BoobieCootie

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  1. This just in... Let's make that 6 attacks in 10 days. A "bomb" just went off at Yale News here I hope no one got hurt
  2. Typed in my number and got... Jenny I've got your number I need to make you mine Jenny don't change your number Eight six seven five three oh nine
  3. Yeah sure you're not. At least you admit that you're a psycho
  4. That's why I waited till it was slow. And I sure felt pretty silly explaining to custodian why I unplugged it. It doesn't take much to sway me the right way does it
  5. The getting could be worse - Skymama sends me to my room w/o supper and won't party w/ me on her NW trip 'coz I've been a bad bad boy doing bad bad things Ehhh... And I don't need the extra calories anyway. Do you know how much work it takes to shed it?
  6. Oh well... The machine's operated by Delicor. But now thinking about it, some guy could lose his job because of me. So I waited till it was a little slow, whipped out my lock pick set, and put them snacks back. And I've put up a sign that the machine is broken and yanked the plug while at it. I could reverse bad karma right?
  7. I got Starburst, Junior Mints, Snickers (reg. and crunch), Almond Joy, Babe Ruth, Butterfinger, Lays Chips, Cheetos, and Doritos
  8. Yap! The candy machine is busted! Went to get a KitKat, put in 55 cents, got the candy and 55 cents back. So I did it again, and again, and again, and again, and again
  9. BoobieCootie

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  10. By hosting it on me home server I'll let y'all know when I post it.
  11. That explains the sudden urge to down a frozen vodka the moment I walked in the house.
  12. By! That's kinda low to jump out of da plane ain't it? Congrats on your firsts and many more to come.
  13. Where do you think gold fish flakes come from
  14. You've been teaching your niece some bad bad things lately haven't you?
  15. 3:2:0 3 jumps - all video. Met 2 DZ.commers - Amazon & Mewing120. No beers owed
  16. MAKING COFFEE Making a cup of coffee is like making love to a beautiful woman. It's got to be hot. You've got to take your time. You've got to stir... gently, and firmly. You've got to grind your beans until they squeak. And then you put in the milk. LAYING A CARPET Laying a carpet is . . . very much like making love to a beautiful woman. You check the dimensions, lay her out on the floor, pin her down, nail her, then walk all over her. If you're adventurous - like me - you might like to try an underlay. HANGING WALLPAPER Well, hanging wallpaper is also very much like making love to a beautiful woman. Clean all the relevant surfaces, spread her out on the table, cover her with paste, and stick her up. Then you clean your brush, light your pipe, stand back and admire your handiwork. PUTTING UP A TENT Putting up a tent, is . . . very much like making love to a beautiful woman. You rent her, unzip the door, put up your pole an'... slip in to the old bag. WASHING A CAR Washing a car, is very much like making love to a beautiful woman. You've got to caress the bodywork. Breathe softly and gently. And give every inch of it your loving attention. And make sure you've got a nice wet sponge. BEING IN THERAPY And yet, having therapy is very much like making love to a beautiful woman.You get on the couch, string 'em along with some half-lies and evasions, probe some deep dark holes, and then hand over all your money. BEING IN A CRASH Going to the brink of death and back, in a nine car pile-up on a dual carriage-way, is very much like making love to a beautiful woman. First of all, brace yourself, hold on tight - particularly if it's a rear-ender. And pray you make contact with her twin airbags as soon as possible. GOING FISHING Going fishing was very much like making love to a beautiful woman. First of all, clean and inspect your tackle, carefully pull back your rod cover, and remove any dirt or grunge that may have built up whilst not in use. Then, extend your rod to its full length, and check that there are no kinks or any wear. Particularly at the base, where the grip is usually applied. Make sure you've got a decent float, the appropriate bait, and that there's plenty of shot in your bag.
  17. And I'm off to see the Matrix in 23 minutes
  18. But nothing beats old school Vision Street Wear
  19. Here you go... {{{{{{{{{{ HUG }}}}}}}}}}
  20. You must be talking about the Leo Dikinson system discussed in this thread I've googled for a picture to no avail, and have yet to come up w/ some creative way to pack my old PC in my helmet and wear it with out fuss. Have to agree w/ Quade though. And I tell ya, when I thunk it out, I'm gonna be rich
  21. I've got the Classroom in a Book one. It's a few versions back though - I think it's 4.0. You can have it if you want: FREE
  22. For used, eBay to the rescue... New though..., I'd take a look at froogle.google.com for a list of retailers