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  1. yardhippie
    beans dont make me gassy. Cole slaw and deviled eggs do. You said "red meat" Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865
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    QuoteQuoteWhats the average velocity of a swallow?African or European? European and female. i hear theyre more uninhibited than the american variety. Im hungry for tacos.Tacos good. thers a place down the road call Armondo's, they have fish tacos. No, really. The color of the day is smooth. Ok hippie, so shall it be. Im glad you agree. Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865
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    Whats the average velocity of a swallow? Im hungry for tacos. The color of the day is smooth. Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865
  4. yardhippie
    mmmm... sushi and sake and drunken hot chicks. what could possibly go wrong? Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865
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    Now the Burger King song. thats funny to me. but then again Im and un-PC heathen! Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865
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    Ick. I prefer not to hear christmas songs. the ones that are any good, have been played to death. The rest are mostly fluff. If I was forced to make a decision, I'd pick somthing instramental, like Manheim Steamroller (cuz thats the only one I know). I have been force fed Christmas music for so long I find it unpleasant. So I choose not to listen if I dont have to.
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    see, it fell apart. the edge of the bill didnt frey! back when I had long hair, i used to wear my hat backwards while under cars. it helped keep my hair out of the wheels of the creeper (damn that hurts) and helped keep it a bit cleaner. my caps never freyed, fall apart. Get nasty. Rip or tear. Yes. but never freyed at the end of the bill. Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865
  8. yardhippie
    Naw, that would make you a frat boy wanna be. Hats do end up like that from hard use, but doing it just for a look is asinine. Ive worked horses and cattle. I spent years working on my drag car, and other mechanical hobbies. Ive been in construction all my life. And only after years of wear and tear did parts of the hat start to frey, and never to the extent the ive seen the "frat boy wanna-be's" wear them. they usually get so dirty theres just no washing them anymore, and youre afraid anything you wash them in may get tainted as well. Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865
  9. yardhippie
    Just for Clay! sheep sleep i didnt do so well, maybe youll do better than me. Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865
  10. yardhippie
    I'm hungry can you make me one? nah, it'd be rancid by then. Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865
  11. yardhippie
    yes. I wanna make ham sammiches. Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865
  12. yardhippie
    .01cm bioches! damn if I dont know how to save the screen shot for proof?! Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865
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    I disagree. We need a toilet icon. :: just does not convey the crap that was my weekend. How about ::? Why? what did I do? No really it was the alcohol! Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865
  14. yardhippie
    The word of the day is boobies. Now lets look at the word of the day. Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865
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    I have all the gas i need. Whats that smell? lets drink at Dublin, no one has done that before. A dog with opposable thumbs, he will steal your beer, end it now. Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865
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    Youre a bitch (j/k) for letting your dog walk all over you like that. Who's master in that relationship? You should show 'em whos boss before he trys to hump you in a bad way. Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865
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    Its better in Atlanta than Houston. Who would want a coffee turtle. My lazy ass needs to get to the gym. oh, and ummm... BOOBIES! Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865
  18. yardhippie
    I thought it was great for a laugh! Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865
  19. yardhippie
    mMMm. me like the south. I think ill jump a good bit and work on my swoopy!
  20. yardhippie
    What was the reason for that? Did they have doctored loads to make it less likely that you would shoot well and win the prize? Or was it simply to ensure that all participants had the same ammo to level the playing field? Your gun would make much more of a difference than generic everyday ammo vs. custom shells. IMHO. Now if your talking some off the wall no-name ammo, they you could have a problem. Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865
  21. yardhippie
    Say word, son. Milla is the hottest girl... Naked or not, she's a knockout in everything shes in. Even the scary Russian chick thing from Zoolander, I would let her whoop my ass on an hourly basis. Although I do seem to recall seeing some booby action in both 5th Element and Resident Evil, but I might just be making that up in my head. yes, and yes! total hottie. Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865
  22. yardhippie
    You need to call someone else to take it? Does that mean someone already took yours? I checked the small print on mine, and it says "amongst other privelages, possesion of this card entitles beare to revoke others mancards for crying to mommy". I had mine removed for some obscure comment. I dont remember what. I have a temporary one that I, but it does not entitle me to full priviliges. Slappy: That shit was funny! Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865
  23. yardhippie
    if your hat has mesh on the back of it.... if your hat has a john deere symbol on it... if your hat it held together with duct tape... if you purposly freyed the material on the bill of the cap to look cool... if there is a fake fishhook on your cap... if theres more grease on your hat then in your hair.... you might be a reneck. Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865
  24. yardhippie
    I couldnt keep up with a wind drift indicator much less a thread. Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865
  25. yardhippie
    that sound right, but wasnt there a crazy lawn mower too? You mean The Lawnmower Man? Now that was a weird movie! No, crazy lawnmower, not crazy storyline! Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865