dkpbxman
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The DMV offices in NYC were pretty much just as bad. It was like, using the excuse of "fair hiring practices", the city would go out and intentionally employ the rudest, stupidest, slowest, and most obnoxious people available in the world to be DMV clerks. I lived in Manhattan but would routinely drive 2 hrs to use a DMV office outside the city even though there was one 1/2 mile from my house. The total trip would be shorter.
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already did!
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G & T
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I was born here.
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Long Way To Go-first album
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He's the funniest man in the world! The King of all Media!!
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First jump 9/2/92- Jumped hard till I hit 1000 then retired, got drunk and got lazy.
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Just got my 10 year membership certificate from the USPA-still don't know WTF I'm doing!
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Buy an island and lots of barbed wire. Put in a landing strip, clear a field and hire a pilot to be available 24/7 to take me to altitude in my new otter.
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She is a skydiver because she voluntarily jumped out of a plane and "dove" through the sky! It doesn't matter if you have 1 or 1000 jumps. It was done!
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I remember when this happened. She would occasionally go into her garage, where her car was parked with the victim still sticking out of the windshield, and apologize. All the while ignoring his plea's to get him help. Couldn't be more guilty!----Murder!
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Absolutely!
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Same here. For the same reason. Had to watch it a dozen times before I was able to get past it.
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Not in a public forum-let's just say that there are some very "friendly" trees at the Ranch.
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If you think it makes any difference, I retired from the NYPD after 16 years on the midnight shift in Harlem. He's right!
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I smoked for about 20 years, quit numerous times (till I woke up), and went back. Finally stopped for good by using the "Patch". The hardest part of quitting is the first few weeks, after that it's just how much you want it. What kept me going was not wanting to waste the effort I'd already made. Good luck!
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Don't bother getting them signed anymore (probably stopped around 500) but still log them all for my benefit.
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Flying Boobies!
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I'm sorry, I don't eat any fish raw!!!
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Not in my house!
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What do you drive?
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I did it in the course instructor's parent's pool. They just want to make sure you won't panic when covered with the canopy. If you don't, it's easy.
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There used to be this moron I had to deal with in work who had a habit of going back to his childhood home and robbing his parents. One time, he threatened his mother with a large explosive. After scaring her, he rubbed the lit fuse on the wall to put it out. Unfortunately for him it was the kind with the heavy-duty fuse that burns underwater. Unknown to him, the fuse kept going. The asshole lost three fingers.
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To all servicemen/women past and present: Thanks!!
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Trading Places?