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And the Country Made a MOckery of Florida's Voting issue. At least in Florida it was an issue of people not reading and paying attention to detail. I Honestly do not follow politics though so don't chop e up too bad. Laters, KRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! The REAL KRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMER! "HESITATION CAUSES DEATH!!!" "Be Slow to Fall into Friendship; but when Thou Art in, Continue Firm & Constant." - SOCRATES
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Hey there Skybytch. Glad to hear you made it safe. How long did it take you? No we did not have video but those of us on the dive do not have anything to prove. The little woman worked hard and deserves the credit. the three of us were very impressed with the dive. As a matter of fact we all looked at the alti's b/c we figured we had to be getting low. That is how smooth the dive went. Just remember where the cig butts go!
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NO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Just b/c no-one wanted to work with you on flying skills and you went to the dark side. This girlie has excekent potential. She like SunnyDee123 wants to be well rounded. How is your weekend? It is awesome here. Laters, KRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! The REAL KRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMER! "HESITATION CAUSES DEATH!!!" "Be Slow to Fall into Friendship; but when Thou Art in, Continue Firm & Constant." - SOCRATES
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Once again I have to shout out an accomplishment of a new individual in the sport. On Saturday September 13 SkydiveNFlorida(Angela) did a 16-Point 4-Way with only 29 Jumps. We went out on a 4-Way that went bust and the little lady was discouraged. I was able to convice her to give it one more try and erveything went beautiful. The exit came off clean and the smile was on! You have never seen someone smile so much. That dive changed her whole attitude and made her day. It also had me very happy for her. This young woman has some definite potential. I hope I get to watch her grow into the sport. Allrighty everyone. Let's give this young lady some attention for a job well done.
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HAPPY B-DAY MASTER MONKEY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! He must have partied hard there little woman b/c he did not sound healthy when I called. Yes I have DSL now so I stay signed on. See Ya'll Soon!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! The REAL KRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMER! "HESITATION CAUSES DEATH!!!" "Be Slow to Fall into Friendship; but when Thou Art in, Continue Firm & Constant." - SOCRATES
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I sorry Sunny. You know I Love Ya. You are invited on any road trips. I just meant you were more responsible than I. Too bad you couldn't come over and jump with Angie. We could all have a blast. I am sure I will see you soon.
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Were you drinking Blue Stuff at the time? You say walking are you sure you were not stumbling? Exaclty how do you just walk by a toilet and drop something in it? That sounds like a neat trick. Especially for a woman b/c you have to open the stall first. Hmmmmmmmmmmmm. PLease Explain. I would really like to hear this one. Laters, KRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! The REAL KRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMER! "HESITATION CAUSES DEATH!!!" "Be Slow to Fall into Friendship; but when Thou Art in, Continue Firm & Constant." - SOCRATES
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Uh HUH!!! I see how it is. You keep promising to come visit but don't. MEANIE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I hope you have a good time. Be Safe!!!
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LOL No it is Sunny's Job to keep me in-line as well!!!! Laters, KRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! The REAL KRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMER! "HESITATION CAUSES DEATH!!!" "Be Slow to Fall into Friendship; but when Thou Art in, Continue Firm & Constant." - SOCRATES
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No there big guy. I am not trying to prove anything. Just makeing a statement of fact which applies to a majority of the male population.
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HARD OPENINGS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
jmpnkramer replied to jmpnkramer's topic in General Skydiving Discussions
Well you are just learning to pack. It is better to have a really long snivel and cut it away then to me KAPOW'D!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! -
Very Nice!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! POf course you would never see a commercial like that here. OMG!!!!!!!! it would be like the end of the world!!!!!!!!!! all of the animal activist would be all over it. Laters, KRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMER!!!!!!!!!!!!! The REAL KRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMER! "HESITATION CAUSES DEATH!!!" "Be Slow to Fall into Friendship; but when Thou Art in, Continue Firm & Constant." - SOCRATES
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Are you getting to be an old fuddy duddy there Mouth? No Blue Stuff, No Hurricanes! I mean How are you going to have fun? Mouth no more fun!!!!!!!!!! Laters, KRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMER!!!!!!!!!!! The REAL KRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMER! "HESITATION CAUSES DEATH!!!" "Be Slow to Fall into Friendship; but when Thou Art in, Continue Firm & Constant." - SOCRATES
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Yeah What she Said!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I know Denise is probably the most resonsible. When we went to Raeford she was in bed early every night as I wathced the Sunrise with drink in hand. Laters, KRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMER!!!!!!!!!!!!!! The REAL KRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMER! "HESITATION CAUSES DEATH!!!" "Be Slow to Fall into Friendship; but when Thou Art in, Continue Firm & Constant." - SOCRATES
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That is the lesson you learn about attaching things to your belt or pants. It could have been worse. One time I was utilizing the toilet while at Dril and my room key went into the toilet. I had to do the dreaded reach for it. My bud was giving me shit about never shaking my hand again so I used my left hand. Even when it is your own it is disgusting. YUK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! At least everyone thought it was funny and all they will do is give you shit. It lightened up the day in the office.
