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RIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIGHT you expect us to believe that you want to know the name of the song? WHAT>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>EVER!!!!!!!!!!!!! Laters, KRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMER!!!!!!!!!! The REAL KRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMER! "HESITATION CAUSES DEATH!!!" "Be Slow to Fall into Friendship; but when Thou Art in, Continue Firm & Constant." - SOCRATES

Yeah What The Hell Ever!!! Most women cannot even read a map. Maybe his Deer are on roids! Laters, KRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMER!!!!!!!!!!!! The REAL KRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMER! "HESITATION CAUSES DEATH!!!" "Be Slow to Fall into Friendship; but when Thou Art in, Continue Firm & Constant." - SOCRATES

From a military stand point I do not think it is fair because the women who are actually able to do as good as a male still go under the female scoring system. This means that they can achieve maximum in the Physical Fitness Test with minimal effort. The one co-ed leadership school I went to a woman won the Fitness awayrd even though a male excelled as well. If they are going to have two standards then there should be two awards. If you want to play with the Big-Boys then you had better be able to hang with the Big Boys!!!!!!!! Laters, KRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMER!!!!!!!!!!! The REAL KRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMER! "HESITATION CAUSES DEATH!!!" "Be Slow to Fall into Friendship; but when Thou Art in, Continue Firm & Constant." - SOCRATES

You didn't know any better then. You obviously have not lived in Florida long enough. We have no need to jump in that kind of weather. If it is cold now just give it a little bit or a day and the weather will warm up. Laters, KRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMER!!!!!!!!! The REAL KRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMER! "HESITATION CAUSES DEATH!!!" "Be Slow to Fall into Friendship; but when Thou Art in, Continue Firm & Constant." - SOCRATES

I just do a hand stand! Laters, KRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMER!!!!!!!!!!!!!! The REAL KRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMER! "HESITATION CAUSES DEATH!!!" "Be Slow to Fall into Friendship; but when Thou Art in, Continue Firm & Constant." - SOCRATES

No sympathy b/c I was in Wisconsin! I purposely got up and ran in sub zero on the ground. What do you expect ya goof? Tha last thing you do with Ice on the ground is go High Alti! *** I was more hungover than I've been in yearsQuote You were hung over to boot. You not a very smart man now are ya? Laters, KRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMER!!!!!!!!!!!!! The REAL KRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMER! "HESITATION CAUSES DEATH!!!" "Be Slow to Fall into Friendship; but when Thou Art in, Continue Firm & Constant." - SOCRATES

Yeah RIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIGHT. Until you get to altitude and have to jump or make the jump and realize just how cold it gets up there. What is the coldest you have jumped in there Sunny-Dee? Laters, KRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMER!!!!!!!!!!! The REAL KRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMER! "HESITATION CAUSES DEATH!!!" "Be Slow to Fall into Friendship; but when Thou Art in, Continue Firm & Constant." - SOCRATES

Yeah I actually do not go into the Women's thread. I guess I am strange that way. I think all women are just naturally cold. Every woman in the office has their own space heater bought by the company. It is crazy. Krammer Wannabe - Dude our 57 right now would be warm for you. If it gets to the 70's you will probably be running around in shorts while we are all bundled up. We will think you are nuts and vice versa from your perspective. Paige - Exactly there BOOOOOOOOOZE HAAAAAAAAAG! I am not the one complaining. I was giving SkyMAMA a hard time. Laters, KRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMER!!!!!!!!!!!! The REAL KRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMER! "HESITATION CAUSES DEATH!!!" "Be Slow to Fall into Friendship; but when Thou Art in, Continue Firm & Constant." - SOCRATES

Silly Bastard! The real question is are you ready for the KRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Experience the next time you are at the Hill? Laters, KRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMER!!!!!!!!!!!!!! The REAL KRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMER! "HESITATION CAUSES DEATH!!!" "Be Slow to Fall into Friendship; but when Thou Art in, Continue Firm & Constant." - SOCRATES

Now that is a switch! I was stationed at Fort Lewis from the end of 91 to 93. I never saw such miserable weather in my life! Laters, KRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! The REAL KRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMER! "HESITATION CAUSES DEATH!!!" "Be Slow to Fall into Friendship; but when Thou Art in, Continue Firm & Constant." - SOCRATES

