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  1. **You do not have to become a member of the USPA to skydive. But you do have to follow any DZ's guidelines when taking advantage of the "playground" they are providing you.** true, you don't not have to become a memeber of the uspa to skydive, BUT, if you want to procure a license(s) or be a coach, aff, tm whatever you must stay current with your uspa membership. every dropzone i've been to in the state of texas (except one) requires uspa membership. the dz in this case is in fact the only dz i've seen that checks your reserve currency, on which i commend them. Richard "Gravity Is My Friend"
  2. you handled that the same way i would've. but never forget, try once, try twice, institute emergency procedures, i've heard of people spending too much time trying to clear this anomaly, it can sure burn up some altitude, plus it's a high speed partial malfunction. good job! Richard "Gravity Is My Friend"
  3. yeah, it's a real scream! Richard "Gravity Is My Friend"
  4. HEY..........trying to say i'm old? LOL! Richard "Gravity Is My Friend"
  5. Dan: i swear, that is one B.A.D. canopy design, i can see the humour in it! about those demos............. Richard "Gravity Is My Friend"
  6. the stand up comedian that does that song is Rodney Carrington, he's a funny guy! he used to open for Foxworthy, now he's on his own. but he did not originate the concept for the song, or the title. Frank Zappa did all that back in 1972 with the song called "titties and beer" i had the most fortunate opportunity to see Frank do this live at the Armadillo World Headquarters in Austin, Texas back about 1975, it was really funny! Richard "Gravity Is My Friend"
  7. **of course you can never account for a womans appetite for seconds....and thirds....and fourths.....and fifths........** Clay: my goodness man, speak for yourself! J/K Richard "Gravity Is My Friend"
  8. **Cars like that are cool & all, but I'd be terrified to take it out onto the street. Especially considering Houston traffic.** Zenmeister: you got that right, when i used to jump at SDSL i'd come I-10 to the tollway, i'd be driving 100-110, and people still passing me up. top speed on tollway ever, 140 or so, it's rediculous, but it is the place to be if you like to drive fast, and not get caught, of course they have the cute little cameras everywhere now, but i've never been busted...YET.. Richard "Gravity Is My Friend"
  9. lisa: that's 2 funny! ROFLMMFAO! Richard "Gravity Is My Friend"
  10. You fucking fucked up aggie, you fucking too fuckin funnie for your own fucking fucking good! hope to see you fucking sonn fucker! LOL :) Richard "Gravity Is My Friend"
  11. well excuse fucking me, i mean fuck, cut me some fucking slack man! i said i didn't fucking know fuck all! i mean but fuck me, well no, let's not, J/K Richard "Gravity Is My Friend"
  12. Jess: LMMMFAO! 2 funny! Richard "Gravity Is My Friend"
  13. well fucking excuse fucking me, i mean fuck, it just slipped me fucking, fucked up fucking mind, i mean, i fucking don't know fucing fuck all, i mean fuck! Richard "Gravity Is My Friend"
  14. i'd buy a 2002 chevrolet corvette with a 350 cid X 350 hp X 6 speed transmission with dual comfort zones, delco bose 12 cd changer, then chip it to obtain 465 hp with a "hypertech" chip, and a high performance o2 sensor, so i could obtain speeds of 180 mph+ for shits and giggles, then just chill, max and relax....Sych, i already own one! my eu4ic-5 is my baby! my 5th one during my collection years, i love the 6 speed, and the HUD, hook, tomorrow i'll let you drive it, you love the horses! Richard "Gravity Is My Friend"
  15. well fuck it, i mean i fucking dont fucking know what to fucking say anyfucking more, i mean fuck, we were fucking just fucking trying to fucking help, fuck, whats the fucking ham in that, i mean fuck, i'm starting to think some people don't fucking know fuck all, you know fucking what i fucking mean, i mean fuck! ok i'm dead! **satirical post** Richard "Gravity Is My Friend"
  16. rgoper

    Freebird

    majur keweldge! chrommie know the blues! far out man, another musician in the sky diving community! you should name that song "Dirt Road Blues" Richard "Gravity Is My Friend"
  17. **Note to self: Start skipping class to keep up with the forums...** sidebar remark to self: go to circuit city, and purchase palm so i can keep up with the latest! J/K :) Richard "Gravity Is My Friend"
  18. **BOOBIES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!** BOOBIES is offensive.....it's TITTIES! or TITTYS!! or just plain ol' TITS! well, you get what i mean! Richard "Gravity Is My Friend"
  19. rgoper

    Freebird

    **Why don't you pick on Rhino for awhile.. he can dish it back just as well** he'll just get the thread padlocked, he's mean! J/K Richard "Gravity Is My Friend"
  20. **Do you ever watch the Osbornes ?** pardon my ignorance, but what has that got to do with anything that's been disscussed so far> Richard "Gravity Is My Friend"
  21. rgoper

    Freebird

    yeah, what chrommie said! lighten up man, or i'll have to kill you! there's some people you just can't reach, then you get what we've got here............ Richard "Gravity Is My Friend"
  22. i'm shocked at your response, you could've pm'd me that ya know. Richard "Gravity Is My Friend"
  23. **I have people to get me current .......Thanks for the PAST offer....but I have people at SSL to jump with. I pefer my home DZ ..** Tiff: oh well, we tried, really hard to. me personally because i really care for your safety. good luck. bring your camera next time you go to the "Home DZ" so you can at least take pictures of "sky divers" who really do jump out every now and then. Richard "Gravity Is My Friend"
  24. **I do not need hook to jump with me anymore. I have plenty of people at ssl to jump with.............These girls are always fucking with me Im tired of it.....................** Tiff: read your SIM, you are UNCURRENT, this means you MUST make a currency jump with a aff, or an afp divemaster(s) to be current again, i'm shocked at your retort to skycat, she was not fucking with you, she offered you her rig, that's fucking with you? she was just trying to be helpful, and so was i by offering to do a currency jump with you, you may not need hook to jump with you, but you can't make another jump by yourself untill you get current. never mind, if you want to stay "grounded" and just be a "whuffo" that's your deal, but don't be rude to people that are just trying to help you out, that's poor taste! just my .02 USD on etiquette. take care, be safe whereever you do you currency jump. Richard "Gravity Is My Friend"
  25. **( falling to the floor and crying) OH no, skycat will not ever jump with me, my life is over.....................** Tiff: Really, that wasn't very nice, skycat was being kewel, and you were rude in return, we just wanted to jump with you, that's all. hook and i would be at the door with you, it'd be allright! Richard "Gravity Is My Friend"