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Elaine... Gotta love the way she dances

Freebird owns a franchise? A burrito sure sounds good, but I don't think I'll be letting out any odorless gas after that.

Kick him in the nads and show him who's boss. No wait, that's what my wife does... On a serious note, start documenting everything and everytime he harasses you. You're gonna need it for the restraining order. Another thing, your friend could sue for getting his image tarnished. Nothing shuts 'em up faster than a lawsuit. Don't anyone get any ideas on the post whores now...

How could I not like Newman?

Anyone remember Michael Douglas in Fallen? Know that fast food restaurant scene? Well I ordered a McChicken and it don't look anything close to the picture. It buffered my growling stomach, but it sure as hell don't look like the picture. Then I run into this report claiming that Americans are increasing their meal portions at home too. I'm pretty sure the source must be from the same customers who got midget-sized on their happy meal. It's my cranky stomach talking here. Sorry.

I'm on the night train Bottoms up Night train I can never get enough Night train Ready to crash and burn I never learn I'm on the night train Sorry. Had to do that. It reminded me of Axl

Happened like up to 3 years ago. She lived.

Oops! I missed an extra 'C' and 'F'. Laughing Out Loud Rolling Off Chair Falls On Ass Gets Up And Smashes Head On Keyboard

As far as my wife is concerned, that's just about how useful I am - killing spiders, opening tight jars, and lifting heavy objects.

That'd be a keeper

I ran into this interesting piece of news that you can download a free copy (pdf) of the manual.

As for the boobies... Post pictures.

Ssshhh... Keep it down man! You dont' want our IRS to know LOLROFOMAGUASHOK

Heck with starting another association. We've already got DZ.com. Membership is free. Tonnes of boobies in the forum. Post whore all you want. Just remember to make a donation to HH at least once a year, and Bob's your uncle!

Kurupee for me. Inexpensive Custom made Fast delivery Excellent customer service

Coming from the news I ain't makin' up department, I think this should get lots of altitude.

Whoa! That makes 2 KapowSinners riding reserves this weekend! 2nd jump on Saturday for me though

Skydivers just kick ass! It's a given.

Imagine there's no heaven, It's easy if you try, No hell below us, Above us only sky, Imagine all the people living for today... Imagine there's no countries, It isnt hard to do, Nothing to kill or die for, No religion too, Imagine all the people living life in peace... Imagine no possesions, I wonder if you can, No need for greed or hunger, A brotherhood of man, Imagine all the people Sharing all the world... You may say I'm a dreamer, but Im not the only one, I hope some day you'll join us, And the world will live as one. John Lennon Boobie lights a candle...

A little lengthy, but worth the read... On Saturday, I experienced my first cutaway (Yeehaw! case of beer

Thanks for posting the picture man! I guess I'll add 179 total jumps: 2 night jumps : 1 reserve ride : 1 bottle of fine whiskey for my rigger: too many beers owed to my list!

An engineer finally decides to take a vacation. He books himself on a Caribbean cruise and proceeds to have the time of his life --until the boat sank. He found himself swept up on the shore of an island with no other people, no supplies...nothing... only bananas and coconuts. After about four months, he is lying on the beach one day when the most gorgeous woman he has ever seen rows up to him. In disbelief, he asks her, "Where did you come from? How did you get here?" "I rowed from the other side of the island," she says. "I landed here when my cruise ship sank." "Amazing,' he says. "You were really lucky to have a rowboat wash up with you." "Oh, this?' replies the woman. "I made the rowboat out of raw material I found on the island. The oars were whittled from gum tree branches. I wove the bottom from palm branches. And the sides and stern came from a Eucalyptus tree." "But, but, that's impossible,' he stutters. "You had no tools or hardware. How did you manage?" "Oh, that was no problem," replies the woman. "On the south side of the island, there is a very unusual strata of alluvial rock exposed. I found if I fired it to a certain temperature in my kiln, it melted into forgeable ductile iron. I used that for tools and used the tools to make the hardware." The engineer is stunned. "Let's row over to my place," she says. After a few minutes of rowing, she docks the boat at a small wharf. As the engineer looks onto shore, he nearly falls out of the boat. Before him is a stone walk leading to an exquisite bungalow painted in blue and white. While the woman ties up the rowboat with an expertly woven hemp rope, he could only stare ahead, dumbstruck. As they walk into the house, she says casually, "It's not much, but I call it home. Sit down please. Would you like to have a drink?" "No, no, thank you.' he says, still dazed. "Can't take any more coconut juice." "It's not coconut juice," the woman replies. "How about a Pina Colada?" Trying to hide his continued amazement, he accepts, and they sit down on her couch to talk. After they have exchanged their stories, the woman announces, "I'm going to slip into something more comfortable. Would you like to take a shower and shave? There is a razor upstairs in the cabinet in the bathroom." No longer questioning anything, he goes into the bathroom. There, in the cabinet, is a razor made from a bone handle. Two shells honed to a hollow ground edge are fastened on to its end inside of a swivel mechanism. "Wow! This woman is amazing!" he muses, "What next?" When he returns, she greets him wearing nothing but vines-strategically positioned-and smelling faintly of gardenias. She beckons for him to sit down next to her. "Tell me," she begins suggestively, slithering closer to him, "We've been out here for a really long time. You've been lonely. There's something I'm sure you really feel like doing right now, something you've been longing for all these months. You know..." She stares into his eyes. He can't believe what he's hearing: "You mean---", he swallows excitedly, "I can post whore on DZ.com?!"

Definitely a hit

What Zenister's saying - 4 dz.comers + beer = one night of endless BSing over pizza. I enjoyed the company of Zenister, Weid14 and Casch after: 1 pretty stable sitfly 1 jump with Casch and Jodie (Casch falls like a bloody boat anchor from the sky), that turned into my first reserve ride. Started out as line-twists, than turned into a radical spin with me on my back. I will probably never forget the sound of the 3-ring disengage and the Raven Dash-M inflate. 1 2-way jump with Casch 2 night jumps (yes, my firsts and I did bring beer)

It looks like the valium is kicking in based on your spelling, grammar, punctuation, ++.