Quit your whinning! O.K. so we have a day or two of cold. I do not like it either but look at the forecast. Sun Dec 21 Mostly Sunny 69°/46° 10 % Mon Dec 22 Partly Cloudy 72°/56° 10 % Tue Dec 23 Few Showers 76°/56° 30 % Wed Dec 24 Few Showers 73°/46° 30 % Thu Dec 25 Partly Cloudy 72°/50° 20 % Fri Dec 26 Partly Cloudy 72°/51° 0 % I mean X-Mas it is going to be in the 70's. You'll get over it. It seems to me I remember someone not too happy about being cold last year on a trip up north. Something about hands being too cold. I dunno. Even though this individual almost knocked me out with a snowball! Laters, KRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! The REAL KRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMER! "HESITATION CAUSES DEATH!!!" "Be Slow to Fall into Friendship; but when Thou Art in, Continue Firm & Constant." - SOCRATES

Why Yes it would be. It is ridiculous to let such a young individual get so obese! Laters, KRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMER!!!!!!!!!! The REAL KRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMER! "HESITATION CAUSES DEATH!!!" "Be Slow to Fall into Friendship; but when Thou Art in, Continue Firm & Constant." - SOCRATES

Should only be for the day there young lady. At Z-Hills we give a free jump ticket for people who give blood. They usually do it after they are done jumping for the day and use the free ticket on the following day. The only ill effect I saw was when a girl had given blood. Then she drank a few malt liquor's the same evening. The next day she was on the High Altitude Jump where I was the JM. It was her first High Altitude and asked me to go out with her. No biggie. She seemed fine all the way to altitude and just before we exited. Upon exit she went hypoxic and passed out. Since I had never seen someone passed out in Free-Fall before I was not sure what was wrong with her at first. When I realized it I chased her down and got her stable. We jumped at 22,000' and it took me until 10,000' to catch her. Luckily she came to but then at 5,000' which was the planned break-off and pull for her she looked at me like I was crazy. I almost had to pull for her. When she got on the ground she asked what happened and then did not believe that she had been passed out. She finally believed it though and was very thankful that I was there. It all comes down to your own personal gut feeling. If it does not feel right then don't do it. I am sure you will be fine. Maybe you could change it to tomorrow though and get extra drunk. I believe it takes three days for your body to recoup the blood. I could be wrong. Just ask when give this time. Then you can be more informed.

I did not waste my time arguing with the uninformed individual. I do keep a log book of my jumps it is just not signed. Maybe we are both a little confused in each others post there Conway but when I say this person or refer to "Person" I am talking about the individual who checked us in. They wanted to quote the U.S.P.A. and had no clue as to what they are talking about. Now we goto Andy's Situation: Why was it different for him that day? Obviously Perris does not have a standard by which they train their employee's. Things must be kept consistent. Especially if you are trying to avoid a lawsuit. Now to J.P. : I do not have an issue with doing as they wish. Just don't misquote the U.S.P.A. Either know what you are talking about or don't open your Pie Hole! The individual that checked us in was making false statements. Now if she had said "Perris requires that the logbook be signed." That would have been different. This is the main point I am trying to get across. I do not have an issue with specific Drop Zone Rules. Each has their reason for the way that they do things. To WebRacer: If this is the actual case then agreed. I cannot substantiate that claim because I was only there once. Finally: Here is what it says on the Perris web-page. Therefore if someone wanting to visit the DZ should look at the web-page. If a particular Drop Zone does not have one then a phone call would be in order. I personally have never done this because I have never had an issue in over Ten years of jumping around the U.S. I took this from the Perris web-page as well. In my personal opinion the signed logbook should be reiterated in this section. Laters, KRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMER!!!!!!!!!!!!!! The REAL KRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMER! "HESITATION CAUSES DEATH!!!" "Be Slow to Fall into Friendship; but when Thou Art in, Continue Firm & Constant." - SOCRATES

Thanks for the second on my motion.

