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  1. yardhippie
    I did jump this am... in nasty winds... at 2000' I was backing up... but then they slowed down so I could do an accuracy type landing w/ my 1.58 loaded canopy! Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865
  2. yardhippie
    anyquestions: 17! beat that! : 1. can I say this weekend FUCKING ROCKED! Did some 4, and 5 way head down stuff, then a 10 way sit, 3 tracking dives.... and many more.... I had such a blast! Oh yea... met some more .commers....but Ive drank too much and forgot some of who they were. Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865
  3. yardhippie
    ahhhh. comparable... thats like going for lobster.... and the resturant tell you heres some crawfish... theyre comparable! yea its all good, but its just not the same! Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865
  4. yardhippie
    I installed my premire last night. Im chargin batteries for the weekend now, sooo proally Sunday Ill get to it after I get back from Dallas. Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865
  5. yardhippie
    we not askin for porn... were askin for proof said hairy nipple was NOT yours. As has been alleged. I doubt many at your work would complain. Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865
  6. yardhippie
    You sooooo walked right into this one: PROVE IT! Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865
  7. yardhippie
    because the target is too small! I dunno either. Its not hard people, point, aim, pee. done. Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865
  8. yardhippie
    Kelly, is there something your not tellin us! Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865
  9. yardhippie
    [evil look at GFD] baaaaaa! errr, ahhhhh! Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865
  10. yardhippie
    scored a 37. Which I can agree with, seeing as how I chowed in last summer. But that event, all be it ugly, really opend my eyes, I am so much more likely to err on the side of caution now. The ground is hard, and it WILL hurt you. I plan on going to a canopy piloting school soon. Ive been hearing good things about them. anyone else? Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865
  11. yardhippie
    thats hilarious!... at least shes not picking on me for once. Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865
  12. yardhippie
    So what kind of nipples are good? I've seen small, large, red, purple, hairy, all sorts including ones that look like slabs of baloney. What do boys like? ROFLMAO!! you put "hairy" and "slabs of baloney in the same sentance w/ "nipples" ARRRRRRg! Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865
  13. yardhippie
    Gosh. Im I the only one whos thinkin Mullins? just out of Memphis, LOTS o outs, $16 to 14-14.5, plane is air conditioned, but mind you your only in it for 7 min! [/shameless plug for my home dz] Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865
  14. yardhippie
    [boyish giggling] he said nipples [/boyish giggling] Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865
  15. yardhippie
    Dude, I cant belive you left the mid-air tackle you did on me! I looked like a damn rag doll. That and the damn jump w/ no goggles! Totally awsome though... well have to do it agin soon. Now time for my vid... just have to figure out where this wire goes in the computer! Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865
  16. yardhippie
    mmmm.... rrrrrr onneeeeeeee! Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865
  17. yardhippie
    that brings new meaing to the term "night stick" Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865
  18. yardhippie
    Why the hell would we need to use both at the same time? That would just cloud our judgement and confuse us.. yea.. thant damn brain... always gettin in the way of my "fun"... Mike Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865
  19. yardhippie
    ive used some material... soft a supple... for umm... Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865
  20. yardhippie
    yea.. didnt you see pieces of it in free fall? or was that me blacking out trying to keep up... Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865
  21. yardhippie
    Damn, I'm glad I didn't hang out with you any more if you ended up at WH too many times....that place is a gut bomb waiting to happen.. "Can I get a plate of diarhea(sp?) with a side of covered fried death?" Mike oohhhh yea.. and after a night of driking.... yehaaaa! look out! Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865
  22. yardhippie
    "Who wants to get ON and airplane? I wanna get IN the airplane" -George Carlin. Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865
  23. yardhippie
    I have a disability. Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865
  24. yardhippie
    How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865
  25. yardhippie
    why are they called cheese fries? theyre not fries made out of cheese... those are cheese stix... why not call em cheesy fries... or "covered" like at the WH? Damn I ate there too much during the boogie... Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865