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that was good work dude! Richard "Gravity Is My Friend"

Tina i'll help you get off on the right foot!

**Nasty bastard!!! lol** Rhino: i knew i could count on you!

this is in question format, not statement, o.k.? would it be harder to find "silver" or a pillow, if you were in a "9 line" bind? and do they make pillows with finger holes/grips on them? i don't know any different than what i've been doing, but i'm always open to new ideas. i know it's been reported on more than one freefly jump that a jumper's cut-away pillow has been pulled accidently, wouldn't it be a bitch if somebody accidently deployed your reserve? Richard "Gravity Is My Friend"

it started out as a joke, because my wife works part time, and goes to jr. college 2 days a week. my wife was dressed up in blue jeans and a sport shirt last friday morning, and i asked her what the deal was, she replied by saying that friday was "casual friday" so i ask "what the f**k is that? the reason i was curious is because all of the other days she dresses in expensive clothes to go to work at the office, so this was tara's and my idea of poking funnies at my wife, who sorta kinda seen the humour in it, and sorta kinda didn't, but we pulled it off, and for the record, it wasn't my idea, i was WAD (working as directed) there is nothing to it but satire and humour for me, i think it's funny, but that's me, i didn't mean to start a big rucus. it wasn't my idea to post it here either, i got talked into it. now this fellow pissing himself is REALLY funny, the nerve! i meant to add that my offices are on my personal property, and not in some big complex. (god i wished i hadn't of posted that) never again. Richard "Gravity Is My Friend"

Dan: i recieved yours fine. thanks for the quick response.

good lord fellas, she ain't THAT fine (but i'm 43) she'll be back on monday, she's gonna freak, and get the big head. Richard "Gravity Is My Friend"

Dan: have you checked your pm's? i've sent you 2 so far, my next canopy will be a cobalt, i made that decision the other day, i've tried contacting you, and dealers, pm me please, so we can disscuss this further. Richard "Gravity Is My Friend"

tara, the secretary will get me in trouble with my wife, that guy won't!

check out the attached jpeg, this man is in a "9 line bind!"

ummmm Clay, your being summoned! Richard "Gravity Is My Friend"

**No, but all of us skydiving women agreed that we could think of a lot better ways to spend about 5,000 than having a chest that size.** Paula: Stop it! you know they are real! Richard "Gravity Is My Friend"

**which will also be just after my anniversary of my "first" jump- May 6th, 2001.....** Michelle: BEER! it is also a new requirement of dz.comers to send a case of beer (the good stuff) to each DZ that requests it in writing! consider this our written request for SDH! this is an old dz.com rule, that i just made up! J/K happy birthday! Richard "Gravity Is My Friend"

**I'm almost single for the first time in my adult life** Andrea: i've heard a lot of statements, and i'm sure i'm "missing the boat" here, but what is "almost single" entail? pending divorce? i know i'm a dummy!

**She had breasts down to her waist** Pop: did the pilot give her "extra altitude?" boobies! YEAH... Richard "Gravity Is My Friend"

**Talk about getting sloppy seconds, eh?** when ya get to be my age (43) your "cull factor" will drop dramatically! Richard "Gravity Is My Friend"

**Her name was Rebecca Wild....** Pop: well....was she? WILD? don't tell me ya'll missed an opportunity!!??!!

Kevin: i'm assuming this is your "deployment" hand? i always wear baseball batting gloves, just in case at deployment time i reach back and get my fingers caught in something, it won't hurt as bad, and won't cause me to "pull my hand back away" from the hackey. i've had nearly every finger on my right hand smashed at some point or another, another reason for the gloves, just a suggestion now mind you, not gospel!

**Lack of sex is the worst part of not being in a relationship** Lisa: your right about that! some of the best sex i've ever had, has been by myself no, no, not really, J/K Richard "Gravity Is My Friend"

**Sex with sheep is pretty kinky. According to Sangiro I have sex with sheep too now. Honestly, I don't.** Chromie: the first step to dealing with your beastiality problem is to get past the "denial" stage! J/K Richard "Gravity Is My Friend"

well, i guess that's one i left out...Chicks! i guess me being married for so long, it didn't cross my mind, but i'll include it in the next poll. Richard "Gravity Is My Friend"

**Now could you get dz.com on the computer in the backround, and take another picture?** you'll have to wait until monday when she comes into the office again.(she's part time) man, you ARE trying to get me in trouble, once could be considered a joke, but twice? but for you, i'll make the inquiry. my wife has a fairly tolerable sense of humour, but all females have they're limits, much to my chagrin! i should've thought of that in the beginning, just for the "doubting thomases" take care all! Richard "Gravity Is My Friend"

Lisa, And Michelle: happy birthday to both of you pretty young ladies!

**Do you have a divorce lawyer?** do ya think i'll need one? my wife is majoring in business law, now you've went and scared me, tara's just part time and this was just a joke

bill: good eye, i didn't even see that myself. Kelli: nope, no greyhound. Richard "Gravity Is My Friend"