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NIOCE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! LOL. The reason women need those things though is b/c most of you morons will not take the time to learn about a woman's body to keep her satisfied. LATERS, KRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! The REAL KRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMER! "HESITATION CAUSES DEATH!!!" "Be Slow to Fall into Friendship; but when Thou Art in, Continue Firm & Constant." - SOCRATES
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I Gave you the remedie bud. Did you not follow my advice? Get well soon! Great that you are full of pep there Sunshine.
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YEAH RIGHT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Well I am not in an evacuation area there little woman. You can bring the "Kids" I trust you to keep the place neat.
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HARD OPENINGS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
jmpnkramer replied to jmpnkramer's topic in General Skydiving Discussions
I have been hearing of too many people having hard openings. I was just wondering if ya'll are packing these hard opening yourself or what the case is? Here are a few from the form in recent weeks who have had hard opening and the result. LadySkydiver: Hard opening. Result VanillaSkyGirl: Hard Opening. Result- Larry: Hard Opening. Result All I am wondering is are ya'll packing for yourselves? If so are you positive that you are doing it exactly the same every time? I am not tooting my own hor but I have packed for myself since coming off student status. I ahve not had a hard opening since 95. That was right after I bought my first rig and was not very good at packing. I was just curious. If you are not packing for yourself I suggest either start or get a new packer. These are some seriously hard openings. One's that could possibly hurt you seriously or even worse take you out. I look forward to the comments. Thank you. Blue Skies & Softer Openings, Keith(KRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! The REAL KRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMER! "HESITATION CAUSES DEATH!!!" "Be Slow to Fall into Friendship; but when Thou Art in, Continue Firm & Constant." - SOCRATES -
C'mon now. I guess ya'll were two perfect angels as children and never did anything bad. They are kids and they are just having fun. Lighten up. They think it is funny and the reason is because they have not come to realize how rude some of the things are. Now when little johhny is trying to act like a gangster I do not agree with that. But if all your concerned with is the bus as some young'n flicking you the bird you need to take a deep breath and REEEEEEEEEELAX!!!!!!!!!!!
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I am sure you can get help there Girlie but if the beast commeth I would be more than happy to come down there and help you with the house. I know it is far away but you know there is a sofa bed at my place if you need to crash. Keep me posted and I will watch the storm as well. Stay Safe, KRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! The REAL KRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMER! "HESITATION CAUSES DEATH!!!" "Be Slow to Fall into Friendship; but when Thou Art in, Continue Firm & Constant." - SOCRATES
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I do not find it odd. What actually constitutes your home state? I was born in another state but claim Florida as my home state. Once again I guess I have never moved because I was in the military and never gave up my Florida Residency. You sure could have fooled me though because there Damn sure was no Fairy that moved my shit from installation to installation. Is your friend on this forum? If not please let them look at this. I want that fairy to move my shit! Anyway, As I said I do not find it odd. I mean honestly I doubt I would ever leave Florida. There are many people I went to H.S. with who have not left the state. If you like where you are and things are good why would you leave? Vacations are meant for those places you want to see. I believ it is your friend who is strange in their belief. Hmmmmmmmmmmmm.
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I have had this happen more than once. Unfortunately I have banged my skull more than a few times with all the different things I like to do. I can totally relate with the symptoms. As matter of fact I still get frequent headaches(Migraines is what most would call them) but my pain tolerance is pretty high. I will admit though that the pain is so intense that it makes my eyes water. I guess this only stands to reason as I have had more concussions than Steve Young or Troy Aikemen. The really bad thing is that once you have one they can come more frequently from ther head being banged. I had Six from 98' to 99'. Definitely not a good couple of years for me. I have definitely noticed issues with concentration. I am trying to finish my Accounting Degree but the brain does not want to co-operate. I have a hard time remembering the topics on tests. I cannot sit and study for long periods of time. It is really frustrating. I guess for me it is the price I have to pay for being so wild and taking the chances that I do. One thing is for sure I am definitely having fun before I bump the noggin. I wish I could give you some good advice but unfortunately I cannot. Just get some rest and try not to do too much is about all I can say. Definitely do not Jump!!! I have done it and got lucky. It is similiar to Hypoxia & Hypothermia in that you are not positive it is happening to you. I hope this helps a little. Take it Easy, KRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMER!!!!!!!!!!! The REAL KRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMER! "HESITATION CAUSES DEATH!!!" "Be Slow to Fall into Friendship; but when Thou Art in, Continue Firm & Constant." - SOCRATES
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Yes, I cannot believe the losses in the entertainment world. So many people are passing on unexpectedly these days. I hope everyone remember this and keeps their family very close. Especially the older members of your family. Sometimes when great icons of the American film industry pass on it really hits them. Just make sure you are there to help them through.