yardhippie
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I know that feeling, but they normaly follow "Matt" with "fucker" as in where is my drink fucker! Well if you were a better bartender! Congrats to all the girls for reaching their goal. Hope you are all ready for a big walk now! Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865
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Im used to being "matt" here at work, so really, whats the difference? Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865
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Mmmmm... creamy. Have you seen my downstairs mix up? Happy birthday girlie. I celebrated for you last night! Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865
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It's May 1st Belly-Offers/Sexification Participants!
yardhippie replied to skysprite's topic in The Bonfire
and I need to get on it! sorry, I couldnt resist! Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865 -
Screw a bunch of mental images. I want pictures of boobies! Oh, and there was this time we were drunk and in a WalMart. I had to piss so I wandered into the restroom. The urinal was occupied and went into a stall, and there, on the wall and toilet was the worst case of explosive shits I'd ever seen. Seriously, I dont think the poor bastard even got his pants down. I could have sworn there were peices of denim on the wall. You know how when you were a kid you figured out how to blow up Catsup, and mustard packets? Well imagine if you will, a 20lb bag of pudding exploded in the same fashion. Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865
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That is all. Have fun! Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865
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Anyone else tired of the use of "The" word lately?
yardhippie replied to normiss's topic in The Bonfire
Im gonna get me "the" laid. Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865 -
If you EVER need help supporting your boobies, just give me a call. I can help! Oh, and Kitty, and Hottie, and Kelly, and well.. the list just goes on and on and on... Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865
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You mean like the ReMax commercial? I saw that one last night, some looked real, some was soooo fake. Oh well, its good publicity either way. I'll take anything that puts the sport in the mainstream and creates discussion!
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I beg to differ on that recovery arc. I put arount 600 jumps on a Nitro 120 loaded from @ 1.6 up to 1.8. (What can I say, I put on weight) In fact it was one of the first units imported into the states. I was a demo unit made for Precision before they had begun production on their units, so I had the South African material and HMA lines, just like the HiPer canopies. I say its got a longer recovery arc than the Stilletto for sure. I cant compare it to an equivialent Nitron as I've never jumped one. For instance I was making my 270 turn with my Nitro around 550' - 575', with rotation starting from brakes and taking around 3.5-4 seconds to complete. Keep in mind all this info is off analog gear, and somewhat of a best guess scenario. A highly loaded Nitro will do some amazing things, even with a wing size of 120. Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865
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You right! Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865
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Yes, yes you can. I'd be glad to help. Right after you clean up my house. Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865
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Ive never done it just for the hell of it, but for a nekkid jump I have. I know some others on here have done it just for the pics of it! Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865
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Xkeys Skyvan was a friggin fast as hell. Personally, I think CASAs are slow, except on jump run. They're loud, but meh, so are most large turbine aircraft with no sound dampening material. If you want loud, go jump the Southern Cross DC-3. Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865
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700 - at least the amount of miles I drove this weekend 1 day late arriving at the DZ b/c we got distracted at a friends house, and fell to drinking. 3 great skydives with some awsome friends. 1 ash dive watched from the ground. 1 Epic night. Even the locals though we were crazy. 45 minutes it took to get the on the right road to get us home! 1 awsome Dinner and movie with friends at Kittys house! Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865
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I have probably 10 or more vehicles over my short driving career. These have varied from muscle/drag cars, to trucks, and imports. They have all varied in trasmission option. For convienience I prefer the autos, but moreso with the V8s I had. For economy, relability, long life, I prefer the manual. You'll get better MPG with a manual. Under typical conditions, a manual will take less input cost to maintain, and still last longer. Especially the Honda manuals. You might put a clutch in one, but thats all you'll ever do. just my .02 Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865
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When, and where? Prolly sunday huh? Oh, and J, I really dont like you too much, I just let you hang around me so you'll feel 'cool'. Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865
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Work. that whole list is work. yes, I'm making Gold this year, if not Platinum. Beth, yea, back 2 back trip on other ends of the country are bad mmmkay. Especially when all Im doing at home is washing some clothes and packing again. I just cant make it. Maybe something in my schedule will changes. I can and does happen.
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You know I still love ya, Hippie. I miss my ATL peeps. When are you all roadtripping out to see me for a change? I think LP would be a perfect road trip for them all
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Does that mean I can hug you twice? Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865
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I really liked Alien. But then again, I was always a wierd kid. Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865
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Yummy!
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How the hell did I end up the one burning up bandwidth?! Billy is the one posting all those damn attachements! Sheesh. Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865
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and how, preytell, does one get this service? Fell free to stop by anytime. I'll make ya breakfast. Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865
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Better. Its about me getting my video equipment back. Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865