That is no excuse. Technically the Beer is not for you to enjoy anyway. It is for those of us who have all payed their respect to the sport by rewarding others on a first accomplishment. Laters, KRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! The REAL KRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMER! "HESITATION CAUSES DEATH!!!" "Be Slow to Fall into Friendship; but when Thou Art in, Continue Firm & Constant." - SOCRATES

I believe Lonnie and his partner went to South Africa for awhile. I could be mistaken but that is what they told me. Never saw the other guy so I cannot help you there. If I see the Canadians at Z-Hills by somechance I will get ya some contact info though. Laters, KRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! The REAL KRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMER! "HESITATION CAUSES DEATH!!!" "Be Slow to Fall into Friendship; but when Thou Art in, Continue Firm & Constant." - SOCRATES

Nobody in Califonia or most of the West Coast gets it Billy. ^3!!!!!! Laters, KRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMER!!!!!!!!!!! The REAL KRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMER! "HESITATION CAUSES DEATH!!!" "Be Slow to Fall into Friendship; but when Thou Art in, Continue Firm & Constant." - SOCRATES

Too many people believe everything they read. Another problem is that people are so sensitive on here. [sniff], [sniff]. It is actually kind of ironic how Skydiving is such an extreme sport and yet people take such offense to many of the things on here. I do not read many threads on here but the ones I do seem to get off the topic at hand and rarely does the individual make a good arguement. As far as Chop Chop is concerned I do not know. As I stated earlier I do not read enough threads to make that determination on an individual. I have only heard of him through the grapevine. Maybe I will catch him the next time he is at Z-Hills. Laters, KRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMER!!!!!!!!!!!! The REAL KRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMER! "HESITATION CAUSES DEATH!!!" "Be Slow to Fall into Friendship; but when Thou Art in, Continue Firm & Constant." - SOCRATES

As I stated in an earlier post I was not the one with the attitude which my witness can attest to. The individual trying to do check in was an un-informed individual and talking out of their ASS. Showing the logbook is not the issue. Do not Quote the U.S.P.A. incorrectly as this individual did. If Perris requies a signature then fine. This person also mis-quoted by stating that the individual signing the logbook had to be on the jump. It seems as though you travel to do records a bit though and your face might be more well known on the west coast whereas mine is not. Laters, KRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMER!!!!!!!!!!! The REAL KRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMER! "HESITATION CAUSES DEATH!!!" "Be Slow to Fall into Friendship; but when Thou Art in, Continue Firm & Constant." - SOCRATES

For all of ya'll in this situation and wishing for better things for yourselves need to stop and take a moment to think about all of the bretheren overseas making sure you have those choices and where they have to spend X-Mas. Maybe you should sit down and write one of those individuals overseas a letter. http://www.249th.org/write.html http://www.angelfire.com/super/kmartkat/troops_address.html http://www.operationsandbox.com/ These are a couple of sites which I found. Just because it is not on the news everyday does not mean that guys are not still dying and getting seriously injured. My Units area of operation is Afghanistan. It is not on the news as much anymore but the fighting is still going on. Think about this when you are down and you shall realize that you do not have it that bad. Have A Great Holiday!

People, People. This thread is not about asking for a logbook which every DZ I have been to does. It is about having all the jumps signed even though you are a "D" licensed Jumper. Get Back on track and pay attention. A Pro-Track should not be taken as a logbook. I can program any number I want into the Pro-Track. An actual logbook that has numerous jumps in it should look kind of shabby unless you just started. I mean I would question a logbook with 1,000 jumps in it that looked brand new. That would be suspicious. I personally carry all of my logbooks whenever I travel in a waterproof bag. Laters, KRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! The REAL KRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMER! "HESITATION CAUSES DEATH!!!" "Be Slow to Fall into Friendship; but when Thou Art in, Continue Firm & Constant." - SOCRATES

Just checkin and making sure your brain was in the right place. Laters The REAL KRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMER!!!!!!! The REAL KRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMER! "HESITATION CAUSES DEATH!!!" "Be Slow to Fall into Friendship; but when Thou Art in, Continue Firm & Constant." - SOCRATES

Dude you cannot be serious. I mean none of those women who date athletes are there because they truly like the guy. They are just moochers! Now if you would like to use and treat them like the losers they are and toss them out then that is different. I am sure I will catch slack for this one. Laters, The REAL KRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMER!!!!!!!!!!!! The REAL KRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMER! "HESITATION CAUSES DEATH!!!" "Be Slow to Fall into Friendship; but when Thou Art in, Continue Firm & Constant." - SOCRATES

Ya see! Maybe all ya'll scared of shots should listen to this individual. I would hate to see some of ya'll go into the military. You do not get a choice. We get pluged with so much stuff it is insane. Then we get some even more and unusual ones when getting deployed. Laters, KRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! The REAL KRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMER! "HESITATION CAUSES DEATH!!!" "Be Slow to Fall into Friendship; but when Thou Art in, Continue Firm & Constant." - SOCRATES