take my kitchen table apart.
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    tea..??

    nooooooo not earl grey...!! i mean real tea Phoenix Fly - High performance wingsuits for skydiving and BASE Performance Designs - Simply brilliant canopies
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    tea..??

    ahhh yes herbal... i meant more like british tea. yer bog standard stuff. often referred to as english breakfast. the only good stuff is PG tho, or tetley at a push... Phoenix Fly - High performance wingsuits for skydiving and BASE Performance Designs - Simply brilliant canopies
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    tea..??

    as this is mainly an american board... i was speaking with an american the other day who was only just getting into tea. He said he wanted it british, with milk. I love tea. But it has to be PG with a good helping of cow juice. any of you guys drink it? if so, what, and how do you take it? Phoenix Fly - High performance wingsuits for skydiving and BASE Performance Designs - Simply brilliant canopies
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    Not sleeping

    i've had it once... and it scared the shit out of me... Phoenix Fly - High performance wingsuits for skydiving and BASE Performance Designs - Simply brilliant canopies
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    My bed broke

    sounds like kinky bed breaking sex... Phoenix Fly - High performance wingsuits for skydiving and BASE Performance Designs - Simply brilliant canopies
  12. which DZ looks like iraq?? Phoenix Fly - High performance wingsuits for skydiving and BASE Performance Designs - Simply brilliant canopies
  13. aight, so other than pot, blow, draw, the black, the shit, da bomb, sweet mary, hash, cannabis, gear, da green, purple, coumbian, weed, smokey, sleeper, herb... are there any other names people should look out for...? now, does buy class A drugs habsolutely garuntee dat it is good shit? ow many e's can you safely take hin one night? cos me mate dave reckons 'e 'ad 64. he said 'e 'ad some problems wiv sleeping, but da next day peeps said 'e aint never driven to 94 to egham dat well... Phoenix Fly - High performance wingsuits for skydiving and BASE Performance Designs - Simply brilliant canopies
  14. a duck phoned down to room service and ordered a condom. when the guy brought it up he asked the duck if he would like it put on his bill, to which the duck replied "what kind of pervert do you take me for?" Phoenix Fly - High performance wingsuits for skydiving and BASE Performance Designs - Simply brilliant canopies
  15. you'll go blind... just think of the kittens.. wont somebody please think of the kittens..!! Phoenix Fly - High performance wingsuits for skydiving and BASE Performance Designs - Simply brilliant canopies
  16. 127.4:0:1 127.4 miles journey to the DZ, only to find really crappy weather. no jumps because of the crappy weather. 1 case owed for the new DZ. Phoenix Fly - High performance wingsuits for skydiving and BASE Performance Designs - Simply brilliant canopies
  17. ok, dere is one bruvva, one honky.. and.. what da fuck is dat? a spannish?? sir, you cant say honky. why is dat it's a racial slur.. you cant say it over the radio... aiight, but is you not honky, honky, hung like a donky? that may be... Phoenix Fly - High performance wingsuits for skydiving and BASE Performance Designs - Simply brilliant canopies
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    WTF???

    agreed. with regards to the two incidents in the UK, when you say uncomfirmed do you mean the one at hinton? i was there a day after it happend, apparantly he was a S/L and it HAD opened. Phoenix Fly - High performance wingsuits for skydiving and BASE Performance Designs - Simply brilliant canopies
  19. westside..! Phoenix Fly - High performance wingsuits for skydiving and BASE Performance Designs - Simply brilliant canopies
  20. Bo selecta...! Aight, now ear dis. I is just wondering if any of yous people ever get nuff respect and watch ma main man, da ali G? 'E as just dun a series from da USaiiiiiiiii, me heard it wasn't gunna be shown over dere? it is well funny innit. if you dont know who he is, the poor impression will make no sense. I appologise in advance.
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    stupid UK

    well the skies look quite nice today, but judging by the garden furniture being blown across the garden, maybe i wont head to the DZ... lol Definately time to move to the states.... Phoenix Fly - High performance wingsuits for skydiving and BASE Performance Designs - Simply brilliant canopies
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    Thong Poll

    you better not be posting pics of your ass again... Phoenix Fly - High performance wingsuits for skydiving and BASE Performance Designs - Simply brilliant canopies