dzdiva

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  1. Hmmm...I'm always thinking about having some sex, just never get it! "It's not just a daydream if you choose to make it your life..."
  2. dzdiva

    I'm horny...

    ROFLMAO!! "It's not just a daydream if you choose to make it your life..."
  3. It reminded me of the episode of the Chapelle Show where the girl is jogging & then wishes she wasn't so "top heavy"!! Funny stuff!! Congratulations Laurie, and glad you're having such a nice day!! You go girl!! Don Well, thank you, sweetie.
  4. Aww....feel better, sweetie.
  5. dzdiva

    My new toy

    Can you take me for a ride? Then maybe we could cruise around in the car! "It's not just a daydream if you choose to make it your life..."
  6. Sorry....boobies for private viewing only! "It's not just a daydream if you choose to make it your life..."
  7. Damn....LOL....there's a visual! Hope you didn't hurt yourself. Gotta run...but I'll be back! "It's not just a daydream if you choose to make it your life..."
  8. A couple of black eyes never really hurt anyone. Of course the real danger would be the ensuing car accidents. Yeah, that and guys walking into telephone poles! Chris "It's not just a daydream if you choose to make it your life..."
  9. LOL!! Walking only...running just becomes too dangerous! "It's not just a daydream if you choose to make it your life..."
  10. It'd be more like **dz.com slows down due to pm inbox overflow** ROFLMAO!! Hate when that happens! "It's not just a daydream if you choose to make it your life..."
  11. ROFLMAO!! I love you, Chris.
  12. Pants, shirts, my ex-boyfriend...... "It's not just a daydream if you choose to make it your life..."
  13. Do ya think? "It's not just a daydream if you choose to make it your life..."
  14. oooh....an offer and a temptation... Bet we wouldn't have a problem getting a volunteer to do video! "It's not just a daydream if you choose to make it your life..."
  15. ROFLMAO!! "It's not just a daydream if you choose to make it your life..."
  16. dzdiva

    BM or WFFC?

    Sorry...when I first read the title it made me giggle. "It's not just a daydream if you choose to make it your life..."
  17. Looks like I have to take up rock climbing....I would love to go down a couple cup sizes. Hey...pass a cup size over here, please. Glad to hear the working out is going good for you and you're liking the results. Hugs! I'll gladly pass a cup size over to you, but I don't think you need it. I feel better than I have in a long time. I'm actually down a jean size.
  18. dzdiva

    BM or WFFC?

    From the title of your thread, I thought you were deciding whether to poo or to to WFFC! "It's not just a daydream if you choose to make it your life..."
  19. Oops sorry, I thought you were someone else. Oh and......quit yer bitchin'! "It's not just a daydream if you choose to make it your life..."
  20. Who are you? "It's not just a daydream if you choose to make it your life..."
  21. With all the new technology regarding fertility, a 65-year-old woman was able to give birth to a baby recently. When she was discharged from the hospital and went home, the relatives came to visit. "May we see the new baby, one asked?" Not yet," said the mother. "I'll make coffee and we can visit for awhile first." Thirty minutes had passed, and another relative asked, "May we see the new baby now?" No, not yet," said the mother. After another few minutes had elapsed, they asked again, "May we see the baby now?" "Not yet," replied the mother. Growing very impatient, they asked, "Well, when CAN we see the baby?" "WHEN HE CRIES!" she told them. "WHEN HE CRIES??" they demanded. "Why do we have to wait until he CRIES??" "BECAUSE, I forgot where I put him..." "It's not just a daydream if you choose to make it your life..."
  22. Apology accepted. "It's not just a daydream if you choose to make it your life..."
  23. Looks like I have to take up rock climbing....I would love to go down a couple cup sizes. You should. Laurie, if you have much larger breasts, then you will go down AT LEAST a cup size...TRUST ME. Haha... *Diva runs outside looking for a rock to climb* "It's not just a daydream if you choose to make it your life..."