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ROFLMAO!! "It's not just a daydream if you choose to make it your life..."

Three men were sitting together bragging about how they had given their new wives duties. The first man had married a woman from Alabama, and bragged that he had told his wife she was going to do all the dishes and house cleaning that needed done at their house. He said that it took a couple days but on the third day he came home to a clean house and the dishes were all washed and put away. The second man had married a woman from South Carolina. He bragged that he had given his wife orders that she was to do all the cleaning, dishes,and the cooking. He told them that the first day he didn't see any results,but the next day it was better. By the third day, his house was clean, the dishes were done, and he had a huge dinner on the table. The third man had married a Maryland girl. He boasted that he told her that her duties were to keep the house cleaned, dishes washed, lawn mowed, laundry washed and hot meals on the table for every meal. He said the first day he didn't see anything, the second day he didn't see anything, but by the third day most of the swelling had gone down and he could see a little out of his left eye. Enough to fix himself a bite to eat, load the dishwasher, and telephone a landscaper. Got to love those girls from Maryland!!! "It's not just a daydream if you choose to make it your life..."

Hope you have a wonderful day!!

I was kind of sad leaving my 30's, but yesterday took care of that!

A couple more!

Some pics from my awesome b-day yesterday!

Thanks everyone!

Awww....thanks guys!

Yes you have lost your mind! Oops...my bad....was that supposed to be a rhetorical question? "It's not just a daydream if you choose to make it your life..."

LMAO!! "It's not just a daydream if you choose to make it your life..."

Well aren't you in a loving mood tonight.

This is not the best one I have, but it will do.

Who are you and what have you done with Cocheese?! Sending hugs and much love your way!

Happy Birthday, sweetie!

Thank you!

Already......this has been a week from hell, seems like it took forever for Friday to get here! I just have to make it through today....only 8 hours to go! Just want to say thanks to my friend Greg. You made me laugh yesterday and I truly needed that! Love ya!

I hope everyone has a wonderful weekend filled with beautiful blue skies.

Glad you're not broken.

"You can pet my pussy if you let me pet yours!" "It's not just a daydream if you choose to make it your life..."

"But, wait....there's more!" "It's not just a daydream if you choose to make it your life..."

I know what you mean, though my cure is much more simple... $$$money$$$ Really. Awwww.....I don't have any money to spare, but I have plenty of ((HUGS))!

Wishful thinking? Hmmmmm......... Don't make me post the pic I have of you! "It's not just a daydream if you choose to make it your life..."

I usually start with the boobies and then start moving down. LMAO! Why am I not surprised by your starting point.....or should I say points?! "It's not just a daydream if you choose to make it your life..."

well i like em... currently seeing one right now though.. Just my luck! "It's not just a daydream if you choose to make it your life..."