yardhippie

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  1. damn. where is tenfootswoops when ya need him. he is part of a team named Vibe. I find it funny. Have fun! Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865
  2. yes, I know. Its pleased a few. but I will NOT post the entire thing. Maybe some other lines. But my kisses that move down across your breasts, my tongue circles one of your nipples, causing it to become hard. Then I suck ever so lightly; again my kisses move down. Oh, yea, im done till we see some other posters.! Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865
  3. Oh really, go on...... ~R+R...YOU READ BODICE RIPPERS!!!!!! you got a man!! make him write you something. the lines are something I wrote. and YES it does get better. As I lean in close to you, the heat of my body caresses yours. My breath dances on your neck like a touch of silk. My lips press to yours, my tongue parts your lips slipping slowly past them. The kiss is hot, like a hot summer day just after a shower, and it beckons you toward bliss. My hands wander your body, exploring and learning. Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865
  4. Lame? its the friggin intro? damn what do you want for the first couple of sentences? REALLY? thats the first few. copy. paste. I have more. Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865
  5. hmmmm... ladies commenting on the cuteness of another ladies ass. NOICE! Oh yea.... schweet rig! Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865
  6. ok so I miss a few days. it happens w/ my new job. but heres a little something, directed at no one specific.... enjoy. Our sweating bodies glisten in the flickering candlelight. You know this is only the beginning, your body aches for me. Your heart pounds in your chest, it rings in your ears. You stare into my brown eyes, my piercing gaze touches your soul, warms your body. As I lean in close to you, the heat of my body caresses yours oh yea no you can not use this w/o my express permission!!! Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865
  7. Ok, my bitch cat from hell is like 19-20 years old. Shes been around sooooo long, weve forgotton how long. Shes old, shes crabby, and she whines a lot. Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865
  8. wow! so I was doing a search for something completely unrelated, and POW, here I find this little gem! hmmmmm... its friday. Im drinking and I have to work tommorow. Anyone wanna step up? I may put something up... hummm... wheres my bioches when I need em for inspiration? Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865
  9. I must officially remove my bid for best golf cart driver at WFFC for this year. My new job will just not allow any time of and im working 6 days a week. But the up side is that Im making some monies and paying some billz. So soon, I will be a a DZ near you!!!! Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865
  10. ummmmmmmm.... No comment. no really, I go everywhere to jump, but rarely w/ my SO. Works fine for me! this has been asked time and time again. it really depends on your situation. Friends change, priorities change, everything changes. If they can change w/ you then maybe. If not... well... not good. Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865
  11. SLUT! ~R+R...post... and your point is? Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865
  12. you resent it... ... I welcome it! Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865
  13. Oh but grasshopper. you have soo many three-hole punches, and lizards on filing cabinets to go, before you are a true post whore. DAMMIT! I just hijacked my own thread! WTF!? What about me and me sleep? Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865
  14. Ok, so it looks like a got a-nother job. I have to go meet the guy this evening "eyeball to eyeball" to "work out" the details. Its hard work, running heavy machinary, and driving a dump truck, for about 10 hours a day. Thing is... I already have a part-time job (5 hours a day),(w/ awsome benifits, working nights. Question is, how long do you think I can juggle the two before I: a) curl up and die, b)go mad and become a skybum, c)am too tired to skydive, or d) all of the above. yes, I know Im insane, but who isnt? Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865
  15. Yes, but speculation only. This was done by some tax papers I had to sign i refrence to a trust that I am part of. The tax figures on above mentioned were larger than anything I had ever made (in a year). So, speculation as the actual amout was well over the million mark, and thats just the trust. So who knows. Nope, none, nada. never asked for it, and never will. Hes a business man through and through. Built a huge corperation and sold it. Hes long since retiered and splits his time between Iowa and Florida. Maybe one day, but im not holding my breath. Anything Ive ever wanted, I paid for. I bought my very first car, and everyone since.
  16. What? Who? What?! Where?? OOOhhh yea. I still show now and again. busy looking for a new job, and working nights... What ever happened to that hippie hater chick? I think she got sick or something!... Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865
  17. Did somebody say my name? WHAT!!! Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865
  18. hmmmm... funny: yes made my sick and demented person: yes ok in my bood: yes. Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865
  19. Ok Ill be the one to call BULLSHIT!! I have met you on at least 2 (yes two) different occasions. And each you were pleny o-flirty! hmmm.. wheres that video....? Oh and me, Youll never forget me once youve met me in person. IM much more cute! OH and I drink just as much as I do here too! Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865
  20. I had an old friend that was a carney for a few years. Caught up w/ him one night "after" it ended. The stories he told still make me shudder. Many involving obscene amounts of dtrugs, alcohol, and violence. Now that hes clean (two years I think), he cant belive hes still alive. It was very, very hard time for me. But hey, if you in it for the glamor! I say jump on it. You can bring the light of the sun! Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865
  21. Ill randomly choose a few from the large stack I keep w/ me at all times. The Outlaws-collection of Waylon, Willie, and others. Tool-Undertow, Opiate The Vines-ummm the one w/ ourttatha way on it. Gravity Kills-dont remember the name. Aphex Twin-Windolicker, Classix 1 and 2 Oakenfold-Great wall, Perfect World Pantera-Vulger display of Power BB King and Bobby Bland -Together for the first time BB King and John Lee Hooker- Back to Back Paul van Dyk- Seven ways Ok thats enough. Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865
  22. I'd have to be the AFF one. just bail out in some crazy head down shit! see just how good they really are. Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865
  23. I must ask for my name to be removed from the list. Certain financial problems will cause me to not be able to afford to make the drive, much less food and most importantly, beer. Barring a miricle, I will not be there. (and yes, im still holding out for a miricle) You know, maybe my credit cards will get the limit raised! You kidz have fun now ya hear?!
  24. I was jelous when I sew Kennedy got a ride! But I had to leave early. So I guess its ok! Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865
  25. I dont konw about you, but I always know where my balls are and what they are doing. and I dont even have to watch. Oh wait. maybe I should have read the whole post first. Damn my lazy ass. Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865